Not Today, Death!

Jun 26, 2025 11:37 am
It's yet another day in the grimy city of Eastport. It's a foggy late morning in early spring and the overcast sky portends rain soon. The smell of salt water, fish heads, kerosene, and human waste is constantly shifting on the stiff wind blowing in from the sea.

Wherever you are and whatever you happen to be doing, a halfling man approaches you. He is nondescript, brown hair with a brown goatee, loose shirt and wide trousers of undyed cloth, and a single bright green scarf as his only affectation. He gives a quick bob of his head for a salute and says simply, "Pardon the interruption but I have come to deliver a message. You have been invited to a meeting with Master Goverbandy at his residence in the Gold Crescent to a discuss a matter of some delicacy. He will reward your attention and all due haste."
OOC:
Go ahead and introduce your character, where the messenger found you, and what you are currently doing. It's currently about ten in the morning.
Jun 26, 2025 10:27 pm
Salvia sits in a quiet corner of an Inn's common room. She is a slender, young-looking elven woman, with chin length wavy charcoal black hair with a tint of silver, pale skin, caramel colored eyes, and freckles across her cheeks and nose. She wears large, circular, wire-rimmed glasses and a scholar's cloak. In front of her is a series of scrolls, which she is reading and transcribing, while muttering to herself. Behind her, arms crossed and eyes sharp, stands a beefy human man in mail, with a shield strapped to one arm, and a sword sheathed on his hip. His weathered face and eagle eyes mark him as a veteran of battle and a canny combatant. He is Arne, Salvia's bodyguard. She pays him well and the two have developed a rapport over the years; in fact, he has served her family since he was a young man.

When the messenger approaches, Arne at first steps forward, hand raised to stop the halfling. Salvia looks up and says, "Ah, it's OK, Arne. Let the messenger approach. OK, that's close enough. Now what is this about?"

When the message is delivered, Salvia nods and asks the messenger, "Oh, how delightful! And... who is this Master Goverbandy? Someone of some local significance, I assume?"
Jun 27, 2025 1:50 pm
Winter is stalking through the alleys of Eastport, her nose wrinkling at the squalor and stench, when the messenger finds her. The faun is slight and nimble, standing just a bit over four-and-half-feet tall. Her long white hair is wild and loose, curled horns protrude from her brow. Her amber eyes are widely spaced with oblong pupils and bushy eyebrows. Her broad nose has a slight depression at its tip. Thick curly white hair covers her backward-bending legs, which end in hooves, and a small tail protrudes behind her. She wears plate and mail armor, and a bow and rapier are holstered at her back and hip.

Winter is far from her home village in the Wyvern Wood, but the trip to Eastport was necessary to ensure the safety of her fellow fauns. A strange plague has beset the village, one that resists natural remedies. She has come here to try to find a way to combat the plague, perhaps by raising money for a magical cure.

She's done some odd jobs so far, but has made little progress in her quest. So when the messenger gives word of a job, the ranger's ears perk up. "A reward, you say? I'll help, if the price is right. Lead the way," she says.
Jun 27, 2025 6:22 pm
Hermann stood in the street; his boots keeping him clean of most of the muck. He stood and beneath his gaze he watched a slovenly man stuck fast in the grime.

What series of events had brought the wretch to his resting place?…

When the Halfling approaches, Hermann casts a watchful eye over him. He wasn’t in the business of letting unknowns creep up on him. If he was in that business, he wouldn’t be in it for very long in a city like this.

"Goverbandy? And a matter of delicacy?" Hermann says, with a righteous, pondering kind of tone! The inquisitor had suspected Goverbandy of one delinquency or another many a time, but had never had the means to prove it one way or the other.

Delinquency was never far, however. That much was for certain. And a matter of delicacy? Oh yes, this was too good to pass up.

"As you say! I will present myself today, if that suits him!" he says, turning from the muddied man and towards the halfling!
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Jun 28, 2025 8:55 am
Salvia, the halfling gives a simple shrug. "A man of wealth but solitary. Much is rumored but little proved. He pays decently for my services when needed so I have little bad to say. You can find his home in the Gold Crescent. It is the only one with jade-colored roofing tiles. I have been requested to recruit several others so please wait at the bottom of the road leading to the Gold Crescent and I shall lead you all together."

Winter, the halfling bows and says, "As you wish. I have been instructed to contact a few others first. Please wait at the bottom of the road leading to the Gold Crescent and I shall lead you all together."

Hermann, the halfling bows and says, "The sooner the better. I have requested the help of others who will be waiting at the bottom of the road leading to the Gold Crescent in one hour. If you are late you will have to find the way by yourself."

Upon everyone arriving, the messenger leads you up a steep road to a neighborhood called the Gold Crescent. It overlooks the harbor from a bluff, removed from the piratic riffraff that so infests this place. He stops in front of a three-story house near the center of the Gold Crescent. The house—built from brick and covered in ivy—features a four-gabled roof with a tower out front, roofed in jade-green tiles. Shutters cover the glass windows on the ground floor, while the windows of the upper floors remain un-shuttered. The house stands on a half-acre property surrounded by neglected, overgrown gardens and a stone wall beyond them, 4 yards high and crowned with spikes and broken glass. A wrought iron gate stands closed with an old ringing bell bolted to the stone next to it.

"There should be one more of you who will hopefully arrive soon..."
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Pausing here until @Furmyr can post.
Jun 28, 2025 10:22 am
"...damn fool hid a dead skunk in the officer's tent. No one expected us to be called out, and it was three days before we returned. By then the smell... A tall man that is almost as wade is sitting in the middle of a tavern telling tall tales of war when the messenger finds him.

"Looks like we'll have to finish this story later, I am needed," he calls out, then tosses a silver coin to the barkeeper to pay for his drink. He takes his pack over his shoulder and strides out.

He is the last to arrive. "Sorry I'm late," he calls out. "Came over a couple of burglars on the way, and had to teach them there is a better way."

He pats the handle of his axe.
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Sorry, for some reason this thread didn't show up as unread so I overlooked it.
Jun 28, 2025 11:37 am
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No worries, there's been some site coding issues lately that have borked all notifications.
The messenger pulls the bell's cord and it begins to ring. The front door opens and a tall, thin man with a mop of greasy gray hair, he wears a black suit emerges. He pulls out a key from his breast pocket and unlocks the iron gate. It swings open with a creak.

"Thank you, Phillip. I will take it from here," the man says with an equally creaky voice. The messenger bows and departs back the way you all came. He turns to you all. "I am Mr. Goverbandy's butler, Gregory. Please come this way."

The house interior is old but cozy and well-kept. You don't get to see much of it as Gregory leads you to one of the first rooms off the foyer. It is a library. Curtains cover the room’s window. Shelves lining the walls from floor to ceiling A writing desk and chair occupy the room’s center, with leather couches and wingback chairs nearby. A hookah stands on the desk next to a box of matches and several charcoal medallions.

"Mr. Goverbandy is indisposed at the moment but will be with you shortly. I will bring refreshments. Please make yourselves comfortable." With a bow he exits the room, shutting the door behind him.
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Time is important in this adventure so I'll be keeping a running tally. Most scenes take place in 15- or 30-minute increments. You have 15 minutes to introduce yourselves to each other and inspect the library before Goverbandy arrives.
Jun 29, 2025 2:08 am
Salvia follows Gregory out of the foyer, her bodyguard Arne following dutifully behind, to the library. She almost doesn't even notice Gregory's departure, or even whether there are others here, as she immediately approaches the nearest bookshelf and begins to scan the spines. She pulls out the occasional volume and inspects it, carefully but efficiently making her way through the library. When others enter, Arne clears his throat, which cuts through Salvia's book-focus. She looks up, smiles, and greets each person who arrives, saying, "Oh hello! I am Salvia Evensong, scholar of the arcane. This is Arne, my bodyguard. Do you know what this Goverbandy wants of us?" Then, glancing back at a nearby shelf, she gets distracted, saying, " Ooh, this looks like a rare volume..."
Jun 29, 2025 3:32 am
The shelves hold books on a variety of subjects, from the occult and demon-ology to histories, geographies and travelogues, philosophy, science, and pseudoscience. Some of the books lack proper titles and seem to be personal notebooks or unpublished books. Others are very rare and expensive.
Jun 29, 2025 7:48 pm
Salvia cares not about the monetary values of things; she does not find money to be important. She values books with hard-to-acquire knowledge about history, culture, the supernatural, magic, etc. She'll pay closest attention to the personal notebooks and unpublished books, probably.
Jun 30, 2025 7:12 am
Hermann steps into the room after the butler, casting a wary eye about the room. Once they are left alone, he will spin on his heel and take a hard look at the others in the room. Saying nothing, he makes some preliminary mental notes on each of them, and then looks at the bookshelf when talking of a rare volume starts.

That was always a sign of trouble.

He had several of the Occult volumes in his own collection. His eyes go to the book on demonology.

Demonology…

"Curious. What do you suppose Goverbandy might want with that?" he says, to no one and everyone at once.

Was I right in my suspicions of the man all along?…
Jun 30, 2025 8:00 am
"I am called Winter," the faun says to the others. She moves to the window and opens the curtains, looking outside warily. She then puts her back against one of the room's walls, keeping a watchful eye on all of the entrances, her hand near the hilt of her rapier. Just in case...
Jun 30, 2025 12:41 pm
"He seemed to know who I am, so presumably he knows what I do," Kade says with a shrug before placing himself in one of the couches. "So I expect he wants at least me to hit something hard."

"I am Kade Callan by the way," he suddenly remembers to introduce himself.
Jun 30, 2025 1:26 pm
"Salvia Evensong. Winter. Kade Callan." Hermann says, as if cataloging the list of names and faces for later.

"Hermann Drakner. Inquisitor. Winter here seems to think you’ll have to hit something very hard very soon." the man says, motioning to the wary faun with rapier almost in-hand.
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Jun 30, 2025 3:47 pm
Salvia turns when Hermann speaks and adds, "And Arne. Don't forget him." She smiles warmly at the man, who nods in acknowledgement, but otherwise remains taciturn.
Jun 30, 2025 3:55 pm
Salvia tilts her head in curiosity as she resumes her perusal of the shelves. She pauses for a moment, whispers something, and her eyes flash subtly with a sparkling light. As she looks around, an astute observer may notice that her eyes continue to shine with sparkling light--not enough to illuminate darkness, but it suggests something is changed, certainly.
OOC:
Using Salvia's Wizard Sight Expert Talent! For an hour she can see auras around most supernatural and magical creatures, even if they are invisible. I figure it would be nice to know if our employer is a demon etc.
Also, I did not choose my bonus spells from my Wizard's Grimoire Expert Talent either, so I will be doing that and adding them to my sheet.
[ +- ] Wizard Sight
Jul 1, 2025 2:48 pm
Salvia reads through some journals of Goverbandy's, one seems to be a chronical of his apprenticeship to a young wizard in the city many years ago. She, and Hermann, notice that the largest collection (and easiest to access at eye level) are books on alchemy.

Gregory comes and leaves a tray of drinks and local snacks while you wait before he exits the library again.

A quarter hour after you have settled into the library, Kytemnesis Goverbandy barges into the room with a woman following at his heels. The woman is tall, thin, fit and with plain, rugged features. Goverbandy has the appearance of one who has never worked: Short, doughy, and pale, he dresses in embroidered purple robes and wears a fez on his head. His bright red hair has all but given up on his scalp, evidently more comfortable hanging from the sides of his head. Thick, curly hair covers his cheeks, but he keeps his moist lips free from beard and mustache. He settles into a leather chair and begins smoking his hookah before he begins talking.

In a high-pitched, trilling voice he begins. "I have been robbed! Despite the large security force I employ to protect myself and my valuables, someone has entered my abode and pilfered from me. While the theft has not unduly affected me financially, certain items were taken that could prove dangerous in the wrong hands. I would like to hire you to recover the three stolen items. I am offering five gold coins each up front. If you can return all of the items by the end of the week, I'll pay you an additional twenty gold coins as a bonus. As part of this employment, you must keep the fact of my robbery a secret, both as a matter of social pride and to delay any who would seek to purchase my items from the thief who stole them. If you accept, I can share further details with you." He sucks on his hookah as he waits for a reply.
Jul 1, 2025 7:29 pm
Salvia turns and listens to Goverbandy. When he finishes his offer, she clears her throat and speaks, her voice quiet but articulate and poised. She says, "Five golds up front, 20 more if we get all three items within a week's time? Hmm. And if we find the items after one week has passed? Shall we keep them for ourselves or would you still pay a lesser fee? After all, such items could probably be sold for a considerable amount as well." Her tone is matter-of-fact, not threatening to betray Goverbandy.
Jul 1, 2025 8:39 pm
"And Arne, of course." Hermann says, nodding his head slightly. So often, people didn’t want their help acknowledged. Hermann had forgotten himself…
Jul 1, 2025 8:43 pm
"Someone has robbed you." Hermann says, after a moment’s silence to mull over the proposition.

"Is that to say that you don’t suspect something… supernatural? Only I couldn’t help but notice your collection of works." he says, with a cocked eyebrow.
Jul 2, 2025 8:18 am
"Yes, a reduced fee. You could try to sell them, of course, if the items had any market value. But then I'd have to hire assassins to find you which would be expensive for me and of course fatal for you, so let's not worry about such distasteful hypothetically, shall we?" He takes a drag on his hookah and puffs out a ring of smoke. With her wizard's sight, Salvia can see several objects glowing with magical auras on Goverbandy's person.
Jul 2, 2025 12:32 pm
"I will accept this job," Winter says. "Will you allow us to look around your home before we leave? It's possible the burglars left something behind that we might be able to use to help track them."
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Jul 2, 2025 1:20 pm
Goverbandy puffs out another wreath of smoke. "Of course. Once all of you have accepted, Mya, my head of security here," he gestures with the hookah pipe at the tall woman who entered with him, "Will fill you in on everything she's discovered so far and will show you around."
Jul 2, 2025 3:37 pm
Salvia shrugs and looks to Arne, who nods subtly. Salvia then smiles and says, "Ok sure! Arne and I are in."
Jul 2, 2025 5:18 pm
Kade gets up as Goverbandy enters. "If you want us to find something we could start with you telling us what was taken," he finally says.
Jul 2, 2025 8:57 pm
Hermann almost snorts. If the man had the means or manner to hire assassins, he’d have done so for the present job. The man had just threatened an inquisitor. Perhaps the order should take a much closer look at this Goverbandy, once all this was done.

He simply nods his head to the man when it is his turn to accept the job and the payment.
Jul 4, 2025 3:54 am
Goverbandy nods as he inhales a lungful of smoke. "I will take that as acceptance of the offer then," he says in his high voice as he exhales. He nods at the tall, rugged woman standing nearby.

The woman takes a step forward and stands at military parade rest. Clearly she has military training and currently surpressing anger and embarrassment at this lapse of security under her watch.

"As far as I can tell the burglary happend about eight hours ago in the dead of night. This is what I've uncovered so far.

"I found two unconscious guards in the gardens out
front. They’ve been revived but remain groggy; neither
remembers what happened. Something cut a hole in the garden wall behind the house big enough for a person to fit through. They entered the house through the second story by cutting a hole in the window glass and unlocking it. I found the muddy footprints of a single individual leading from the window to the top step of the stairs. At the bottom of the stairs is a bookcase concealing a hidden entrance to the vault below which I found open. Only Goverbandy, Gregory, and myself know about this bookcase. The metal door to the vault was also opened and the lock had been almost entirely rusted away."


