Chapter 4: Trip the Light Fantastic

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Nov 12, 2025 7:53 pm
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A second enchanted weapon for Wolfram! Really living up to that Inheritor expert path, haha.
Lauretta followed the bear with some curiosity as they hadn't be led astray so far. The mention of goblins made her want to spit upon the ground, but she refrained from picking up mannerisms of her mercenary years once more. A throat-clearing grunt is all that managed to escape.

R3N-L3's fruitless attempt to pull the sword from the stone was about what the Preceptor expected. It seemed more likely to her that a faerie set this up as an elaborate prank if it were not for the craftsmanship that went into the weapon. Her steely gaze stared at the blade as weighed her decision on whether to participate in this endeavor or not. One leg moved forward as Wolfram seemingly failed, but halted at the sudden sign of movement.

"Well, I'll be! It actually unsheathed for you! Thank you for guiding us to this boon, Ompha. It seems my friend here is a natural at wielding magical weaponry."
Nov 13, 2025 1:31 am
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Haha ...yep. Definitely a lucky inheritor of blades. Anyone wanna buy a bow? 😏
"I ... uh ... " Wolfram was lost for words, both at Lauretta's compliment and his possession of yet another magical weapon. He felt the heft of it in his hand and marvelled at its workmanship.
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Nov 15, 2025 5:21 pm
"There is only one use for a blade shaped in that fashion." R3N-L3 intoned with his usual emotion, or perhaps a lack thereof. He glanced at the others, scanning the clearing, before turning back to the bear.

"Where is the next kill?" Did R3N-L3 sound almost...Eager?
Nov 17, 2025 11:42 am
Ompha guides you towards the final task on your list in order to leave this faerie realm. After another hour or so of walking, you find yourselves just outside a cave underneath the stump of an old, lightning-struck tree. All of the grass around the tree stump is dead, and even the trees growing nearby seem to stretch away from the entrance.

"The hag Anastasia dwells within," Ompha says nervously, shying away from the clearing. "She is likely to be the most dangerous being in this place. Be very sure you are prepared before you enter."
Nov 17, 2025 2:57 pm
"I am unlikely to be slain as I am not alive. I can be made unoperational, but as she is not a mechanic, that does not frighten me as much." R3N-L3 remarked absently, unsheathing his blade and readying his shield. He appeared to be growing more human-like as time went on, for good or bad. Marching forward, he would enter the cave.
Nov 17, 2025 7:44 pm
The Preceptor's gaze made note of nature's rejection of this place. Taking the bear guide's warning to heart, prayers to the High One began to pour from her mouth. "High One, I ask of you your blessing in removing this evil from the world as I have done others. I ask of you the power to make good on my promises to light the way and safeguard others..." Her great axe rested beside her as the prayers went on.

Familiar strands of light weaved through the air and around Lauretta as the ritual pressed on. By the time it was finished, her form was protected by the shining raiment of Paradise. "I am ready. Let us walk together, Renly. You do not want to underestimate the powers of these vile things."
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Casting Heavenly Raiment. Can Lauretta recall any knowledge with her Preceptor of the High One profession about hags?
Nov 18, 2025 2:45 am
"Indeed, Renly, that is surely true," Wolfram responded as he continued to examine the beautiful weapon.

"It is ironic, is it not, that something so beautiful can be such an instrument of death? "

Placing it safely on his person while they walk, he withdraws it again before he enters the cave behind the clockwork.
Nov 18, 2025 5:50 am
Tzal eyed the desolate surroundings. It was a strange, surprising moment, as Nymph was not supposed to affect nature in a bad way. Was there truly something dangerous lying within the cave that didn't resemble normal fey attributes? Tzal gripped his staff and proceeded with others to enter the cave.
Nov 18, 2025 11:46 am
Lauretta knows that hags form from nymphs or other faeries who allow wickedness to fester in their souls and corrupt them. Despite tales of their being ugly, withered things, hags in their true forms look as beautiful as they ever were but choose to adopt monstrous appearances. The traditional figure of the bent and hobbling crone is nothing more than a disguise. One might feel sympathy for these faeries, but hags all have evil hearts and wallow in cruelty and disgusting habits. They prey on the weak and lure victims into their clutches to be savored and eaten. Hags feel no remorse and seek ever to worsen the world.

