Not Today, Death!

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Aug 8, 2025 1:51 pm
"Wasn't that how mister high and mighty was robbed?" Kade asks Winter. "Maybe we can keep our souls after all."

He strides over to figure out what's going on.
Aug 8, 2025 6:20 pm
Salvia enters and glides toward the woman, with Arne stepping inside and taking a position against the wall next to the door. His posture suggests he knows this place well and has spent many hours in that very spot, waiting for his Mistress to finish her business. It also suggests he views it as a safe space for Salvia to move about in.

The elven wizard approaches the desk with a spring in her step. "Razitha, my dear! It's good to see you! Ooh, what are you working on today?" Salvia calls out, pronouncing the woman's name in a way similar to the name 'Tabitha.' When she arrives at the desk, she sees a small teapot, some demitasses, and an ornate, oiled wooden box roughly the size of a large book. Salvia opens the box, revealing a variety of dried leaf bundles. She looks through them, selects one, and plops it into one of the small cups. She waves her hand over the pot and hot water vapor begins to float out of the spout. She gently tips it forward, pouring piping hot water over the tea leaves, and holds it up, offering to warm up Razitha's cup as well. She then gestures to Hermann and says, "May I introduce Hermann Drakner, occultist and something of a demon hunter, I believe? Is that right? Oh, how do you take your tea, Hermann?" She offers him a cup if he'll have it.

Once the pleasantries have been completed, Salvia turns to business. "Raz, I've got a problem. A certain wealthy idiot has hired us to track down some stolen arcane artifacts of some power. Our examinations determined that the thief--and it was a single humanoid--used both magic and alchemy to access our patron's vault. So we went by the Star and Crescent, hoping that some word on the street of a man moving artifacts could be found, but of course they were closed. Still, Hermann here can be very ...charming, so the proprietress gave us a name of a new face in town--Crenus Crumble. Do you know him? And have you heard anything about these stolen items?" She sips her tea expectantly.
Aug 8, 2025 6:27 pm
Hermann, having not met this new bookseller, stands near the door with the hands behind his back and watches. His eyes wander to the types of books on offer, and to anything that might lay behind the knitting exterior of the proprietor!
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Oops! I crossposted with Salvia. One sec…
Last edited August 9, 2025 2:04 pm
Aug 9, 2025 2:09 pm
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Incorporating my last post…
When offered the tea, Hermann only nods and says: "Strong. Thank you!"

When passed the cup, he sets it to one side, as he watches the bookseller take in the information. Did anything like recognition or prior knowledge lay behind those eyes…

He wafts a hand over the tea. Drinking from an offered cup was a good way to find yourself poisoned. Most especially in this line of work. Was this Salvia the type to resort to those kinds of tricks? He wafts his hand again, to dissipate the steam… and the ill thoughts!
Aug 9, 2025 2:19 pm
OUTSIDE THE GUILDED LILY

Hanging around nearby you hear the man saying, "...and I'm sure it was a kid. Only chest high, dressed in mostly rags, dirty. Probably a street urchin. But she had this strange-looking knife like I've never seen before. Cut a hole right through my wall like it was made of goat cream!"


THE QUIZZICAL QUILL

Razitha smiles at the ever-bubbly Salvia. "A pleasure to meet you, Sir Drakner," she gives a slight bow from her sitting position. Turning back to Salvia, "I'm working on a shawl which I hope to finish before autumn is in full swing." She holds up about a fifth of a finished shawl but you can already see designs such as books and quills patterned into it.

Listening to Salvia's problems, Razitha nods in sympathy. "I'm afraid I haven't heard about any robberies recently. Not surprising, my store isn't exactly a hub for gossip. I do know a bit about this Crenus Crumble. He's been in town just a few weeks. He even stopped by here looking for books on alchemy and history. He was...well, I don't want to be rude, but disturbing in appearance. He seemed to be suffering from a dozen afflictions all at once! No doubt some related to his experiments, I shouldn't doubt. He hasn't been back since he couldn't find whatever he was looking for here. I heard he bought a house in the Golden Crescent, but that's all I know about him. Seems to be a bit of a recluse."
Aug 10, 2025 12:46 am
Salvia responds, "Oh my, how unpleasant. I hope he did not get any...effluvia on your books! Speaking of, what books was he looking at, if you don't mind me asking? Which shelf?"
Aug 10, 2025 12:18 pm
Realization begins to dawn on Kade. He is half a mind to keep walking, but better to sort it out now than have to pay bail on top of everything. "I'm sorry," he smiles at the watchman in his most pleasant voice. "I couldn't help but overhear. Anything we could do to help?"
Aug 10, 2025 5:20 pm
The Golden Crescent…

A man of the afflictions. It struck Hermann as…
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Odd? Expected? What kind of people live there?

Apologies for short post but not sure if I can riff or I’d have to roll
Aug 11, 2025 1:29 am
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The Golden Crescent is the wealthy part of town. Its also the same area Goverbandy lives.
Aug 12, 2025 1:13 pm
OUTSIDE THE GUILDED LILY

The guards look at you, one with eyebrows raised. "Did you see what happened here? If you're looking to help, any help identifying the guilty party would be of great help." The other guard elbows his partner and whispers, "You want to say 'help' a few more times? I don't think you quite used up your monthly supply yet."