"That is satisfactory, Mya," Goverbandy says. "As for what was stolen, well only I know the entire contents. Inside my vault were a lockbox containing five hundred gold pieces, a stack of personal papers and letrers, a knife, an idol, and a book. It is these latter three that are dangerous and must be returned."
Jul 4, 2025 8:32 am
Winter heads out to the gardens to examine the hole and the muddy footprint to glean insight from the tracks!
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Jul 4, 2025 10:34 am
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Jul 4, 2025 12:24 pm
Salvia crosses her arms and listens to Goverbandy. When he finishes, she nods, places her finger on her chin, and then asks, "Very well. Tell me of the three items. If I know their purpose and, I assume, magical nature, I may have better luck identifying the culprit, based on motive. Well?"
Jul 5, 2025 7:21 pm
"Yes! Their purpose would help narrow down the list of potential suspects. Dangerous… how, exactly? And on what scale?" Hermann muses, preparing to cut the list of suspects he had already compiled mentally down to half!
Jul 6, 2025 8:02 am
"A small scale, I should hope," he says with a smile, hookah smoke escaping from the corners of his mouth. "The idol was given to me by an old archeologist for safe keeping a few years back. He claimed the idol spoke to him and he was fearful of it, so I locked it up in my vault. I am not sure if my safekeeping was supposed to be permanent or not, but after my friend met an unfortunate and grisly demise I didn't have any chance to ask him.

"The knife was purchased on my travels when I passed through Aegon. It has an 18-inch straight, double-edged blade with a black handle capped with an iron spike. The blade’s metal looks like iron but is not. It is strangely dull against living things but exceptionally sharp towards objects.

The book is called the Golden Grimoire and was reportedly penned by an alchemist named Phineas Macadoo, sometimes known as the Forever Man. It’s believed he was the most recent alchemist to discover the secret of the Philosopher’s Stone. The book has a gold cover, rumored to have been transmuted from lead. I tracked down the book and bought it from a seller in Vereen. I tried to read the book but it was either written in some kind of cypher or was just the scribblings of a mad man."
Jul 6, 2025 2:21 pm
Slavia nods, indicating she has heard, understood, and filed away that info in her mind palace. She asks, "Do you know the provenance or religious significance of the idol?"
Jul 7, 2025 3:20 am
"None whatsoever. I haven't so much as looked at it since I locked it up. I remember it making my skin crawl though. It was a squat, fat thing with bat wings and some kind of insect head."
Jul 7, 2025 5:37 am
Salvia casts her mind back to the last time she reviewed fell gods and demons in her profession as an Occultist--does that description ring a bell?
Jul 7, 2025 7:51 am
Winter returns to the others after her examination. "It looks like it was only a single burglar, a man based on the size of the footprints. It seems as if he transmuted the stone wall into mud and then dug his way through it to gain access to the compound."
Jul 7, 2025 11:42 am
"That cannot be a common ability," Kade chimes in. "Can't be that many that could do that feat. The list of suspects should be small."
Jul 7, 2025 8:57 pm
The whole inventory of this place was bound to be deeply profane, given the description of the items taken. Perhaps they were the worst of Goverbandy’s trove. Perhaps not…

"Indeed. A small list indeed. Is there anything or anyone else that you’d like to raise with us before we begin our investigations?" the inquisitor asks, pacing the room in thought!
Jul 9, 2025 2:13 pm
Salvia remembers a description of a minor deity of pestilence and failed crops called Grizzibulg.

When Hermann asks, Goverbandy ponders for a moment and then snaps his fingers. " Now that you mention it, someone camr to ask about purchasing the Golden Grimoire a week or so ago. An agent for an interested party he said. What was his name...? Ah, Seth Tyka or something like that. Of course I refused to even consider the offer and turned him away at the door."
Jul 9, 2025 9:53 pm
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We are level four. But for the purposes of the adventure, I’m guessing we are too small-time to have a chance at knowing any of these names?
Jul 10, 2025 12:26 am
Salvia ponders for a moment, her face scrunched up in thought. Then she exclaims, "Grizzibulg!" Arne's eyes glance over at her for a moment and then return to scanning the environment.

Salvia expands upon her exclamation, saying, "Grizzibulg. That's the name of the deity the idol likely represents. A minor deity of blight and pestilence...Unpleasant fellow, really. But it sounds like this Taika or whoever is someone we should look into, yeah?"
Jul 10, 2025 9:55 am
"How would he know you even had it? Seems you didn't advertise the items," Kade wonders. "And seems all three items was obtained at different times. What do they have in common?
Jul 10, 2025 12:32 pm
The tall grizzled woman says, "There's no reason to think the person who did this was aware of all the items, or even any of them. Master Goverbandy is a wealthy citizen and would make an ideal target for that alone. Or perhaps the thief was after just one of the items and swiped them all because why not? Surely anything kept in a safe was worth stealing. But whoever did this was a professional and used techniques beyond a simple cat burglar."
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We are level four. But for the purposes of the adventure, I’m guessing we are too small-time to have a chance at knowing any of these names?
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The names don't sound familiar to you.
Jul 10, 2025 1:02 pm
Salvia shrugs and says, "The perpetrator transmuted stone into mud; therefore we can assume whoever did this had access to such magic. It is an easy step to assume they could detect magic as well, which allowed them to identify that the other items were likely also objects of power and, thus, valuable. So we are looking for a single person with access to higher level magics. I myself can cast the spell in question--but it is not one novices could cast."
Jul 10, 2025 10:06 pm
Hermann gives Salvia a subtle side eye. That was a name that shouldn’t be known, and should be said even less…

He would have to pry more out of this Evensong along the way. Inquiries must be made, after all…

And now she makes herself a suspect with a timely admission…

"And how did you come to acquire this spell exactly?" Hermann asks cooly.
Jul 10, 2025 10:52 pm
Salvia turns to Hermann and says, "You misunderstand me. I do not know the spell in question, which is a Geomancy spell known as Move Earth. What I mean is that I have the ability to cast it should I find it--on a scroll, for example. But this is only because I am an expert in matters arcane. A novice of such magics could not cast such a spell even with a scroll, which means our culprit has arcane skill. Keep up now, young man!"

Nearby, Arne suppresses a chuckle.
Jul 11, 2025 12:50 pm
"Well, seems we know all there is to know here," Kade says. "Should we look for this Seth Tyka. We should also check with the city's fences, can't be many that deal with such high class items. Unless someone has any other ideas?"
Jul 12, 2025 9:29 pm
Hermann drops the matter, but only externally. If he had heard a semi-retraction once, he had heard one a thousand times.

"Let us look around here… in private, before we leave the scene of the crime. We may find a clue that will lead us directly to our perpetrator!"
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Possible to Sherlock scan this place??
Jul 13, 2025 3:20 am
KCC says:
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Possible to Sherlock scan this place??
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Yep, you an investigate anything or anywhere in the house. There are also household workers and the two guards to interview. If you want to leave and start tracking down leads, look at your backgrounds or professions for things that might be relevant to gain you information. You can also just walk the town asking around.
Jul 13, 2025 4:03 am
Salvia nods, half-listening to the others, and begins to wander around the house and grounds, conducting her own investigation. She walks past Mya, informing her quietly that she intends to view the vault as well as the wall that the thief used to enter. She does not ask, mind you; she informs. Perhaps it looks suspicious to Hermann that the elven wizard wanders off without explanation, but her man-at-arms follows without a word when she departs.

Once out of the library, Salvia inspects the scenes of the crime--the vault, the wall with the hole in it, and the areas in between. She brings all of her investigative magics to bear when studying these areas. She also takes a stroll around the grounds and other areas of the house while she's at it, scribbling notes and peering at (and through!) things as she goes.
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OK! Below I list the various things she will do and relevant abilities she has as she proceeds.
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[ +- ] Omniscience
[ +- ] Keen Hearing and Sight
Jul 13, 2025 8:53 am
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Jul 14, 2025 11:31 am
Hermann does what he does best: Interrogate.

The two guards are questioned, as the inquisitor paces the space before the two of them. He took a sort of pleasure in the beads of sweat that such discussions usually caused men like these.

He goes over and over the facts of the case as they see them until he is satisfied that they are telling the truth and that their stories are told the same way over several painstaking retellings.
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Gonna use my auto-20. But let me know if you want to RP it!
Jul 14, 2025 10:53 pm
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Jul 14, 2025 11:05 pm
Between Mya and the two guards, Hermann gets the following information:

The two guards, Blenken and Oroyuke, have worked for Goverbandy for three years and five years, respectively, and demonstrated competence and loyalty the entire time. Both men were found unconscious in the garden and remain lethargic and somewhat confused. Both also have a light coating of pink-grey dust on their uniforms. Mya adds that the same dust was found caked around their eyes and noses when she found them. Blenken remembers nothing about the night, but Oroyuke recalls seeing a shadow move by one of the trees. He thinks he called out to the shadow and moved up to engage, but everything went dark after that.
Jul 15, 2025 5:32 am
Salvia returns from her investigations and reports to the others, "So, it was a mixture of expert magic of geomancy, or perhaps alteration, to get through the wall, but the culprit used a strong acid of some sort, or some other alchemical reagent, to burn through the lock. So we seek someone with magical ability and access to advanced alchemical compounds and the knowledge to use them." Then, looking directly at Hermann, she adds, "And alas, I lack the alchemical skill required to know more."
Jul 15, 2025 11:09 am
"Then we should take a sample and try to find an expert that could tell us more," Kade suggests.
Jul 15, 2025 9:23 pm
It was starting to come together for Hermann, even if the biggest piece of the puzzle was still missing.

"I shall inspect the tree the shade was spotted at first, before I venture out into the streets. Perhaps we shall find something there!" he says, before marching out to look for signs, symbols or otherwise on the tree!
Jul 15, 2025 9:34 pm
Alas the tree was just near the wall and likely used for cover to avoid detection by the guards until the intruder sprung their attack. All that's found are the same footprints in the mud nearby.
Jul 15, 2025 9:35 pm
45 minutes have now elapsed.
Jul 16, 2025 2:38 am
Salvia says, "Shall we go to speak to this Seth Tyka, then?" She turns to her bodyguard and speaks in a quieter voice, asking, "Faring well, Ser Arne?" The taciturn man-at-arms allows a hint of a smile and replies, "I fare well, Lady Evensong. Thank you." Salvia nods, satisfied, and says, "Excellent! For we may be about to embark on an adventure! Perhaps some hijinks may ensue as well."
Jul 16, 2025 6:44 am
"It seems there is nothing more to learn here. Let us move swiftly," Winter says, ready to depart.
Jul 17, 2025 9:13 pm
"Seth Tyka, yes!" Hermann agrees, wondering on the person they were aiming to meet. He prided himself on his extensive knowledge of people about the city, and the connections that pinned them all together. But this name…

He hadn’t come across it just yet. That was enough to have him heading out the door to chase them down.
Jul 20, 2025 12:55 pm
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Anyone who has been in the city for a decent length of time and has ties to the criminal underworld will know of the Guilded Lily, premier house of ill-repute and likely location of any thieves capable of pulling off the Goverbandy heist. Anyone with occult knowledge will know of the Star and Crescent, however it is only open after sundown. You can also ask around for an alchemist to analyze the oily substance you've found. Let me know who wants to go where.
Jul 20, 2025 4:20 pm
Headed out, Salvia turns to the others and says, "Arne and I shall head to the Star and Crescent to inquire about possible buyers of the artifacts. I suggest someone speak to an alchemist, or I shall do so after the S and C." Then she nods to Arne and departs, Arne nodding in reply and falling in behind her.
Jul 20, 2025 8:58 pm
"Wait a moment!" Hermann insists, as he takes off after Salvia.

How had she come to learn of that place?…

Though it should surprise him, he supposed. Salvia knew only a little less than Hermann it seemed!

"I had just been planning a visit there myself! Safety in numbers, no?"
Jul 20, 2025 9:15 pm
She turns and looks at Hermann, somewhat surprised and bit annoyed. She glances at Arne who subtly nods. Them her demeanor changes. She smiles and says, "Of course! Numbers and all that. Before becoming a practitioner of the arcane, I was a bit of an occultist as well. Both pastimes brought me in contact with the Star and Crescent. And how is it that you come to know of it?"
Jul 21, 2025 9:01 pm
"We are of a similar background then." Hermann reveals, as he had spent time studying the occult. His own reasons for study such things differed greatly from this mage, he could only imagine.

"They shall be most surprised to see two of their clientele arriving together. Three, if your man has also studied the Ways."
Jul 21, 2025 10:17 pm
Sylvie nods to Hermann and replies, "It's always a pleasure to make the acquaintance of a student of the occult or a practitioner of the arcane! Or both! But, uh, I'm gathering you are in a rather different line of work currently. Am I right?"

When Hermann references Arne, Sylvie laughs. "Oh, Arne? Oh no! Nothing magical about him. he's just been serving my family for, well, it seems like forever! Certainly since before my time, at least. But no, he does not practice the arcane. So, shall we?" She gestures toward the S&C.
Jul 22, 2025 11:13 am
"I wouldn't know the first thing of what to ask an alchemist if I found one," Kade says with a smile. "I guess I'll check the Guilded Lily. I'm no stranger to that clientel. Half my platoon was convicts choosing between jail and the front line."
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Jul 22, 2025 12:03 pm
"I will go with you," Winter says to Kade. "There is safety in numbers."
Jul 23, 2025 12:16 pm
1.5 HOURS HAVE ELAPSED

THE GUILDED LILY
An infamous den of iniquity, the Gilded Lily is operated out of the old Casten House, a mansion that covers an entire city block. Cards, dicing, roulette, and more happen on the main floor, which also boasts four bars. One wing of the house hosts dancing, vaudeville acts, and the
like, while the other houses spectacle sports such as bear baiting, pit fighting, and brawling. Day or night, the Gilded Lily does a brisk business. The Lily attracts the usual lowlifes found in this city: pirates, sailors of dodgy disposition, thieves, killers, and worse. Along with them, one finds merchant dandies eager to gamble the coins in their bulging purses. About a hundred people work at the Lily, thirty of whom are guards.

Approaching the sprawling mansion of ill-repute, a pair of human guards approach you before you can reach the front double-doors. The taller one speaks. "Well met. The owner was expecting you and has extended an invitation to meet with him. If you accept we will escort you to him."

THE STAR AND CRESCENT
It takes some searching to locate the Star and Crescent. You find the place at the end of a narrow alley formed by two tenements, the tops of which lean against each other. The alley reeks; scraps of paper, bones, parrot guano, and other detritus cover the muddy track. The Star and Crescent has a single door on which someone has painted a horizontal crescent with a five-pointed star above it. There is a sign that hangs from the door reading: OPEN AFTER SUNSET. It is currently half past noon.
Jul 23, 2025 12:36 pm
Salvia stops short before the sign. Arne, as usual, is in perfect synchrony with Salvia and stops by her side. Salvia huffs, "Well that is damned inconvenient!"

She turns to Hermann and says, "Well! We shall have to return at sunset. Until then, fancy a visit to an alchemist?"
Jul 23, 2025 4:02 pm
"Just a moment." Hermann says, bidding the mage to wait. He raises a gloved hand to the door and hammers on it impatiently.

"They’ll be expecting someone like us, if rumors of this heist have spread. We are no regular customer today!" he says, awaiting an answer that would surely come before long.
Jul 24, 2025 9:27 am
Winter is wary of this wretched hive of scum and villainy, especially when the guard says they are expected. "I don't like this," she says softly to Kade. Still, she is willing to have the guards escort her to the owner.
Jul 24, 2025 1:13 pm
Kade shrugs. "Apparently words travel faster than feet," he says. He nods to the guards to lead the way.
Jul 27, 2025 12:10 am
THE GUILDED LILY
You are escorted up a flight of stairs and into a windowed office overlooking the main gambling hall. A clearly inhuman male sits in a leather chair inside his office. He has two heads, each atop a different long, serpentine neck. Small blue flames burn over his heads. He has long, black talons at the end of his fingers. He wears a fine, tailored suit in charcoal gray. When he speaks, he does so from both mouths, one speaking one word, the other speaking the next.

"Welcome to the Guilded Lily. Please have a seat."

He points with a taloned hand to two tan leather chairs facing him.

"What have you come to ask me about the robbery?"

THE STAR AND CRESCENT
There is silence for a handful of minutes before the door slowly opens up. On the other side is a youthful woman with long brown hair and brown eyes dressed in a nightgown with a robe thrown over it. She also looks very unhappy.

"If someone is not dead or dying I will curse both of you before you can say 'no, wait, please, don't'!"
Jul 27, 2025 8:07 pm
"A most unwise course of action, I assu…" Hermann starts, about to break into his usual manner of speaking when meeting with uppity persons of interest!

He sighs, and then turns to Salvia. He takes a breath, and then starts again:

"My companion here would like to speak to you about something of grave… commercial importance."
Jul 27, 2025 11:59 pm
Salvia smirks and looks at Hermann. heh, so he at least is aware of his manner! Good, good... she thinks to herself, as she looks briefly at Hermann, before turning to the woman with a warm smile. She says, "Good day to you madam! I'm Salvia Evensong, occultist and wizard, and this is my associate Hermann Drakner. We are here to inquire about several items of arcane significance that may have been offered for sale here very recently--items stolen from our employer. Several are of notable power and value. And that's not to mention the alteration or earth magics used in the theft! So I would request we be admitted, so that we might make our inquires, and reward you in a way you find most fitting, be that coin, favor, or magic."
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Jul 28, 2025 11:05 am
Kade eyes widen in surprise at the sight of their inhuman host. He recovers quickly and goes to sit in one of the chairs. "Well, you seem well informed," Kade finally says. "You are correct in that we're investigating the robbery. Can't be many fences who deal with the kind of items stolen. So we thought to speak to one of them? Or possibly just see if one of your clientel suddenly was flush with coins with no explanation."
Jul 29, 2025 12:06 pm
Winter warily sits in the other chair, letting Kade do the talking for now.
Jul 30, 2025 9:31 pm
There were some inquisitors who had honeyed tongues, and many more who simply barged this way and that as it suited them. Hermann went about the city confident in the power of his title, and so tended towards the latter.

Still, arcane types had proven to be prickly in the past. Proud, powerful and persnickety… Better to let the mage soothe them with her words.
Aug 1, 2025 12:31 pm
THE GUILDED LILY
The two-headed demon laughs.

"Oh I know every dark deed that goes on here. And I know who you are looking for. But that information isn't free. Bring me something rare, something magical, and I will tell you what you want."


THE STAR AND CRESCENT
The woman is quiet for a moment, eyes squinted at you. "So in other words, not an emergency. My shop opens after sunset. Be gone!" The woman slams the door in your faces.
Aug 1, 2025 2:12 pm
Salvia nods, unsurprised. She turns to Hermann and her look says it all -- I told you so. She raises her nose in the air and turns away, her hair swishing as she does so, and walks out of the alley back to the road. Arne chuckles.
Aug 1, 2025 5:38 pm
Hermann Drakner pounces. With a little magic, he reaches his fist through the door, and grabs the woman by the scruff of her shirt. He yanks hard, so that she bashes against the just-locked door.

"Oh no. This is quite the emergency… for you. I am not in the habit of asking twice." he says, forcing the point of his rapier through the hole, too.
OOC:
You can use an action to open two connected hand-sized portals, one on a point within reach, and the other on a point within 10 yards. Anything entering one portal emerges from the other, such that you could reach through one portal and pluck a ring of keys from a hook on the wall some distance away. The portals remain open for 1 minute. When the effect ends, the portals close and severs anything that’s not magical reaching through them. You can use this talent once, twice at level 3, and three times at level 7. You regain expended uses after you rest.
OOC:
Not sure if this works!
Aug 1, 2025 7:17 pm
Kade massages the bridge of his nose. I thought that was what we were looking for, he thinks to himself. Will we now have to become burglars?

"Well, if that is your price I will have to confir with my companions," he finally tells the two-headed demon. "Is there any spesific item you have in mind?"
Aug 2, 2025 3:44 am
KCC says:
OOC:
Not sure if this works!
OOC:
The portal is only hand-sized, so I will have to say you can't have both your arm and your rapier through the hole, unless you want to gamble slicing up your arm lol.
THE GUILDED LILY
The demon shakes both heads.

"Nothing specific. If you feel the task is too onerous I will accept one of your souls instead."

Both mouths grin.


THE STAR AND CRESCENT
Hermann reaches through the door in a magically created portal and grabs the woman's robes, pulling her and smashing her face against the inside of the door. You hear her muffled voice say, "That...was a mistake." The woman grabs onto Hermann's forearm with both of her hands and sends a magical blast through it. Fire and eldritch energy ripple through Hermann's arm, scorching the clothing and some skin.
OOC:
I was hoping to make it more dramatic like blowing an arm off, but the damage roll was pitiful! lol

Rolls

Mage Bolt - (3d6)

(212) = 5

Aug 2, 2025 9:09 am
OOC:
How to proceed, Salvia? Retreat and lick my wounds, or jump at this with two feet?
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Aug 3, 2025 2:24 am
Salvia had turned and begun walking away when Hermann attempts to grab the woman through the door. She turns, startled, and speaks in a disapproving tone, saying, "Hermann! Behave yourself! The lady has a right to deny us! Unhand her at once, lest I be forced to intervene!"

Arne moves one step ahead of Salvia, partially blocking her protectively, his hand resting on the pommel of his weapon.
Aug 3, 2025 8:11 am
A coven of witches…

Hermann removes his hand from the front of the woman’s shirt, and then dusts himself off. His hand trembled with arcane pain. He could surely handle one or the other but not both.

The usual methods wouldn’t work at present.

"Forgive me! I assumed too much of our employer’s urgency." he says, creasing his face into a formal smile.
Aug 3, 2025 3:46 pm
Salvia nods in approval and Arne relaxes his stance, stepping back. Salvia faces the door, raises her voice to be heard through it, and says, "My lady, we shall take our leave, but I must offer my sincerest apologies. Our employer is most insistent. I shall return at dusk, if you'll allow it, and shall gladly offer payment or favor as compensation for your troubles. I assure you I am a woman of means, both material and arcane, and my offer is appropriately significant. Now, if you'll excuse us..."

Then, to Hermann, she adds, "Now then! Do we have any other leads worthy of pursuit? The alchemical agents we discovered? Do we know anyone else who might be in the market for the stolen magical items?"
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Aug 4, 2025 10:04 am
"I'm quite attached to my soul, thank you very much," Winter says. She glances to Kade. "Perhaps we ought to go and return once we have something to bargain with."
Aug 4, 2025 10:45 am
THE STAR AND CRESCENT
Through the door the woman says, "Then come alone, miss. That man is not welcome in my shop." There's a slight pause, as if she's listening to your conversation. After you finish speaking the woman says, "If you're in that much of a hurry, try Crenus Crumble. I hear he's new in town so I don't know much about him other than that he dabbles in matters arcane and alchemical. If he doesn't have any answers I'll see you tonight." You hear her footsteps retreating.
Aug 4, 2025 2:12 pm
Salvia smirks and replies back through the door, "Thank you, ma'am! You've made a friend this day. I am in your debt."

She turns away from the door and walks back down the alley. She looks over at Hermann and says, "Lovely! I think that went well, don't you? Now how might we find this Crumble fellow?" Arne cocks an eyebrow and shakes his head, falling into step beside her.
Aug 4, 2025 4:19 pm
Hermann would revisit the store at some point later on also. Though maybe not alone. A fellow inquisitor would be ample company.

"I can’t say I know the man. But a new man in town trying to make a name for himself… well, I suppose it won’t be too long until we hear tell of him!"
OOC:
How could we go about that?
Aug 5, 2025 7:48 am
"I don't think that would be much worth these days," Kade replies darkly. But he quickly changes demeanor. "But, as said I will confer with my companions."

He stands. "Thank you for your time, we will no doubt be back."

Now to find the rest, they didn't set up a place to meet, so finding them would be a task of itself. Hopefully they had had better luck.
Aug 5, 2025 10:21 am
OOC:
The same way you would in real life! Ask around, check out a tavern or business district or apothecary, something like that. You can have 1 contact in the city relevant to your profession.
Aug 5, 2025 2:45 pm
Salvia nods and says, "I know a bookseller, a master of finding and collecting tomes of arcane, occult, and alchemical lore. She might know of this fellow. Her name is Razitha al-Hazred; she is the proprietress of the Quizzical Quill. And it will open at this time of day! Shall we?"
Aug 5, 2025 6:27 pm
"Let’s." Hermann agrees, following the mage through the streets. He had his own contacts, though they were less wholesome than a bookseller, and he was already on thin ice with this Salvia!
OOC:
Opportunity!
Aug 8, 2025 12:32 pm
THE GUILDED LILY

The demon takes a puff of a nearby hookah pipe with the mouth of one head and somehow blows it out the mouth of his other head.

"No doubt. I look forward to seeing you soon." He nods to the guards that escorted you to their boss and now escort you back to the entrance.

Outside, just a few buildings down the street, you see an agitated shopkeeper talking to a pair of guards, gesturing to a neatly cut whole in his shop's wall in a crude circle with the diameter of a human hand.


THE QUIZZICAL QUILL
The bookshop is indeed open and almost entirely empty at this time of day. The shop is meticulously organized and cleaned. Anyone visiting for the first time is surprised, and perhaps a bit disappointed, not to walk into a dusty shop with piles of books on floor, tables, and chairs, no waterfall of scrolls spilling from scroll shelves. It was clean, orderly, and somewhat pleasant smelling. A woman behind a large desk is, maybe blasphemously, not reading at all, but instead knitting something with blue and white yarn. She looks up as you enter. "May I help you? Oh, Miss Evensong, welcome back."
Aug 8, 2025 1:51 pm
"Wasn't that how mister high and mighty was robbed?" Kade asks Winter. "Maybe we can keep our souls after all."

He strides over to figure out what's going on.
Aug 8, 2025 6:20 pm
Salvia enters and glides toward the woman, with Arne stepping inside and taking a position against the wall next to the door. His posture suggests he knows this place well and has spent many hours in that very spot, waiting for his Mistress to finish her business. It also suggests he views it as a safe space for Salvia to move about in.

The elven wizard approaches the desk with a spring in her step. "Razitha, my dear! It's good to see you! Ooh, what are you working on today?" Salvia calls out, pronouncing the woman's name in a way similar to the name 'Tabitha.' When she arrives at the desk, she sees a small teapot, some demitasses, and an ornate, oiled wooden box roughly the size of a large book. Salvia opens the box, revealing a variety of dried leaf bundles. She looks through them, selects one, and plops it into one of the small cups. She waves her hand over the pot and hot water vapor begins to float out of the spout. She gently tips it forward, pouring piping hot water over the tea leaves, and holds it up, offering to warm up Razitha's cup as well. She then gestures to Hermann and says, "May I introduce Hermann Drakner, occultist and something of a demon hunter, I believe? Is that right? Oh, how do you take your tea, Hermann?" She offers him a cup if he'll have it.

Once the pleasantries have been completed, Salvia turns to business. "Raz, I've got a problem. A certain wealthy idiot has hired us to track down some stolen arcane artifacts of some power. Our examinations determined that the thief--and it was a single humanoid--used both magic and alchemy to access our patron's vault. So we went by the Star and Crescent, hoping that some word on the street of a man moving artifacts could be found, but of course they were closed. Still, Hermann here can be very ...charming, so the proprietress gave us a name of a new face in town--Crenus Crumble. Do you know him? And have you heard anything about these stolen items?" She sips her tea expectantly.
Aug 8, 2025 6:27 pm
Hermann, having not met this new bookseller, stands near the door with the hands behind his back and watches. His eyes wander to the types of books on offer, and to anything that might lay behind the knitting exterior of the proprietor!
OOC:
Oops! I crossposted with Salvia. One sec…
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Aug 9, 2025 2:09 pm
OOC:
Incorporating my last post…
When offered the tea, Hermann only nods and says: "Strong. Thank you!"

When passed the cup, he sets it to one side, as he watches the bookseller take in the information. Did anything like recognition or prior knowledge lay behind those eyes…

He wafts a hand over the tea. Drinking from an offered cup was a good way to find yourself poisoned. Most especially in this line of work. Was this Salvia the type to resort to those kinds of tricks? He wafts his hand again, to dissipate the steam… and the ill thoughts!
Aug 9, 2025 2:19 pm
OUTSIDE THE GUILDED LILY

Hanging around nearby you hear the man saying, "...and I'm sure it was a kid. Only chest high, dressed in mostly rags, dirty. Probably a street urchin. But she had this strange-looking knife like I've never seen before. Cut a hole right through my wall like it was made of goat cream!"


THE QUIZZICAL QUILL

Razitha smiles at the ever-bubbly Salvia. "A pleasure to meet you, Sir Drakner," she gives a slight bow from her sitting position. Turning back to Salvia, "I'm working on a shawl which I hope to finish before autumn is in full swing." She holds up about a fifth of a finished shawl but you can already see designs such as books and quills patterned into it.

Listening to Salvia's problems, Razitha nods in sympathy. "I'm afraid I haven't heard about any robberies recently. Not surprising, my store isn't exactly a hub for gossip. I do know a bit about this Crenus Crumble. He's been in town just a few weeks. He even stopped by here looking for books on alchemy and history. He was...well, I don't want to be rude, but disturbing in appearance. He seemed to be suffering from a dozen afflictions all at once! No doubt some related to his experiments, I shouldn't doubt. He hasn't been back since he couldn't find whatever he was looking for here. I heard he bought a house in the Golden Crescent, but that's all I know about him. Seems to be a bit of a recluse."
Aug 10, 2025 12:46 am
Salvia responds, "Oh my, how unpleasant. I hope he did not get any...effluvia on your books! Speaking of, what books was he looking at, if you don't mind me asking? Which shelf?"
Aug 10, 2025 12:18 pm
Realization begins to dawn on Kade. He is half a mind to keep walking, but better to sort it out now than have to pay bail on top of everything. "I'm sorry," he smiles at the watchman in his most pleasant voice. "I couldn't help but overhear. Anything we could do to help?"
Aug 10, 2025 5:20 pm
The Golden Crescent…

A man of the afflictions. It struck Hermann as…
OOC:
Odd? Expected? What kind of people live there?

Apologies for short post but not sure if I can riff or I’d have to roll
Aug 11, 2025 1:29 am
OOC:
The Golden Crescent is the wealthy part of town. Its also the same area Goverbandy lives.
Aug 12, 2025 1:13 pm
OUTSIDE THE GUILDED LILY

The guards look at you, one with eyebrows raised. "Did you see what happened here? If you're looking to help, any help identifying the guilty party would be of great help." The other guard elbows his partner and whispers, "You want to say 'help' a few more times? I don't think you quite used up your monthly supply yet."


THE QUIZZICAL QUILL

Razitha shudders at the thought of bodily fluids staining her precious books. "No, thankfully." She then points to her small section on alchemy. "Alchemy. Nothing vague, not for him, oh no, we was searching for the fabled Philosopher's Stone. Not that I'm surprised, many people look for that, just usually not at a small bookstore in a small town. He mentioned something about tracking down a book that was rumored to be in this town and was looking for it. I'm not surprised he was in much of a hurry considering the state of him. He seemed to be on the far side of healthy."
Aug 12, 2025 1:41 pm
Salvia's eyebrows arch in interest at Razitha's words. She looks at Hermann meaningfully and replies, "So he wished to acquire a book of alchemy concerning the philosopher's stone! It just is happens that one of the stolen items was a book of alchemy on just that subject! So if he, or anyone, comes in trying to sell The Golden Grimoire, please send me a message, could you dear? Thank you, my dear! As always, you have been of immeasurable assistance. Are we still having our reading group next week? I do hope so. But alas I must go and deal with this unpleasantness for now. Good day to you, my darling!"

She turns away, smiling and satisfied, to Hermann and Arne. She says, "Well! What say we go locate his residence in the Golden Crescent and pay him a visit?"
Aug 13, 2025 8:40 pm
"I didn't see anything, but I will keep an eye open," Kade says. "If I see anyone matching the description I'll inform the first city watchman I see."
Aug 13, 2025 8:40 pm
"Given the report on his wellbeing, I doubt our culprit will be trying to sell the artifact! All the more difficult to find him, if we expect that he will use it privately, rather than try to fetch some coin!" the inquisitor says, rubbing between his eyes with irritation.