THE QUIZZICAL QUILL

Razitha shudders at the thought of bodily fluids staining her precious books. "No, thankfully." She then points to her small section on alchemy. "Alchemy. Nothing vague, not for him, oh no, we was searching for the fabled Philosopher's Stone. Not that I'm surprised, many people look for that, just usually not at a small bookstore in a small town. He mentioned something about tracking down a book that was rumored to be in this town and was looking for it. I'm not surprised he was in much of a hurry considering the state of him. He seemed to be on the far side of healthy."
Aug 12, 2025 1:41 pm
Salvia's eyebrows arch in interest at Razitha's words. She looks at Hermann meaningfully and replies, "So he wished to acquire a book of alchemy concerning the philosopher's stone! It just is happens that one of the stolen items was a book of alchemy on just that subject! So if he, or anyone, comes in trying to sell The Golden Grimoire, please send me a message, could you dear? Thank you, my dear! As always, you have been of immeasurable assistance. Are we still having our reading group next week? I do hope so. But alas I must go and deal with this unpleasantness for now. Good day to you, my darling!"

She turns away, smiling and satisfied, to Hermann and Arne. She says, "Well! What say we go locate his residence in the Golden Crescent and pay him a visit?"
Aug 13, 2025 8:40 pm
"I didn't see anything, but I will keep an eye open," Kade says. "If I see anyone matching the description I'll inform the first city watchman I see."
Aug 13, 2025 8:40 pm
"Given the report on his wellbeing, I doubt our culprit will be trying to sell the artifact! All the more difficult to find him, if we expect that he will use it privately, rather than try to fetch some coin!" the inquisitor says, rubbing between his eyes with irritation.

"Still… a man of his appearance, notable as it is, has surely turned a few heads in that part of the city. We might be able to track him down!"
Aug 15, 2025 8:08 pm
Salvia nods in agreement with Hermann, gestures to Arne, and heads to the Golden Crescent, to ask around for the pustulant alchemist!
Aug 17, 2025 1:22 pm
IN THE CITY

The pair didn't have to keep their eyes open for long. Several streets from where you encountered the guards and the shopkeep, you notice a gate in a back alley resting crookedly against a high stone wall behind a jeweler's shop. The gate has been sliced clean off its hinges. Peering through the opening in the wall, the back door of the shop is slightly ajar, the handle and lock cut out in a clean square.

CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

You find directions easily enough with your description of Crenus Crumble. The man lives in a two-story townhouse in a row of similar buildings. A small fenced-in yard surrounds the place, though the landscaping has all died and the grounds have become lumpy with groundhog tunnels. The fence has a small front gate with a patina-coated copper bell for visitors to ring to announce their presence.
Aug 17, 2025 4:06 pm
Salvia strolls through the wealthy neighborhood, clearly comfortable in the environment. In fact, she nods and greets a few people, suggesting she is familiar with them. When they arrive at Crumble's house, she looks at Hermann and Arne, shrugs, and rings the bell.
Aug 18, 2025 8:08 pm
Ringing the bell is exactly the sort of thing Hermann wouldn’t have done in this very instance. Better to pounce on the misshapen man when he was unawares.

Still, he waits with his hands behind his back; watching for any sign or ambush!
Aug 18, 2025 11:27 pm
CRENUS CRUMBLE'S HOUSE

The bell rings with a nerve-jarring clang that seems to fade away almost as soon as it's rung. The front door of the house opens after a few moments and a burly man nearly two meters tall and half as wide makes his way to the gate. He is a human who looks like he has muscles for brains, with a few visible scars and a shaved head. Yet he wears a well-cut suit of moderate quality. He stops before you and rumbles, "Can I help you?"
Aug 19, 2025 3:44 am
As they await a response to the bell, Salvia smiles and looks over at Hermann, only to see the stern look on his face. She shrinks away a bit, wondering if she has somehow made a mistake or offended. She considered the possibility... concluding, Hmmmm, but then again, maybe he just has resting witch-hunter face?

When the wall of meat in a suit emerges, she looks up at him, unintimidated. She smiles and says, "Hello and good day! I am Salvia Evensong, of House Evensong, famed arcanists and expert on matters occult. I spoke to Razitha at the Quizzical Quill and I believe I have some common interest with your... employer? Associate? Life-partner? Well, I don't know your relationship to him, but we seek Crenus Crumble. I wish to share knowledge with him, so be a good boy and go and fetch him for me, or better yet, be a good butler or valet or what-have-you and invite us in, yes?" She smiles sunnily once again up at the large man.
Aug 19, 2025 4:19 am
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Lmao "resting witch-hunter face" is amazing.
The brute of a man rumbles in response, "Mr. Crumble is a busy man and has requested not to be disturbed. Perhaps if you can tell me the nature of your business it may persuade him."
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