"Still… a man of his appearance, notable as it is, has surely turned a few heads in that part of the city. We might be able to track him down!"
Aug 15, 2025 8:08 pm
Salvia nods in agreement with Hermann, gestures to Arne, and heads to the Golden Crescent, to ask around for the pustulant alchemist!
Aug 17, 2025 1:22 pm
IN THE CITY

The pair didn't have to keep their eyes open for long. Several streets from where you encountered the guards and the shopkeep, you notice a gate in a back alley resting crookedly against a high stone wall behind a jeweler's shop. The gate has been sliced clean off its hinges. Peering through the opening in the wall, the back door of the shop is slightly ajar, the handle and lock cut out in a clean square.

CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

You find directions easily enough with your description of Crenus Crumble. The man lives in a two-story townhouse in a row of similar buildings. A small fenced-in yard surrounds the place, though the landscaping has all died and the grounds have become lumpy with groundhog tunnels. The fence has a small front gate with a patina-coated copper bell for visitors to ring to announce their presence.
Aug 17, 2025 4:06 pm
Salvia strolls through the wealthy neighborhood, clearly comfortable in the environment. In fact, she nods and greets a few people, suggesting she is familiar with them. When they arrive at Crumble's house, she looks at Hermann and Arne, shrugs, and rings the bell.
Aug 18, 2025 8:08 pm
Ringing the bell is exactly the sort of thing Hermann wouldn’t have done in this very instance. Better to pounce on the misshapen man when he was unawares.

Still, he waits with his hands behind his back; watching for any sign or ambush!
Aug 18, 2025 11:27 pm
CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

The bell rings with a nerve-jarring clang that seems to fade away almost as soon as it's rung. The front door of the house opens after a few moments and a burly man nearly two meters tall and half as wide makes his way to the gate. He is a human who looks like he has muscles for brains, with a few visible scars and a shaved head. Yet he wears a well-cut suit of moderate quality. He stops before you and rumbles, "Can I help you?"
Aug 19, 2025 3:44 am
As they await a response to the bell, Salvia smiles and looks over at Hermann, only to see the stern look on his face. She shrinks away a bit, wondering if she has somehow made a mistake or offended. She considered the possibility... concluding, Hmmmm, but then again, maybe he just has resting witch-hunter face?

When the wall of meat in a suit emerges, she looks up at him, unintimidated. She smiles and says, "Hello and good day! I am Salvia Evensong, of House Evensong, famed arcanists and expert on matters occult. I spoke to Razitha at the Quizzical Quill and I believe I have some common interest with your... employer? Associate? Life-partner? Well, I don't know your relationship to him, but we seek Crenus Crumble. I wish to share knowledge with him, so be a good boy and go and fetch him for me, or better yet, be a good butler or valet or what-have-you and invite us in, yes?" She smiles sunnily once again up at the large man.
Aug 19, 2025 4:19 am
OOC:
Lmao "resting witch-hunter face" is amazing.
The brute of a man rumbles in response, "Mr. Crumble is a busy man and has requested not to be disturbed. Perhaps if you can tell me the nature of your business it may persuade him."
Aug 19, 2025 6:14 pm
Hermann had once seen a team of witch hunters dispatch a man of similar size and build. Gods help them if the man turned violent.

"It concerns the robbery, and thereafter acquiring by persons unknown, of some very powerful and expensive magical artifacts!" he says with an even tone.
Aug 19, 2025 6:16 pm
Salvia nods and adds, "Oh, and do mention that I have some insight into the Philosopher's Stone that he might value."
Aug 20, 2025 10:46 am
Winter kneels down to examine the ground around the gate and back door for tracks.
[ +- ] Expert Tracker
Aug 20, 2025 1:00 pm
IN THE CITY

Winter finds a set of small footprints that belong to a child leading into the shop. No return tracks are evident.


CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

The man is silent for a moment. "Who has been robbed? The only person who had information regarding the Philosopher's Stone is Mr. Goverbandy."
Aug 20, 2025 1:05 pm
OOC:
I'll defer to KCC on this one, so as not to be the one always posting first!
Aug 20, 2025 2:17 pm
Winter tries to quietly sneak into the store.

Rolls

Sneak - (d20+4)

(9) + 4 = 13

Aug 21, 2025 8:41 pm
The man implicated himself with his own ‘guess.’

"Suppose it was Goverbandy. Would you know the whereabouts of his possessions?" Hermann says, stepping forward to get a really good eye on the man.
Aug 22, 2025 4:48 pm
Kade follows Winter at a short distance, not trusting that his stealth can match.

Rolls

Sneak - (1d20+0)

(1) = 1

Aug 24, 2025 5:49 am
IN THE CITY

Winter silently sneaks into the building. The interior is dark, the shutters are all down and it appears the shop is closed for business this day. The shop is clearly a jewelers, with walls of wooden storage shelves, each for a different precious metal or stone. A girl somewhere between ten and fifteen years old is picking through small wooden chests, occasionally pilfering expensive rings, necklaces, earrings, and diadems. Not many it appears, not enough to be easily noticed by the owner. Winter doesn't have much time to study the scene before Kade enters and knocks over the coat rack just inside the back door. The noise is almost deafening in the silence of the closed shop. The young girl immediately stiffens in surprise, then whips out a dagger, running for the front of the shop.


CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

The large man cocks his head. "Well...in his possession, of course. Wait one moment, I will inform Mr. Crumble about your reason for coming." The man walks back to the house and is absent for a few short minutes before returning. He opens the gate and waves you inside before closing it behind you.

"Mr. Crumble is making time for you. Keep in mind he is very busy and doesn't enjoy his time being wasted. Make your story short and to the point. No dancing around with words."

You enter and the servant takes you to a parlor just off the front entrance way. The house is sparse and neglected but well-appointed with select furnishings. Crenus Crumble enters a few moments later. He is a sight to behold. The man has ugly boils all over his face and scalp. Scaly patches of dead skin cover his hands and arms. His eyes have yellowish sclera, and his lips bleed. He wears expensive clothing, however, with rings on his fingers and a gold chain around his neck. He gives a hacking cough as he shuffles to a seat near a window and waves at you to sit.

"Now then," he croaks, "What is it you have come to tell me?"
Aug 24, 2025 1:14 pm
Kade grimaces as his broad shoulders hits the coat rack. When he sees the girl he tries to move to the front of the shop, hoping to cut off her avenue of escape.

Rolls

Agility - (1d20+0)

(7) = 7

Aug 24, 2025 7:38 pm
Hermann would like little more than to jump straight to the point with this servant. A man of his position didn’t take orders from a lowly butler.

It’s the sight of the ugly man that stops him in his tracks. A foul sight, and a fouler odor, Hermann supposed. He wasn’t close enough to know just yet.

"Your man has given you all of the pertinent details. You met with us because you know something."

To the point…
Aug 24, 2025 10:23 pm
Salvia chuckles uncomfortably and adds, "Ah, what my companion here means to say is, Thank you for seeing us! We know you are very busy with your research. We were wondering if you might know the identity of a thief who broke into Mr. Goverbandy's estate recently, using both magic and alchemy, to steal several valuable magical artifacts. A friend suggested you might be a good person to speak to, since you are new in town and have expressed an interest in some of the materials that were stolen. Might you know anything about the robbery, the robber, or the whereabouts of the stolen items? If it's compensation you require, I am sure we could come to an arrangement..."

Salvia very carefully examines both the thug's and Crumble's. feet, trying to see if they might match the footprints she examined back in the estate.
Aug 25, 2025 12:32 pm
"Wait! We're not here to hurt you!" Winter calls out to the girl. She springs into action, her hooves swiftly carrying her to the front of the shop ahead of the fleeing girl. She holds her hands up to try to forestall violence.
OOC:
Winter uses the run action combined with her Fleet-footed talent. That should give her plenty of speed advantage on the girl, but let me know if you'd like me to make a roll.
[ +- ] Fleet-Footed
Aug 25, 2025 1:12 pm
THE JEWELER'S SHOP

The girl is faster than Kade but can't match the faun's deer-like legs in speed or power. Winter skids to a halt, hooves scraping the wooden floor. The girl pulls out a knife. It has an 18-inch straight, double-edged blade with a black handle capped with an iron spike. It wavers in her grasp, clearly heavy for such a skinny child. She doesn't say anything, but her wild eyes dart around in panic. She edges sideways towards a wall while keeping the knife in front of her.

CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

The man gives a throaty and phlegm-rattling chuckle. "On the contrary, I met with you because I think you know something. Mors, Crumble nods towards his burly manservant, "Has only said you mentioned Mr. Goverbandy and the Philosopher's Stone. If what you say is true and Goverbandy has been robbed, then this is tragic news indeed. I'm afraid I know nothing of the robbery. I did seek out Goverbandy in the past and offered to purchase a very important book from him, but he declined. I have no interest in whatever other trinkets Goverbandy possessed. If I knew where the stolen items were you had better believe I'd be trying to acquire that book instead of meeting with you. But since you mentioned compensation, maybe it is I who should offer. If you find Goverbandy's stolen items, I will pay you handsomely for the book. You may return any other stolen items to the man, I only desire the book. What do you say?"
Aug 25, 2025 5:24 pm
Bad enough that the inquisitor was in one wealthy benefactors pocket for the night, now there was a second vying for his services.

"All of this is theoretical so long as we don’t know the location of the book, or the name of its thief." Hermann says, in what he thinks is a deft side step amongst present company.
Aug 26, 2025 1:32 am
Salvia nods in agreement with Hermann, though she adds, "Indeed, my companion is correct. But perhaps you might help to rectify that situation. I know you to be an expert on matters alchemical... perhaps you are familiar with the methods our thief used?" She describes I some detail the alchemical evidence she had examined so closely back at Goverbandy's, hoping this alchemist might be able to give them a clue on where to look next!
Aug 26, 2025 2:03 am
CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

"I have read about such things. Far beyond my capabilities, unfortunately, but what I lack in skill I make up for in knowledge. The oil is known as 'steel bane', an oil that exponentially speeds up the oxidation of certain metals causing them to rust in a matter of moments. The powder is most likely 'chorian dust', an anesthetic used to put its victims to sleep and numbs all feeling until it wears off. Its made from an exotic species of coral and thus quite expensive. Not something an average thief would use, I wouldn't think. If it's a thief you are looking for, I would suggest Pyta Ypta who runs the Gilded Lily. That fiend knows everything about black deeds in this city I've heard."
Aug 26, 2025 1:23 pm
"I have fought men thrice your size on the battlefield," Kade says sternly. "Though I had hoped to leave those days behind me. How about you put that blade down and we talk. I really don't want to hurt anyone. And by the way your carrying it your more likely to hurt yourself than anyone else!"
OOC:
I'm just assuming Will for being intimidating? If I can use Might it's +5, and if it's Intellect it's +0. Also added a Boon in case Winter can supply aid.

Rolls

Will - (1d20+2, 1d6)

1d20+2 : (2) + 2 = 4

1d6 : (1) = 1

Aug 26, 2025 4:19 pm
Salvia nods and looks at Hermann, with an expression that says, is there anything else, or are we finished here?

Meanwhile, Arne stands nearer to Salvia than usual, keeping eyes on the large butler/guard.
Aug 27, 2025 8:56 am
Hermann leans in close to speak into Salvia’s ear.

"That is where our two companions went searching…"

His tone is flat, though he wondered if the duo were face down in the dirt by now, facing off against such a talented foe.
Aug 28, 2025 1:23 am
Salvia raises her eyebrows in surprise -- she had not made the connection until now. She nods and says, "Yes, let us away. Thank you, master Crumble. Should we find the book, we will take your offer under consideration! I for one am disposed to help you, but we shall see. Good day, sirs."

She turns to go and nods to Arne, heading out to head to this Lily place.
Aug 28, 2025 1:31 pm
THE JEWELER'S SHOP

Kade isn't sure if it was mentioning fighting men on a battlefield, the threat that he might have to hurt her, or insulting how she was holding the knife, but what he does know is that one or all of them were the wrong approach to take with a scared girl who was likely homeless and without family. The young girl spins around and quickly cuts through a section of solid wall as if it were paper. The whole is just big enough for her to squeeze through. In a matter of seconds she has escaped outside.

CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

"I wish you luck in your search then," the man says phlegmily. "Please escort these nice people out, Mors." Crumble spins, well revolves like a planet, and makes his way out of the parlor first. You can hear the stairs creak under his weight as he ascends to the second floor. Mors says, "This way then," and directs you out of the house and back through the main gate.
Aug 28, 2025 4:35 pm
Having left the residence with the usual pleasantries, Hermann asks:

"Do you suppose they are still there? Perhaps it’s better to return to our employer in the hopes that we might regroup there. If they’ve spent all this time at the Lily, well… they’ve seen either great success or great failure!"
Aug 29, 2025 4:15 am
OOC:
GM: Do we have a sense of how much time has passed? Is the Lily far? Any other info?
Aug 30, 2025 11:06 am
Kade sighs. "May have been too scary," he mutters, then turns to Winter. "We should get out of here until the city watch think we're behind this. You want to try and track her down?"
Aug 31, 2025 11:14 am
OOC:
It's been about two hours since you first met with Goverbandy, thanks for the reminder. It's just about noon. The Lily is not far, about ten minutes by walking.
2 hours have now elapsed.

IN THE CITY
Salvia, Hermann, and Arne are walking through the town after their meeting with Crenus Crumble when they see a young girl sprinting across the road, knife in hand. She approaches a small gate at a nearby house, swings the knife, and cuts right through the bars. The gate collapses in half and the girl leaps over the wreckage and into the small yard beyond, out of sight.
Aug 31, 2025 4:57 pm
Salvia watches as the girl runs and then reacts with alarm as she cuts through iron with ease. She exclaims, "My word, she cut through that gate as if it were butter." Salvia approaches the gate and examines it, wondering how the girl did it. She also looks into the yard, curious about the girl as well.
Aug 31, 2025 5:21 pm
"No time to dawdle!" Hermann shouts, as he whips out his rapier and rushes after the knife wielding girl with haste!

"Come! Come! Before she gets away!" he shouts back, urging the others on with a swish of his blade!
Aug 31, 2025 5:45 pm
Salvia follows, but shouts after Hermann, saying, "Take care, now, Inquisitor! Perhaps she is fleeing from danger? Don't exact justice without speaking to her, yes?"

She steps daintily over the broken gate as Arne vaults over athletically, moving in front of her in an attempt to keep her safe.
Sep 2, 2025 12:54 pm
OOC:
Ok I guess this is a good time to try out the chase rules. Everyone makes an Agility roll. If the pursuers (the PCs in this case) succeed, the lead is reduced by one. If the pursued (the girl) succeeds, the lead is increased by one. If both succeed or fail, there is no change. Only half the party needs to succeed if there is more than one in either group. The chase is over when the lead is reduced to 0, or when the pursuers call off the chase. The girl starts with a lead of 1 for Salvia and Hermann, and with 2 for Winter and Kade if they choose to participate. It could be a good way to unite the group!

Rolls

Girl Agility - (1d20+2)

(18) + 2 = 20

Sep 2, 2025 3:57 pm
Kade rushes after the girl, though he doesn't have faith that his old knees will be able to keep up.

Rolls

Agility - (1d20+0)

(19) = 19

Sep 2, 2025 5:17 pm
Salvia trots after the girl, who seems to be in quite the hurry. Arne stays with his Lady.

Rolls

Agility for Salvia and Are (they have the same bonus) - (1d20+1)

(5) + 1 = 6

Sep 3, 2025 8:40 am
OOC:
Gotta go fast! And I’ll be using my ‘Certain Outcome’ to do it! 20!
Sep 3, 2025 12:40 pm
OOC:
Alright, narrate how it looks like that you supernaturally catch up to this girl!
Sep 5, 2025 10:09 am
Hermann was no stranger to giving chase, and even less of a stranger to giving chase to those who desperately didn’t want to be caught. Their lives often depended on it.

He races off after the girl, careful to keep on the side that would be hardest to slash at with that magical knife of hers. Before long he notices that he has raced ahead of the others, save only Kade who had appeared from a side street. He merely nods at his companion, not having had much chance to know his skill set.

He pushes himself on, and knows a moment before the end that the end is coming. He reaches a hand out and clasps it around the back of the girl’s collar; planting his heels into the stone street to brace for the girl’s jerking forward with momentum.

"I suggest you remain perfectly still!" he says, keeping her at arm’s reach.
Sep 5, 2025 11:57 am
Kids are not known for their critical thinking, wisdom, or love of being told what to do, so it is not so surprising that the street urchin girl does not listen and instead flails around, trying to get out of Hermann's grip. She even lashes out with her magic knife. But for all the good it did she might as well have attacked the inquisitor with a spoon. The knife hits home with a solid blow at Hermann's sternum, but the blade is so dull it doesn't do more than leave an indent in the fabric. The girl seems just as surprised at the lack of effect her weapon has and squawks a "Wha-?" before resuming her thrashing. "Let go! I didn't do anything to you!"

Rolls

Knife attack - (1d20+2)

(18) + 2 = 20

Damage - (1d2-1)

(1) - 1 = 0

Sep 5, 2025 12:38 pm
Salvia walks up behind them, Arne at her side with his hand on his hilt. She says, "Excellent work, Hermann! You are quite quick, it seems. Now, young lady, please, we mean you no harm. Indeed, we saw you fleeing and, well, I was exceptionally impressed with your ability to cut through that gate! So I thought I would ensure that no one was pursuing you, perhaps with intent to do harm? Please, now, calm yourself, lest I be forced to cast a spell upon you, and Hermann be forced to do...well, whatever it is he does to the poorly behaved individuals he usually deals with. Whatever it is, I suspect it to be exceedingly unpleasant, I am sure. Are we understanding each other?"

Arne grunts to Salvia and nods his head in the direction behind her. She turns and sees Kade and Winter approaching from behind and adds, "Ah, Kade, Winter! Your timing is impeccable."
Sep 5, 2025 11:18 pm
Seeing herself surrounded and outnumbered five to one, the girl slumps. "I didn't do anything," she mutters petulantly. The clinking of small metal objects somewhere in her ragged clothes says otherwise.
Sep 6, 2025 6:36 pm
Salvia laughs, which sounds like the tinkling of bells. "My dear! I care not if you have stolen! I care about what you have stolen--that knife. I wish to know of it. Here... Allow me to demonstrate my earnestness."

She slides a hand into a pocket and produces 3 gold coins, holding them in her open palm. She continues, saying, "These are yours, and my leave to go where you wish, if you tell me. Hermann? Do you agree to these terms? We are not the local constabulary, after all."
Sep 8, 2025 7:31 am
Kade catches up, panting heavily, glad to see his companions again. "I... just... wanted... to... speak," he says between heavy breaths of air. He's getting too old for this crap.
Sep 8, 2025 10:34 am
Hermann, despite a cool exterior, is almost too stunned to speak. The knife should have put him in two pieces, given what it had done to the gate.

He is brought back to the moment when asked if he finds the terms agreeable, and he drops the girl in an instant.

"Yes, yes! Quite agreeable!" he says, clearing his throat.

Perhaps the blade only worked on non-organic matter?…
Sep 8, 2025 11:54 am
The girl looks at the money suspiciously. Who would give such money to a street pickpocket like her? You can read the thought on her face. But surrounded as she is she doesn't have much choice and eventually sags.

"It lets me cut through hard things like they were soft, but not soft things things very well. I stole it from an old, dirty, ugly man. He was too busy talking to a small statue to pay much attention, so I stole the knife. It's his fault for not paying attention!"
Sep 8, 2025 3:32 pm
Salvia smiles and says, "Just as I thought! The man from whom you stole this is the one we seek. Where is he, my dear? Tell us and you can keep the coin and go. And..." She pulls a small stiff piece of paper from her pocket with writing upon it and hands it to her. She continues, saying, "...if you'd like to make more coin in the future running errands and acting as a courier for me -- easy work that pays well, if you're reliable -- come to that address."

The card reads:
The Lady Salvia, of the Evensong Elves
Arcanist, Occultist, and Adventurer Extraordinaire
Contact via Arne Arneson, at:
4 Feldspar Lane, in the stone tower at the edge of town
Sep 9, 2025 10:36 am
"Show us where you last saw this ugly man," Winter urges the girl.
Sep 9, 2025 8:19 pm
How quick the others were to believe the first story to fall out of the girl’s mouth. They had clearly never had to interrogate the real truth out of someone. All sorts of fanciful tales came before the final truth!
Sep 10, 2025 8:39 am
Kade shrugs and remains silent. He already scared the poor girl once, he'd rather not do it again, he could already feel his knee starting to pound from running once on the hard cobblestones.
Sep 10, 2025 12:45 pm
The girl seems uncomfortable for a moment. "I can, but it was a few hours ago. He might not still be there. But I will take you if that's what you want. Do I still get the money if he's not there?" With either answer, the girl has no choice and leads the party onwards. She takes you down cramped alleys and dirty streets, heading to the less affluent part of town. After about twenty minutes the girl takes you to an alley that looks like any other and stops. "He was here. He had some kind of stone statue he was talking to. I asked for some change and he didn't answer, so that's when I took the knife. I don't think he noticed so-"

A sudden sharp scream rings out. It sounds as if it came from no more than half a dozen streets away, maybe less. The scream is filled with raw fear and pain.

2.5 hours have now elapsed.
Sep 10, 2025 5:41 pm
Salvia nods at the girl's question and follows along. Once there, she listens and looks around, wondering if the man's home is nearby. When she hears the scream, however, she tosses the coin she had promised to the girl and looks to Arne, saying, "I suspect the man has been corrupted by the statue and will soon be a public menace. Let us investigate, yes?" She heads in the direction of the scream.
Sep 11, 2025 9:00 am
"We may have more questions," Kade says and takes out another coin. "And more coins if we do. Will we find you somewhere if we need to?"

He pockets the coin again, he don't trust her enough to pay for more before they have the time to question her.

Once he has an answer he'll head in the direction of the scream.
Sep 11, 2025 3:37 pm
"The knife…" Hermann says, hand outstretched towards the young girl. He can only tarry a moment, before he has to be off after the others and towards the scream.
Sep 14, 2025 1:56 am
The girl says, "Nobody ever wants to find me for a good reason. I don't want to be found." Her expression turns indignant when Kade pockets the coin that was nearly hers. When Hermann asks for the dagger, she clings tighter, then points her chin at Kade, clearly indicating she wants the coin in exchange for the dagger.

Two streets away, a bloodied woman comes stumbling out of another alley. Her dress is cut in several places and bloodstains are spreading through the fabric. Her eyes are wild, hair is tousled. She has defensive cuts on her hands as well. She spies Silvia and limps towards her. "Help! Please!" Behind her in the shadows of the alley you can see the outline of a man wielding a knife. He pauses, heaving with labored breathing.
Sep 14, 2025 5:02 am
Seeing the woman, Salvia shouts, "This way, dear! Arne, take care of her." She peers into the murky alley, her keen elven eyes cutting through the darkness. As a reaction to seeing the figure in the alley, her Wizard Sight activates as well. She speaks to the figure now in a teasing voice, saying, "I'll ask you to stay put, if you don't mind." She quickly gestures with one hand in a strange configuration while reaching down to touch the grimoire attached to her belt with the other. The book suddenly explodes in shadow, which travels up her arm and out of her other hand, forming three vile tentacles that slither through the alley, grabbing at the man before her. If they succeed in grabbing him, they squeeze him, injuring him and preventing him from fleeing.

Once the tentacles do their work, she reaches her hand up, grabs a swath of shadow from the dim light of the alley around her, and swings it in front of her body like covering herself in a blanket. The effect of wrapping herself in this dark mantle is to become entirely invisible for a short time.
OOC:
Elves have Keen Vision, which "reduces the degree of obscurement by one step, to a minimum of no obscurement." She is using Wizard Sight as well.
[ +- ] Wizard Sight
She also has the benefit of Combat Precognition.
[ +- ] Combat Precognition
For her action, she casts Vile Tentacles from her Grimoire.
[ +- ] Vile Tentacles
At the end of her turn, she invokes her Dark Mantle too!
[ +- ] Dark Mantle

Rolls

Intellect with one Boon - (1d20+1d6+4)

(15) + (1) + 4 = 20

Tentacle damage - (3d6)

(626) = 14

Sep 14, 2025 12:25 pm
Hermann slides some fingers into his own coin purse, when it is just he and the girl remaining. He fishes out what must surely be twenty silver, and lets it plop into a pile in front of the girl.

He gets down on his haunches, and holds out a hand for the dagger again! Time was of the essence, but the dagger was almost invaluable right now.
Sep 14, 2025 12:49 pm
With your keen vision and wizard's sight, you can see the man matches the description the urchin girl gave. The man is also holding a statue that radiates a demonic aura. Unfortunately when your tentacles seize the man and begin squeezing him, he drops the statue. It smashes upon the ground. There's a flash of anti-light, like negative lightning that turns the world pitch black for a heartbeat before disappearing. When you can see again, there is a large barbed demon nearly twelve feet tall looming next to your tentacles. A shadowy aura surrounds the demon, seeming to absorb the light around it. It shrieks directly at you, its purple glowing eyes staring right at you through your invisibility. Yet it takes time to claw at two of your tentacles, first. With ease, it's sharp claws tear through the magical tentacles, splattering magical residue onto the cobbled streets.
https://angrygolem-games.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Barbed-Devil.jpg
OOC:
Ok, so this will be a tough fight maybe lol. Everyone who hasn't acted yet is up. Starting next turn, GM goes first, but players can declare if they want to use their reaction to go before me. Since this is Pbp and we have plenty of time, let me know before the next round starts if you are planning to use your reaction to go first so we don't have to wait.

Rolls

Claw 1 - (1d20+1d6+5)

(11) + (5) + 5 = 21

Claw 2 - (1d20+1d6+5)

(18) + (5) + 5 = 28

Damage 1 - (4d6)

(4434) = 15

Damage 2 - (4d6)

(1121) = 5

Damage 2 trait re-roll - (4d6)

(2532) = 12

Sep 14, 2025 12:54 pm
The girl's eyes go wide at the coins. She hands over the dagger and quickly scoops up the coins. In the flash of a magician's trick, the coins disappear somewhere inside her rags and she's off down the street, bare feet slapping against the stone street.
Sep 15, 2025 12:29 pm
Winter curses under her breath when the fiend appears. She quickly draws her bow and fires an arrow at it!
OOC:
Not sure if this counts as taking the initiative in the first round of combat or not. If so, I add +10 to the attack roll for a total of 23 thanks to my First Strike talent. It also might trigger my Outmaneuver talent.
[ +- ] First Strike
[ +- ] Outmaneuver
Last edited September 15, 2025 12:32 pm

Rolls

Bow - (d20+4)

(9) + 4 = 13

Damage - (4d6)

(4233) = 12

Sep 15, 2025 12:33 pm
OOC:
To save time, I'll say the demon's defense is 15, imposes a bane against any magic attacks, and is immune to most conditions.
Dmbrainiac says:
OOC:
Not sure if this counts as taking the initiative in the first round of combat or not. If so, I add +10 to the attack roll for a total of 23 thanks to my First Strike talent. It also might trigger my Outmaneuver talent.
OOC:
Yes you can take the initiative this turn if you want. That will be a hit then. Sadly demons are immune to confused.
Sep 15, 2025 9:20 pm
OOC:
I assume Salvia's spell before was my action this round? Or is this a new round of combat?
Sep 15, 2025 10:44 pm
OOC:
I’m assuming that Hermann will enter in on round 2?
Sep 15, 2025 11:19 pm
Drgwen says:
OOC:
I assume Salvia's spell before was my action this round? Or is this a new round of combat?
OOC:
Still the same round. Hermann and Kade can get there in the same round. Otherwise it might be a bloodbath lol.
Sep 16, 2025 4:54 pm
Seeing the cloaked figure, Kade draws his axe, but then the creatures appears and he almost stumbles back a step. He steels his resolve and rushes forward and swings at it, figuring this is one fight he won't be able to talk his way out of.
OOC:
Using my Blooded in Battle Talent for a Boon, then using the Brutal quality of my axe, I can reroll any 1s. I will also use my Great Weapon Specialist Talent.
[ +- ] Great Weapon Specialist


If I understand the rules correctly it will be a 23 to hit and a 25 damage (6 + 5 + 4 + (2 x 5) [Strength Mod])
Last edited September 16, 2025 4:59 pm

Rolls

Axe - Attack - (1d20+5, 1)

1d20+5 : (13) + 5 = 18

1 : () + 1 = 1

Axe - Damage - (3d6)

(156) = 12

Boon - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Reroll 1s - (1d6)

(4) = 4

Sep 16, 2025 8:13 pm
"Die, beast!" Hermann spits, as he steps into the space. While he hadn’t faced anything quite so menacing as this, this was par for the course for an Inquisitor.

And so he was duty bound to plunge his rapier into its heart.

He steps forward, holy symbol in one hand and rapier ready in the other, ready to smite the beast!

Rolls

Short Sword - Attack - (1d20+2)

(12) + 2 = 14

Short Sword - Damage - (1d6)

(3) = 3

Bonus Damage - (2d6)

(23) = 5

Smite (if successful) - (3d6)

(235) = 10

Sep 17, 2025 12:09 pm
Winter aims true but the demon bats her arrow out of the air with a lazy swipe.

Kade doesn't need words to bring the pain. The greatsword cleaves through the demon's barbed flesh leaving a ragged gash of orange flesh gushing blue blood. The beast lets out a piercing cry that sounds like grinding nails.

Hermann lunges with a follow-up attack but the demon staggers back from Kade's blow and Hermann finds himself just a hair's breadth short of piercing the demon's hide.

Total damage: 25
OOC:
I'll give everyone one day to use your reaction to go first in the initiative, or post saying you will save your reaction.
Sep 17, 2025 12:14 pm
Winter springs sideways a few yards, nocking another arrow and letting it loose at the demon!
OOC:
Taking the initiative again this round. Move 3 yards to use Springing Strike talent. 20 to hit, rolled an even number on the attack so Wild Might activates as well.
[ +- ] Springing Strike
[ +- ] Wild Might
Last edited September 17, 2025 12:16 pm

Rolls

Bow - (d20+4)

(16) + 4 = 20

Damage, Springing Strike + Wild Might - (5d6)

(33555) = 21

Sep 17, 2025 3:11 pm
Salvia backpedals (if she can do so without getting swiped at—if not, she stays put). As she does so, her one remaining tentacle takes a swing at the demon.

As she preps her spell, she sees Hermann make a bold attack. She recalls having seen this lunge of his in a dream the night before, so she calls out, "Higher!" just as he is about to execute it, causing him to raise his strike just enough to get over the creature's defenses!

She then points at the demon, squeezes her hand into a fit, and utters a sonorous arcane word. Arne takes a defensive position, using the Cover Ally feature.
OOC:
Tentacle attack at the beginning of turn. Use my Reaction to cast Interpret Omen, which allows me to add 3 to a roll I see, so I add it to Hermann's, turning his miss into a hit! Then I cast Shatter in the creature.
OOC:
Using my Experience Revelations ability to replace that 4 on the Intellect roll for Shatter with a 19, making the total a 23. I had rolled the three revelations at the beginning of the game and have had them on my sheet.
OOC:
[ +- ] Interpret Omen
Last edited September 19, 2025 2:28 am

Rolls

Tentacle attack vs target’s Agility - (1d20+4)

(17) + 4 = 21

Tentacle dmg - (3d6)

(163) = 10

Intellect roll to cast Shatter - (1d20+4)

(4) + 4 = 8

Dmg VS HEALTH (double on crit) - (4d6)

(2351) = 11

Sep 18, 2025 8:44 am
"Few have withstood one swing of my axe, let's see if two can do it!" Kade says and once again slashes out at the vile creature.

Rolls

Axe - Attack boon - (1d20+5, 1d6)

1d20+5 : (18) + 5 = 23

1d6 : (4) = 4

Axe - Damage - (3d6)

(533) = 11

Sep 18, 2025 1:33 pm
OOC:
I think I keep my smite charge because my attack wasn’t a success! Not sure though!
"Lucky!" Hermann says, through gritted teeth. He steps into the space the creature retreated from and tries again! If they could keep it at the end of their blades, they could surely surround and bring it down!
OOC:
What the fuuuuuck? Another 14!!
Last edited September 18, 2025 1:33 pm

Rolls

Short Sword - Attack - (1d20+2)

(12) + 2 = 14

Short Sword - Damage - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Bonus Damage - (2d6)

(22) = 4

Smite? - (3d6)

(143) = 8

Sep 19, 2025 2:29 am
OOC:
@KCC Salvia altered Fate and turned your Miss into a Hit! but now her spell will go off later in the round, which I think is worth it.
Sep 19, 2025 1:51 pm
OOC:
Man this system does so much more damage than Demon Lord lol.
Outnumbered, the group rains death and destruction on the demon. Blue blood splatters and spurts everywhere. It isn't long before the demon succumbs to its wounds and disappears into a cloud of sulfurous smoke. The street is quiet. Several small groups of people peek cautiously from adjoining roads. The man you were after originally lies unconscious at the mouth of the alley.
Sep 19, 2025 4:20 pm
"Barely an inconvenience." Hermann quips, as he rights himself and whips his rapier around to flick away any remaining gore. He straightens up, and looks at the unconscious man.

"Though less so for him." he says, though he can’t help but look about at the faces watching either.

He wanted to see if any of them seemed a little too interested in the goings on!
Sep 19, 2025 5:57 pm
With a dismissive wave of her hand, the remaining tentacle shrivels up and disappears in a wisp of fetid green mist.

Her Wizard Sight still active, she looks to see if any creature, object or space is under the effects of magic, or possesses a magical aura.
Sep 19, 2025 6:55 pm
Kade takes out a piece of cloth and starts cleaning the axe as if that will help when the rest of him is soaked in blue blood. "What I wouldn't give for a bath right now."
Sep 20, 2025 4:07 am
Salvia sees just he faint tinge of magic aura around the broken statue pieces but it starts fading after the demon's expulsion from the material plane. No other auras are visible.

The attacked woman who fled is among the crowd of onlookers, being supported by a young man. "Is he...dead?"
Sep 21, 2025 1:42 am
Salvia turns to the woman and speaks, her voice a combination of kindness and impatience, saying, "There there, now, my dear, the man is unconscious, the demon dispelled. Now why don't you tell us what happened, yes?"

Arne stands next to her, his hand on the hilt of his sheathed weapon, his eyes scanning the crowd for threats. Occasionally he glances down at the unconscious man to make sure he isn't rousing, as well.
Sep 21, 2025 2:14 am
"I-I don't know," the woman starts with a shaking voice. "I was just on my way to the bakery when that man came out of the alley. It looked like he was, I don't know, talking to the statue or maybe himself. He looked a little crazy so I must've stopped and stared in shock. Then he saw me and just flew at me! I mean, not fly like a bird of course, but it happened so fast. He was on me, hurting me, so I just pushed him as hard as I could and ran!"
Sep 21, 2025 12:02 pm
Salvia nods, recording everything she hears in her mind palace, then looks over the woman, briefly. Does she seem injured?

Then she turns her eye to the unconscious man and says to Arne and the others, "This man should be restrained." She begins to examine him, searching him for any clues.
Sep 22, 2025 5:35 am
The woman has several wounds that will need medical care but are not immediately life threatening.

The man has nothing on him. He's wearing a cheap set of common clothes that are now dirty and bloodstained as well as threadbare. The man remains consciousness when he is lifted up by Arne.

"What's going on? Why are you hurting me?"
Sep 22, 2025 8:58 am
"The Inquisition will get to the bottom of this." Hermann says to the woman, as if the words might serve to calm her. Though, in his experience, those words would usually send ice through the common man or woman’s veins…

He rounds on the awakening man, and steps forward.

"How did you come to possess this statue?" he asks, and each word is like a pin pricking the skin!
Sep 22, 2025 3:21 pm
Salvia approaches the woman and says, "Let me help." she raises a hand and it begins to glow purple-lavender, with sparkles effervescing from it. The woman’s wounds grow gently warm and close, easing any pain.

Arne holds the man tightly and says nothing, deferring to Herman.
OOC:
cast Light Healing.

Rolls

Heals - (2d6)

(23) = 5

Sep 22, 2025 10:29 pm
The tension leaves the woman's face as her pain eases. "Thank you, miss! I thought I was not going to see another day!" Now that she is out of immediate danger, the adrenaline that had been sustaining her drains and the woman sinks to the ground sobbing at what she's been through today.

The man in custody stammers, "I f-found it! T-there was a dead b-body in a small house! The statue t-talked to me. I was curious and picked it up. That's the last thing I remember!"
Sep 22, 2025 10:32 pm
Arne grunts in Salvia’s direction, who turns and hears this last bit. She smiles once more at the woman and turns to the man, saying, "You will show us. Now."
Sep 23, 2025 10:53 am
"You know what they say about curiosity," Kade says. "Talking statues should generally be dealt with by smashing."
Sep 23, 2025 8:15 pm
Hermann couldn’t help but agree with Kade, however indelicate the practice.

"Pray this body is still there!" Hermann says, his voice full of menace and his hand resting on the hilt of his blade.
Sep 24, 2025 12:23 pm
"Uh, y-yeah, s-sure. Of c-course! Th-this way." The unkempt and wild-eyed man leads you down narrower and dirtier streets into a worse section of town. Eventually he stops in front of one that is larger but in no less better condition than its neighbors. The obvious flophouse was once a fine manor, now fallen on hard times. Rotting, mildew-stained plaster has crumbled away to show cracked bricks. The damp roof
sags, and several windows have been boarded up. An old woman sits on a metal chair out front, drinking something foul from a tin cup and chewing on a cheroot.

"H-he was in a room h-here," he says in a low voice, trying not to be overheard by the woman.

Overheard or not, the woman stares at you with suspicion and spits a gob of something onto the warped wooden porch. "Wot're youse all starin' at den?" she challenges.
Sep 24, 2025 2:33 pm
"What we are staring at is none of your concern." Hermann says coolly.

"If we have need, you shall be called upon." he follows on, hoping to dissuade this rubber-necker from intervening all that much.

They had with them the man who had laid eyes on the body, after all!
Sep 24, 2025 4:16 pm
Salvia looks to Hermann and nods her head forward, indicating they should go forward and leave the old woman behind. She looks to the old woman and says, "Be a dear, won’t you, and cease your prattling on. Arne? Be nice." salvia then proceeds to ignore the woman and walk in.

Arne allows himself the smallest of eye rolls and pulls a silver coin from his pocket and tosses it at the woman. He then strides after his Lady.
Sep 25, 2025 11:58 am
The lady bars the way with a walking cane. "This here be ma property. That makes it ma business. If ya don' be respectin' edlers, ya best be respectin' property rights! Now then, what be ya business?" The woman spits out another disgusting wad of something slimy onto the porch between Salvia and Arne's feet.
Sep 25, 2025 4:02 pm
Salvia stops, looks down at the woman, and takes a deep breath. Arne looks at Salvia with an expression of deep concern—not for Salvia’s well-being, but for the old woman’s. Arne seems ready to jump in to calm or redirect her if she loses her temper.

Fortunately, Salvia keeps her cool this time. She adopts a phony, condescending smile and says, "Well, madam, there is a dead body rotting away in one of your rooms. Now, the owners of a property usually must pay for the removal of such problems. Of course, the local constabulary can also be notified and they will come around with many, many questions. Alternatively, we can go in and remove it for you, free of charge. Indeed, we may be willing to pay you a modest sum for your trouble. Very well?"
Sep 25, 2025 6:50 pm
Hermann keeps a cool gaze on the old woman, waiting for any trickery.

It was clear that the Inquisitor was a good influence on Salvia. Perhaps she could be of service to the Inquisition before long, if her temper kept up!
Sep 26, 2025 5:30 pm
Kade sighs at the old crone butting in, but remain silent in the background. His words hasn't really made any situation better today, so he knows his place is to stand and look scary.
Sep 27, 2025 1:19 am
The woman is quiet for a moment. "Dead body, says you. I ain't seen no dead body. And how'd you'se know about it anyway? Mighty large nose ya have, pokin' around in people's bizness. How'se about I go take a peek with the little bossy missy? If ya speak true, we can talk more about how much fer disposal and suchnot."
Sep 27, 2025 6:43 am
Salvia looks at her companions to see if there are any protests. If there are not, she nods in assent and replies to the woman, saying, "Very well, madam. Let us proceed."
Sep 27, 2025 12:46 pm
Perhaps not, after all… Hermann laments then, given Salvia’s willingness to be led into a trap.

"We will be waiting. Take too long and see what awaits you!" he says.
Sep 27, 2025 1:36 pm
The unkempt man says, "The r-room in the b-back on the f-first f-floor, uh, l-left side."

The elderly woman on the porch looks at him suspiciously and then spits a final gob on the unknown substance before standing up with an annoyed sigh. "Alright, let's git." She unlocks the front door with a large iron key on an equally large iron key ring and leads the way inside. The interior is dark from shuttered windows and the air is stale. The house was large and once nice but fallen into disrepair. The front entrance leads into a hallway with a kitchen at the far end, and six doors--three on each side--which seem to be the rented rooms. The woman stomps with her cane to the last door on the left and unlocks it. The door creaks open.

The boarded up window in this room has been broken inward, pieces of it all over the floor. Something destroyed the furnishings—the remains of a bed, a cheap dresser, and broken gear lie scattered throughout, much of it bloodstained. The body of a man lies among the smashed bed. He seems oddly crushed, many of his limbs twisted in odd ways, the bones crushed. Splotches of dried mud cover the body and parts of the room.

The crotchety woman surveys the room. "Well he wasn't gettin' his deposit back anyway. Now about tha' payment..."
Sep 27, 2025 9:27 pm
Salvia ignores the woman, assuming one of the others will deal with her, and enters the room. She relies on her elven Keen Sight, coupled with her Wizard Sight, to look for clues, both magical and mundane.
Sep 29, 2025 12:10 pm
Salvia sees a faint glow coming from somewhere under the floor near the destroyed bed. No other magic is present. The most striking mundane clues are the strange patches and splotches of mud everywhere, the amount of destruction for such a small room, and the injuries to the body. It seems like something large and with superhuman strength is behind this.

The old woman returns back to the porch and nods at the others. "Yeah, well, the sassy lass was right. Git on in and take a peek, quick-like. And I'm gonna need that payment promised. The room is hellfire wrecked!"
Sep 29, 2025 1:12 pm
Salvia enters carefully, stepping over the mud daintily. She surveys the mud splotches: footprints? Or was it thrown? She looks at the body: smashed by large fists? Finally she moves to the area of floor and gestures to Arne, who nods and begins to pull up floorboards.
Sep 30, 2025 2:55 pm
Hermann smuggles away the knife he took from the girl. He had pulled it free and held it hidden, in case he had cause to rush through the house upon Salvia’s screaming.

He ignores the issue of money, having parted with a good deal of coin to secure the knife. He was no stranger to greasing a palm, however unhappily but this woman had rubbed him up the wrong way.

"Patience." is all he remarks as he strides into the house.
OOC:
I think I’ve got one more Nat 20 for this adventure. Might be a good place to blow it!
Oct 1, 2025 7:08 am
Kade pulls out a silver coin with a sigh he hands it to the old woman.
Oct 2, 2025 10:23 am
The woman harrumphs but accepts the coin.

Inside Arne pulls up a loose floorboard that reveals a cavity that contains a leather pouch of various gemstones, a short sword that glows with magic to Salvia's eyes, two vials of the same pink-grey dust found on the guards at Groverbandy's estate, a potion, and a scrap of paper with the name Crenus Crumble written in charcoal.
Oct 2, 2025 11:49 am
OOC:
I think perhaps a little ‘The story so far…’ might be good. We’ve collected some stuff like the knife!

Maybe stick all the key moments/clues into OOC?
Oct 2, 2025 9:36 pm
Salvia spends some time examining the magical sword and the various powders and potions that are present.
OOC:
I looked for rules about identifying magic items, but found only an 'identifying trinkets' sidebar...
Oct 3, 2025 2:40 am
OOC:
For a weapon I'll just say using it once in combat will let you discover it, otherwise make an Int roll to discover its effect. The potions and powders will be the same way. I think you'll already know the powder is the chorian dust discovered earlier.
Oct 3, 2025 2:59 am
Salvia examines things and says, "This dust is the same that was used to put the guards to sleep. The dagger, which was taken from here, cuts through things like the lock at the estate. And the statue was one of the objects stolen. I’d bet that mud is the same as the mud at the estate. This man may have been our thief, but someone or something crushed him. Violently. But who?"

She examines the mud and the potion and swings around the sword, tearing it out, before hading it off to someone else.

"Then there’s the note with Crumble’s name. Do we think his large body guard could have done this damage?"
OOC:
INT check to identify magic stuff

Rolls

Intellect - (1d20+4)

(16) + 4 = 20

Oct 3, 2025 7:41 am
OOC:
The sword is an enchanted short sword (1 boon to attack rolls) and the potion is a potion of invisibility.
Oct 3, 2025 4:52 pm
Salvia shares what she has learned with the others. She offers the sword to someone who might use such a thing. If no one takes it, she will give it to Arne.

She examines the damage to the area and the crushed man. Could Crumble's bodyguard have done this?
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Oct 3, 2025 9:45 pm
"With the proper motivation, I see no reason why he couldn’t." Hermann said, though it was guesswork rather than solid fact. Still, an inquisitor often had to rely on guesswork, didn’t he?…

"Perhaps we will find out for ourselves, should we level the accusation at him." he says, unhappy at the thought of being popped!
Oct 4, 2025 1:53 am
Judging from the wounds of the body and destruction of the room, it seems unlikely to have been caused by a human. If this was a targeted killing, it would be foolish indeed to be so obvious about it. Salvia finds no footprints outside of the corpse's (which do match the footprints found in Groverbandy's estate). The amount of mud is also much more than what would be tracked in on a single, or even double, pair of feet.
Oct 4, 2025 2:20 am
Salvia observes the situation and then sums up what she knows so far. She says, "Three items were stolen from the estate. One, a statue of a lesser demon, now broken. We have the shards of the statue and the story to go with it. Two, the knife that can cut through objects but is dull against flesh. That leaves only the book. And I can't help but think that we should return to Mr Crumble's home and ask how this dead man has his name on a scrap of paper... As for how he died, it looks more like he was trampled by ... hippos or something with many muddy feet! But of course that makes no sense here, so I am at a loss."
OOC:
I am also on heavy meds so I won't be solving any mysteries or picking up on subtle clues... apologies...
Oct 4, 2025 9:19 pm
"You think it may be the same demon we fought?" Kade asks. "Or another on the loose somewhere?"
Oct 5, 2025 1:50 pm
Hermann reached for the knife, ensuring that it was still in their possession. He thinks then to use the knife and infiltrate Crumble’s residence and show him how an inquisitors extracts information that isn’t offered willingly!
OOC:
Back to Crumble then? Back and forth! That’s just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes!
Oct 5, 2025 6:02 pm
OOC:
To Crumble's!
OOC:
Also... Don't think I didn't see what you did. You should be ashamed.
Oct 9, 2025 4:03 am
You make your way back to Crumble's abode and the familiar fence, gate, and bell. You ring the bell and the large manservant returns to greet you. "You have returned so soon. I regret to inform you that Master Crumble is in the middle of a delicate experiment and is unavailable for the moment. If you are free this evening and the master has finished, I can send you dinner invitations?"
Oct 9, 2025 5:58 am
Saliva nods and turns to her companions and whispers, so that the door man cannot hear, saying, "Well, friends? I say we accept the terms, but then we go sneak a peek. Because my money is that we'd find him conducting a ritual with the stolen book!"
Oct 9, 2025 11:08 am
"Well I ain't much for stealth," Kade whispers back, but nods to Salvia.
Oct 9, 2025 4:06 pm
"Fine. Fine!" Hermann says irritated. In fact, the man had no intention of waiting more than five minutes to make his way inside.

He pulls free the knife that could cut through stone, and once the group is alone, will go about cutting their way into the house from some quiet spot.
Oct 9, 2025 6:17 pm
Sylvie turns back to the large man and says, "Very well, we shall return at the dinner hour. Come, friends." And with a flourish of her cloak, she turns and walks off, Arne falling into step behind her.

Once out of sight, she looks to the Inquisitor and it id evident that they are of the same mind She nods and smiles, and says, That dagger, yes?"
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Oct 11, 2025 7:42 pm
"Let’s see what twenty silvers and a day’s effort have bought me!" he says, studying the blade before getting the others ready for him to cut a hole into the house so they could get the answers they were seeking!
Oct 11, 2025 10:58 pm
Salvia nods and prepares to follow the Inquisitor through the breach.
Oct 13, 2025 11:18 pm
Hermann finds the knife works as well as rumored. Cutting through the house exterior was about as difficult as cutting through clay. It took only about a minute to cut an entrance big enough to wiggle through. The light from outside streamed through the hole, illuminating the otherwise darkened room. They were in an unused bedroom in the rear of the house from the look of it. An old bed covered in dust and easily a few decades old squatted in the center of the room. Equally dusty furniture including a padded chair, a wardrobe closet, and a desk were the only other items. A closed door is opposite you.
Oct 14, 2025 1:17 am
As they enter the dark room, Salvia approaches the closed door with a finger up to her lips, urging everyone to be quiet. She holds her ear against the door, hoping her elven Keen Hearing helps her determine if anyone is outside in the hallway or nearby. As she moves in the darkness toward the door, she casts Into the Darkness (see below) so she knows the location of other shadows with 15 yards of her, ostensibly in the hallway, or other nearby rooms.

Also, as she shadow steps into the hallway, she can become invisible if she sees that there is someone there or nearby. She can keep doing this, for up to a minute, taking the lead as advance scout as the group moves through the house toward Crumble and, hopefully, the book he stole!
[ +- ] Spell: Into the Darkness
[ +- ] Mantle of Darkness Talent
Oct 14, 2025 12:08 pm
Salvia can hear someone shuffling around in the kitchen, two rooms down the hallway from where the party waits in the spare bedroom. The tinkle of silverware, the clink of porcelain, the tread of heavy footsteps. There is also another sound, much fainter from an indeterminate direction, of squelching and plopping.
Oct 14, 2025 5:30 pm
Salvia gestures to the others to remain quiet but to proceed. She quietly pushes open the door and heads away from the kitchen, trying to triangulate on the … squelching sounds. She is ready to leap from shadow to shadow and become invisible if and when needed of course.
Oct 14, 2025 7:46 pm
Hermann enacts an old inquisitor trick, as he slips out of the room they had used to enter the house. If something in here meant them harm, then he’d sense them!
OOC:
Castings: 1
Target: You
Duration: 1 Minute

It feels almost as if fingers were massaging your head. In times of peril, the rubbing becomes more insistent. You know the location of each creature within 15 yards, which prevents such creatures from hiding from you. In addition, when a creature in that range succeeds on a roll to attack you, you can use a reaction to make a luck roll. On a success, you turn the success into a failure.
Oct 15, 2025 6:29 am
Kade squeezes through the hole, making sure his axe isn't caught as he does. He stands a few yards away from his stealthier companions. He nods to Salvia to indicate that he'll be right behind them.
Oct 17, 2025 7:59 am
Salvia's hearing and Hermann's inquisitor senses point to the end of the hall opposite the kitchen. The sound/sense is coming from behind a closed wooden door. There are a few splashes of mud on the floor and door, some dried and some fresh.
Oct 17, 2025 2:36 pm
Winter has been following along with the group, silent and stoic. Upon spotting the tracks, she examines them for insights.
[ +- ] Expert Tracker
Oct 17, 2025 6:39 pm
Salvia approaches the door quietly. She closes her eyes and can sense any spots of dim light to darkness within 15 yards, including beyond this door. She could step into a shadow and out in the room, and immediately become invisible. So if or when the others enter, she is already in there and will be able to launch a surprise attack from behind as the occupant turns to face the door! She shares her idea with the others is a whisper and nods at Arne. Assuming folks plan to enter the room this or next turn, and assuming they agree with her plan, she does it, using her Into the Darkness ability a second time!
Oct 19, 2025 2:53 pm
Target sensed, Hermann wastes no time making good on the plan. No sooner than the elf is gone, Hermann is breaching the door, rapier drawn!

"Do not try to hide! You can not escape me!" he announces, turning his heightened senses towards the figure he had tracked the short space!

"It’s time to cease this ordeal!" he says, crossing to apprehend the figure!
Oct 20, 2025 1:10 pm
Kade listen to Salvia and nods, he pulls out his axe and follows Hermann inside. Trying to look big and menacing next to his companion, hopefully they'll surrender without a fight.
Oct 20, 2025 1:20 pm
Winter stares at the mud tracks but can't determine what made them. They are not muddy footprints, not footprints in mud, but just splotches of mud that have the same pattern that would be made by something walking. Winter's confusion only lasted until Hermann opens the door.

In the small, dim room beyond lurks a seven-foot tall, four-foot wide lump of mud in the rough shape of a man. It raises two tree-trunk thick arms and lumbers at you!
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adnd2e/images/3/3c/Mudman_2e.png
OOC:
Reaction if you want to go first, otherwise pain will start being dealt! There are definitely enough shadowy places in the room for Salvia's ability.
Oct 20, 2025 2:18 pm
"Look out!" Winter shouts. In an instant, her bow is nocked and arrow sails towards the mud man.
OOC:
Take the initiative, move 3 yards and attack with first strike and springing strike.

32 to hit, 16 damage. Outmaneuver triggers.
[ +- ] Springing Strike
[ +- ] First Strike
[ +- ] Wild Might
[ +- ] Outmaneuver
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Rolls

Bow, First Strike - (d20+4+10)

(18) + 14 = 32

Damage, Springing Strike, First Striike, Wild Might - (5d6)

(31336) = 16

Oct 21, 2025 11:57 am
"What happened with regular thugs," Kade sighs seeing another strange creature. He rushes forward to see if his axe can do anything to it.
OOC:
If I hit, I will use my Great Weapon Specialist ability for 10 extra damage.
I make melee attack with boons, so that's a 15 to hit.
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Rolls

Axe - Attack - (1d20+5, 1d6)

1d20+5 : (5) + 5 = 10

1d6 : (5) = 5

Axe - Damage - (3d6)

(661) = 13

Oct 21, 2025 8:28 pm
Hermann’s rapier is whipped up in an instant, and is sent piercing through sand and muck. The small blade would surely do nothing against such a creature, but it was instinct more than anything.
OOC:
I’ve been calling my short sword a rapier. Oops! A short rapier!

Rolls

Short Sword - Attack - (1d20+2)

(7) + 2 = 9

Short Sword - Damage - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Oct 22, 2025 5:24 am
Salvia stands in a shadowy corner, invisible. She watches as her friends begin to attack the mod creature -- surely this is what pummeled the poor soul they saw previously. But where is Crumb? She scans the area, still benefitting form her Wizard sight, which lets her see anything magical AND anything invisible in the area.

From her hiding place, she lays a hand upon her grimoire, channeling an augmentation, and then calls forth the most destructive magics she knows, attempting to Disassemble the mud man before her!
OOC:
I assume 27 is a Critical Success? The result (after mods!!!) must be 20 or higher AND 5 or more above the target. This was Vs Strength, so unless the mud man has a Strength of 23 or higher, this is a Crit, which does an extra 2d6 damage.
[ +- ] Grimoire, gives 2 Boons
[ +- ] Wizard Sight
[ +- ] Disassemble
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Rolls

Intellect, with two Boons - (1d20+4+2d6h1)

(18) + (54) + 4 = 27

Disassemble damage - (12d6)

(154563225353) = 44

Oct 22, 2025 7:53 am
OOC:
Uh...well its dead already lol. I'll have a proper post up tonight. Feel free to describe your overwhelming victory lol.
Oct 22, 2025 12:24 pm
In a matter of seconds the mud man becomes a mud pie. The mud man form loses its integrity and collapses in a thick wave of mud that oozes outward, covering everyone in the room up to their shins in mud. It is strangely cold and goopy and smells of sulfur and wet earth.

In another location in the house you hear the hurried slam of a door.
Oct 22, 2025 6:53 pm
Salvia steps out of a shadow in the back of the room, previously invisible and unnoticed. She reaches out her hands, intoning arcane words. She forms two fists aimed at the mud man and, as her invocation reaches it climax, she tears apart her hands, throwing them in opposite directions.

When she does so, the mud man explodes into a collection of large chunks that fly off in every direction, splatting and squishing over everything with a satisfying squelch. She knocks the dust off her hands, daintily steps over several mud globs, and looks up at her friends with a smile.

She says, "Ok gentlemen, now that that’s taken care of, I believe I hear Crumble elsewhere, no doubt in a panic. See to him, would you?" Behind the others, Arne looks on with a smirk, shaking his head.
Oct 23, 2025 8:45 am
"Aye!" is all Kade says before he rushes in the direction they could hear the slammed door.
Oct 23, 2025 9:29 am
Winter swiftly moves in that direction as well.
Oct 23, 2025 7:16 pm
Hermann lingers a moment, wondering on how quickly this particular group has dispatched all of their foes today.

"An efficient bunch." he muses to Salvia, before stepping out of the room and down towards the panicked sounds.
OOC:
What can be done about combat? More fodder units, I’m guessing, to spread out the hits?
Oct 24, 2025 4:43 pm
OOC:
I almost didn’t use that spell because it is too OP I think. But I figured I’d leave it up to the dice. And, well… *shrugs*
Salvia follows the others toward the noise, though she first takes a moment to scan the room for anything magical.
Oct 25, 2025 2:02 pm
KCC says:
OOC:
What can be done about combat? More fodder units, I’m guessing, to spread out the hits?
OOC:
Just run the adventure as is lol. Sometimes its cool to have heroes be badasses!
You reach a wooden door reinforced with iron bands just next to the kitchen. It looks like it leads down into the basement. The door is locked with a heavy lock. But it's nothing to stop your new magical knife. It is easily cut through and the door swings open smoothly despite its heft. Narrow stone steps descend into a bricked cellar. The stairs turn to the left and out of sight but you can hear sounds of someone mumbling beyond. A lantern casts flickering shadows of two forms are cast on the wall at the bend. They look monstrous, but its probably just a trick of perspective.
Oct 27, 2025 9:55 am
Hermann fishes his Holy Symbol from its place and holds it up once more.

"I will hold one of them fast. Focus on the other and we will be above ground again before long." he says, reminding himself of the holy incantation needed to imprison the profane!
Oct 27, 2025 3:19 pm
Kade holds up his axe, nodding for Hermann to lead the way.
Oct 28, 2025 1:26 pm
Reaching the bottom of the stairs reveals the basement of the manor house. It's a large open room of brick walls. Numerous bookshelves, workbenches, casements containing jars and vials, and stacks of books litter the area. A large fireplace sits at the opposite end. In front of it are Crenus Crumble and his servant Mors. It is their shadows which seem to fill the room. Crenus has a large golden book open on a table nearby and his preparing something in a black cauldron over the fire. Smaller bowls and vessels are scattered around the table with the book. Both look up at you in anger as you enter the space.

"You aren't supposed to be here!" Crumble shouts. "Mors, take care of them." Crumble reaches for a vial of something on his table and hands it to him.
Oct 28, 2025 3:19 pm
Salvia acts quickly, backing away as she weaves her spell (Entropy Storm!), targeting the two men and the cauldron, but trying not to destroy the golden book. Books are our friends, after all!

As she completes her spell, threads of dark energy extrude from the area between the two men, momentarily decaying everything they touch. Time speeds up; entropy does its cruel work; they men are wracked with pain and objects, like the cauldron, disintegrate even faster.
OOC:
People take 2d6, objects 4d6. People make a Strength roll with 1 bane and take the object damage rather than the people damage if they fail. If they fail, they also become vulnerable and weakened.
[ +- ] Entropy Storm

Rolls

Human damage - (2d6)

(51) = 6

Object damage - (4d6)

(1421) = 8

Oct 28, 2025 9:50 pm
OOC:
Can we fire away or do we need an initiative/dex kind of deal?
Oct 29, 2025 2:38 pm
KCC says:
OOC:
Can we fire away or do we need an initiative/dex kind of deal?
OOC:
Enemies usually go first but PCs can use their reaction to go first in a round. Unless you have a good use for it, it is usually to go first at least in the first round.
Oct 29, 2025 2:39 pm
Drgwen says:
Salvia acts quickly, backing away as she weaves her spell (Entropy Storm!), targeting the two men and the cauldron, but trying not to destroy the golden book. Books are our friends, after all!
OOC:
The book is definitely within the area of the spell. But if its magical maybe it will survive! Maybe lol.
Oct 29, 2025 8:24 pm
Hermann rounds into the room, squinting his eyes for fear of some profane scene. He holds his symbol aloft, and jerks it towards Mors.

"I denounce you, cretin!" he barks, hoping to hold the thing fast!
OOC:
You have the symbol of your faith, spiritual beliefs, or ethical system. If you lose this symbol, you can fashion a new one after you rest. The symbol has a number of charges equal to your level. Once per round, you can expend 1 charge from the symbol each time you use it to invoke one of the following effects. You replenish expended charges after you rest.
• Holy Smite: When your roll to attack results in a success, you can deal an extra 3d6 damage.
• Holy Healing: You can use an action to enable yourself or one ally within 5 yards to heal 3d6 damage.
• Holy Denunciation: You can use an action to present your holy symbol to one creature that can see you, hear you, and is within 10 yards. Make a Will roll against the target's Will. You roll with 1 boon if you know the target is a demon, faerie, fiend, spirit, or undead. On a success, the target becomes held (luck ends).

Rolls

Will - (1d20+2)

(6) + 2 = 8

Boon? - (1d6)

(3) = 3

Oct 30, 2025 9:22 am
Kade moves in as well, Axe held high he let it drop hopefully into Mors.

Rolls

Axe - Attack + boon - (1d20+5, 1d6)

1d20+5 : (17) + 5 = 22

1d6 : (1) = 1

Axe - Damage - (3d6)

(265) = 13

Oct 30, 2025 10:40 am
With everybody focused on Mors, Winter does likewise, quickly springing forward and firing a shot!
OOC:
Take the initiative, move 3 yards and attack with first strike and springing strike.

24 to hit, 21 damage. Outmaneuver triggers.
[ +- ] Springing Strike
[ +- ] First Strike
[ +- ] Wild Might
[ +- ] Outmaneuver
Last edited October 30, 2025 10:41 am

Rolls

Bow, First Strike - (d20+14)

(10) + 14 = 24

Damage (Springing Strike, First Striike, Wild Might) - (5d6)

(65622) = 21

Oct 31, 2025 12:58 pm
The poor servant, who has so far done nothing hostile towards the body, is being assaulted on all sides. He is battered and bruised but still standing. Hermann attempts to denounce the man, and man he is, but the servant doesn't feel denounced as he hasn't done anything particularly denouncement-worthy yet. Salvia's dark tendrils poke and skewer portions of Mors and Crumble who scream out in pain and anger. Kade lands a decisive chop on the beefy guard who grunts as fresh blood squirts from the wound. Winter follows this up with an arrow shaft to the gut.

Mors quickly pours the vial onto his body. A quicksilver fluid like mercury spreads over his body, turning him an animated silver statue. Even more, one of his hands extends and forms a battle axe of hardened silver. He swings at Kade in retaliation, hoping to take a pound of flesh in return.

Crumble cries out as his golden grimoire begins to disintegrate. He turns on the party with fear and desperation and hate burning in his eyes. He holds up a hand. A beam of black anti-light shoots out and he waves his hand at Hermann, Salvia, and Winter.
[ +- ] Black Beam of Death
OOC:
Winter, Hermann, and Salvia lose 12 Health (not take damage, your health is reduced by this much) and need to make Agility saves with 1 bane. On a failure, your Health is reduced by another 26 points. Of course I roll a nat 1 on Mors' likely only attack this combat lol.

Rolls

Mors vs Kade - (1d20+1d6+4)

(1) + (5) + 4 = 10

Crumble vs others Health damage - (3d6)

(615) = 12

Health damage on fail - (7d6)

(4456142) = 26

Oct 31, 2025 1:26 pm
Kade blocks aside the attack from Mors before he strikes down another swing of the axe. He realizes he needs to deal with the servant quick, before Crumble lets out another such attack.

Rolls

Axe - Attack with boon - (1d20+5, 1d6)

1d20+5 : (14) + 5 = 19

1d6 : (1) = 1

Axe - Damage - (3d6)

(513) = 9

Oct 31, 2025 1:59 pm
Salvia ducks out of the way of the worst of the black beam of death!
OOC:
That was Save or Die! She only has a total of 22 Health.
Last edited October 31, 2025 2:00 pm

Rolls

Agility - (1d20+1-1d6)

(15) - (2) + 1 = 14

Oct 31, 2025 4:37 pm
OOC:
I suspect we all know how this is going to go!
OOC:
I think success is a 12! Jammy bastard, Hermann!
Last edited October 31, 2025 4:42 pm

Rolls

Agility - (1d20+2-1d6)

(16) - (5) + 2 = 13

Nov 1, 2025 3:53 am
OOC:
Not sure if this got address, but that Entropy Storm requires saves from the targets...

"A creature makes a Strength roll. On a failure, the creature takes an extra 2d6 damage and becomes vulnerable and weakened (luck ends both); it makes the roll to end these afflictions with 1 bane. A creature or object incapacitated by this damage drops to 0 Health and becomes erased from existence."

Vulnerable and weakened could be helpful here!
Nov 1, 2025 11:15 am
OOC:
Missed that part, sorry! They both made it lol. Also yes, Crumble is quite dangerous! Maybe your spell wasn't too OP when the enemies have serious firepower of their own haha.
Kade lands another blow on Mors. The quicksilver coating seems to absorb some of the blow but the large man staggers back even more injured!
OOC:
Mors is on his last legs. One more solid hit seems like it would take him out.

Rolls

Mors Str - (1d20+4)

(16) + 4 = 20

Crumble Str - (1d20)

(16) = 16

Nov 1, 2025 4:43 pm
Salvia yelps in pain as Crumble's spell strikes her body. She shakes off the effects, though she'll need some time to heal later.

She scowls, grits her teeth, and says, "Very well, Mr. Crumble, you leave me no choice. I foresaw this moment...and your demise!"

She points a finger at him and casts Disassemble once more, but this time, she calls on her Uncanny Revelations, having foreseen this moment in the stars during her meditation the night before!
OOC:
OK going all-in on this one. Salvia has the ability to replace a dice roll with one of there three Revelation rolls she made at the beginning. One of those rolls is a 19. Add her bonus and that's a 23, but she also makes the roll with a Boon thanks to her Combat Precognition Talent, AND I am gonna use the elven Unearthly Grace to add 5 to the result. The total of the spell roll below must exceed his Strength score, which I am sure it does, thus dealing the damage. Well, that is a fair deal lower than average damage, but still a lot!
[ +- ] Disassemble
Last edited November 1, 2025 4:44 pm

Rolls

Spell roll with Revelation, INT bonus, 1 Boon, & Unearthly Grace - (19+4+5+1d6)

(6) + 28 = 34

Crit Damage - (12d6)

(633241252431) = 36

Nov 1, 2025 7:55 pm
Hermann just barely makes it out of the way of the blast that surely would have claimed his life. He ducks, rolls and comes out the maneuver with his rapier pressing forward towards the dark magician.

"Die!" he cries, even as he feels his stamina leaving him. He feels ten years older in an instant. This was life or death!
OOC:
LOOK AT THAT DOG SHIT ROLL!
Last edited November 1, 2025 7:55 pm

Rolls

Short Sword - Attack - (1d20+2)

(3) + 2 = 5

Short Sword - Damage - (1d6)

(2) = 2

Bonus Damage - (2d6)

(11) = 2

Nov 3, 2025 3:42 pm
Winter springs to the side of the room and fires another shot at Mors, hoping to finish off the man.
OOC:
Take the initiative. 19 to hit, 15 damage. I'd been forgetting my attack boon from my superior bow, not that it's mattered much so far.
[ +- ] Springing Strike
[ +- ] Outmaneuver
[ +- ] Wild Might
Last edited November 3, 2025 3:44 pm

Rolls

Attack (Superior Bow) - (d20+4+d6)

(12) + (3) + 4 = 19

Damage, Springing Strike, Outmaneuver, Wild Might - (5d6)

(54114) = 15

Nov 4, 2025 8:59 am
OOC:
Mors is down! Go ahead and narrate his demise! @Dmbrainiac
Nov 4, 2025 9:03 am
The faun's arrow catches Mors in the throat. Blood sprays and the man gurgles as he crumples to the ground!
Nov 4, 2025 2:07 pm
"No! Do you know how close I am?!" Crumble forms a ball with his fist and purple-blue fire envelops it. He then points it at Winter and fiery bolts leap forth at her.
OOC:
26 damage to Winter. PCs are back up!

Rolls

Mage bold damage - (6d6)

(663425) = 26

Nov 4, 2025 9:27 pm
Hermann had avoided the man’s attention for now. He keeps quiet, even as he lunges at the magician’s back with his sword!
OOC:
Cannae win!
Last edited November 4, 2025 9:27 pm

Rolls

Agility - (1d20+2)

(2) + 2 = 4

Bonus Damage - (2d6)

(56) = 11

Short Sword - Damage - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Nov 4, 2025 9:55 pm
Salvia sees Crumble’s capacity to kill her comrades—or her! So she wants to end the fight soon. He somehow resisted her last casting of Disassemble, but she has one last casting of the brutal spell, so she gives it a shot.
OOC:
she has her grimoire on her, giving her one boon and she will use a charge of her mage implement, giving her a second boon. She also has combat precognition, which allows her to roll with a third boon. She will also use her second revelation, giving her an eight on the d20 to which she will add her intellect bonus, and the three boons

Rolls

Intellect - (8+4+3d6)

(526) + 12 = 25

Crit damage - (12d6)

(426316361436) = 45

Nov 5, 2025 9:09 am
"This ends now!" Kade says lifting his axe and runs at Crumble swinging his axe overhand.
OOC:
If I hit I'll use Great Weapon Specialist to add 10 damage, if I miss I'll instead go for Near Miss.
[ +- ] Great Weapon Specialist
[ +- ] Near Miss

Rolls

Axe - Attack - (1d20+5, 1d6)

1d20+5 : (18) + 5 = 23

1d6 : (5) = 5

Axe - Damage - (3d6)

(315) = 9

Luck roll (if needed) - (1d20)

(13) = 13

Nov 5, 2025 10:24 am
Winter grunts and staggers as the magic bolts slam into her, leaving her bruised and bloodied. Despite her injuries, she springs to a new location and fires on Crumble.
OOC:
Take the initiative and attack. 20 to hit, 16 damage. If Winter is attacked this round, she'll use her bonus reaction from First Strike to either dodge or withstand, whichever is appropriate.
[ +- ] Springing Strike
[ +- ] Outmaneuver
Last edited November 5, 2025 10:27 am

Rolls

Attack, Superior Bow - (d20+4+d6)

(13) + (3) + 4 = 20

Damage, Springing Strike - (4d6)

(6244) = 16

Nov 5, 2025 2:27 pm
Hermann does what he does best by causing a feint against Crumble that granted a perfect opening to his allies. Kade chops into his chest with a wet crunch, Winter sinks an arrow into his neck, and Salvia uses her eldritch powers to literally cause Crumble's body to tear itself into pieces which are thrown in different directions. The basement is now splattered with blood and gore. The wet slap of viscera impacting walls and and floor is stomach churning. Not to mention the smell of cooked meat as several pieces ended up in the fireplace and are now roasting.
Nov 5, 2025 3:14 pm
Winter grimaces and lowers her bow, wincing in pain. "Bastard. I could use some healing before we proceed," she says.
Nov 5, 2025 4:30 pm
Salvia turns to Winter and says, " That makes two of us! Healing is not my strong suit, but I can help a little." She gestures and mutters some arcane words, causing healing energy to suffuse Winter’s body, and then her own. Then she moves to the golden book and begins to examine it.
OOC:
Six points of healing for Winter.
Last edited November 5, 2025 4:31 pm

Rolls

Light healing - (2d6)

(42) = 6

Light healing - (2d6)

(22) = 4

Nov 5, 2025 5:22 pm
Hermann holds up his icon and bathes the dreaded meat pile in holy, healing light!
OOC:
If someone is in need!

Holy Healing: You can use an action to enable yourself or one ally within 5 yards to heal 3d6 damage.
"Unpleasant, but that is the job." he says, stoppering his nose so he couldn’t smell the cooked flesh.

He flicks the few chunks off his own coat, and looks about the room.

"Might that be it. The final object is surely here."
Nov 6, 2025 10:16 am
Kade pants heavily before finally lowering his axe. He nods at Hermann's words and seeing as he is unhurt he starts looking around the room while his companions get back on their feet.
Nov 6, 2025 10:24 am
OOC:
I'll take the holy healing. Still have 12 damage after that and Salvia's spell.
Winter nods appreciatively as her companions' magic alleviates some of her injuries. "Thank you. I'm ready."
Last edited November 6, 2025 10:24 am

Rolls

Holy Healing - (3d6)

(134) = 8

Nov 6, 2025 2:33 pm
OOC:
Int roll with 3 banes to inspect the book.
Nov 6, 2025 2:55 pm
Salvia approaches the book carefully. As she stands before it, she casts Omniscience, a spell that would allow her to pierce illusions, magical protections, and so on, see invisible objects, and even see through walls and so on, if she chooses. She also calls on her Unearthly Grace and, if necessary, her ability to interpret omens as well.
OOC:
Omniscience spell is just in case there are magical protections or concealment. Unearthly Grace gives me a +5 to Intellect rolls. Wizard's Grimoire lets me roll INT with one Boon and Interpret Omen let's me add 3 to the roll too. So that's +8 and one Boon, with three banes.
[ +- ] Omniscience
[ +- ] Interpret Omen

Rolls

Intellect, with lotsa mods - (1d20+4+8+1d6-3d6)

(4) + (6) - (122) + 12 = 17

Nov 8, 2025 3:04 pm
Salvia detects no magical enchantments on the book. Reading through it, she becomes aware that whoever made this book either didn't know the formula to make a philosopher's stone, or else cleverly hid that knowledge. Anyone following the supposed formula would instead be transformed into a hideous blob-creature. Crumble seems to have been doomed no matter if he had succeeded or not.
Nov 8, 2025 6:03 pm
Salvia laughs ruefully and shares this fact with the others. She then gathers up the book and looks around the rest of the room, with her omniscient eyes revealing anything magical, illusory, etc. She can also see through a foot of solid matter, so she'd likely see any secret rooms or compartments as well.
Nov 9, 2025 1:44 am
Salvia finds a hidden alcove behind a painting in the wall. Inside is 100 gp in coins and gems. Also inside are two small oddities: a small emerald-colored velvet beret and the double-lobed eye of some creature encased in amber.

Rolls

Oddity 1 - (1d20, 1d6, 1d20)

1d20 : (5) = 5

1d6 : (2) = 2

1d20 : (17) = 17

Oddity 2 - (1d20, 1d6, 1d20)

1d20 : (20) = 20

1d6 : (6) = 6

1d20 : (18) = 18

Nov 9, 2025 6:03 am
Salvia shares the goodies with folks. I assume the oddities are just that, and don’t possess further properties?
Nov 9, 2025 1:39 pm
OOC:
Oddities are magical. If you study them/put them on, you know the hat grants you the knowledge of one language, and the eye grants 1d6 damage on all attacks for 1 minute. You now have recovered the book and the dagger, and the statue was broken, meaning you have recovered everything asked of you to the best of your abilities.
Nov 9, 2025 2:08 pm
Salvia offers the eye to anyone who wants it and asks the group, "Here is some coin and this eye will help in battle. I'd like this fashionable cap, unless someone else does. But it seems like we have found the stolen items. Let us return to our employer, shall we?" She heads out and Arne falls in behind her.
Nov 9, 2025 4:08 pm
Hermann grimaces but can’t help but be pleased that the nefarious book had actually been a boon against those with bad intent. Perhaps one of his order had penned the thing. It was something worth considering, if the higher ups could stomach trickery like that.

"Yes. We did well here. Though it seems we had an ally here in this book. Does our employer know its secret, I wonder?" he muses. He slips his rapier back into its place and departs. The corpses would have to take care of themselves…
Nov 11, 2025 7:15 am
You make your way back to Goverbandy without problem and he receives you eagerly. He meets you in the same room as before with hope on his face.

"How goes your investigation?"
Nov 11, 2025 3:55 pm
"It’s is concluded. Though… one of the items is beyond repair; at least by means that we possess. We did punish those that caused the damage!" Hermann reports, a little stiff. The man was thoroughly tired, though he wouldn’t let that show just yet!
Nov 11, 2025 8:06 pm
Salvia steps forth with the golden book. She says, "Indeed, here is the book. I should warn you, however, that this book is a fraud. The ritual contained herein that purports to produce a philosopher's stone in fact transforms the user into an ooze blob. I would not recommend it. Who knows what other traps it contains? Keep it as a curiosity if you must, but I would not use it if I were you. And the statuette broke due to one of the fool thieves, releasing a demon, which we dispatched. Returning these items of power, from individuals not lacking in power themselves, in a matter of hours is, I think, a truly exemplary performance, don't you agree, Goverbandy?"
Nov 12, 2025 3:25 am
OOC:
Are you returning the knife as well?
Nov 12, 2025 4:39 am
OOC:
I don't think Salvia has it! But she would, yes. Who has it? Hermann?
Nov 12, 2025 10:58 am
OOC:
Yep!
Nov 12, 2025 2:15 pm
"And this." Hermann says, after something of an internal pause. The knife was beyond useful. Of the three artifacts, this was the one with the greatest promise.

Still, there was nothing to be done. And so he hands it over with some ceremony.

"It won’t cut the skin. An immensely useful thing, truth be told. In the right hands, that is…"
Nov 13, 2025 11:49 am
Goverbandy receives the news, and items, with relief. "A shame about the statue, but dealing with the corruption inside it is probably better in the long run. Despite being locked away in my vault I never felt completely safe with it around, even if I wasn't sure exactly what it contained. I believe you went above and beyond to fulfill your end of the bargain. A 'truly exemplary performance' indeed! Mya," he says, turning to his head of security, "Please fetch twenty gold pieces for each of my investigators."

Mya nods and leaves the room. She returns a few minutes later with four small leather purses that jingle slightly. She puts them on the table in front of each of you. She gives you each a nod as well.

"Now that that's taken care of, I hope you well in your future endeavors. I will keep an ear open for any others who might be in need of your services some day. Good luck."
Nov 13, 2025 3:20 pm
"Much appreciated," Kade says and gives Goverbandy a nod.

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