Hags are resistant to magic and immune to mental effects like being confused or frightened. They can hurl fire at their victims and curse them with weakness or slumber.

Once ready, you enter the cave. Inside, you see a tattered sleeping pallet and cookware, along with numerous dried herbs and vegetables piled up in one corner. An aged, broken man sits slumped against a rock that he has been chained to. He looks extremely emaciated, his lips cracked and bloody.

At the other end of the cave is the hag Anastasia herself, muttering and cursing as she fiddles with a golden feather in her hands. Her threadbare garments stand in sharp contrast to her unearthly beauty. Long, flaxen hair, eyes of gleaming silver, and graceful pointed ears round out her features. She turns towards you curiously.

"What's this? Visitors to my humble home?" she asks in a voice like honey. "Perhaps you can help me. I've been searching for something that was taken from me long ago. My lovely golden bird. Oh, it sang the sweetest song and greeted me every time I returned home from a long day abroad! Might you have any knowledge of my feathered friend?"
Nov 18, 2025 2:19 pm
The Clockwork looked slowly down at the golden bird in the cage strapped to a piece of his armor. He looked back over to the witch with a pneumatic hiss.

"An avian of the aurum hue? No. This avian is clearly sunset yellow, as anyone with optical sensors can detect. It is also not fully comprised of gold, as it can eat pastries. Therefore, I know of no bird matching your description."
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Nov 18, 2025 2:26 pm
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LOL, I didn't know if you brought the bird with you or if you left it outside.
The golden bird begins to sing and chirp happily, and Anastasia's silver eyes widen. "You found it! Oh, my sweet little songbird!" A smile shines on her beautiful face. "Please, return it to me. I shall give you a gift in return. What is it you desire?"
Nov 18, 2025 8:49 pm
The Clockwork was silent for several long seconds. "This unit is designated R3N-L3, charged with purging all planes of deviant Wizard creations. You are not one of them. Therefore, you are of no threat, regardless of what you do to that man."

The Clockwork gestured over at the emaciated prisoner with a mechanical wave. "However. Due to an optimization algorithm I have encoded, I am obligated to keep the fleshy, rather vulnerable organic lifeforms behind me alive and tolerably well. This plane is not a place well-suited to their habitation. I wish to take them back to baseline reality. If you are able to offer a more expedient method of doing so, I will not be required to take your head."
Nov 19, 2025 5:36 am
Tzal interjected before the conversation got even more awkward, "Respected lady of the fey, I hear that you require this bird, but we found it trapped under a fearsome ogre who was not willing to part with it. This realm is strange, but I inquire, what does this bird mean to you that you seek it? Other fey are also seeking it from us. What would you do with it? As for what we want, it is to leave this realm."
Nov 19, 2025 11:14 am
"The bird was mine first!" Anastasia declares angrily. "It was taken from me! And I... I would very much like it back," she continues, clearly struggling to retain her composure with the object of her desire so close at hand. "You wish to leave this realm? Of course. I will gladly show you how to return to your home in exchange for the return of my golden feathered beauty."
Nov 19, 2025 7:50 pm
"May we know how you came by this bird? I'm sure it's an interesting story you'd enjoy sharing with us."

Wolfram was buying time, but was also curious to see if Anastasia was telling the truth.
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Nov 20, 2025 3:20 pm
"I found it in another realm long ago on my travels, by a beautiful tropical waterfall. We formed a bond of friendship, one that I thought would be broken for good when my lovely was taken from me," the hag says with a wistful smile. The golden bird continues to chirp and sing, swaying back and forth inside its cage.
Nov 20, 2025 8:53 pm
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What kind of roll would it be to determine their honesty?
Nov 20, 2025 9:05 pm
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There’s no roll in the base rules but @TheForsakenEvil could try to use Dire Attention to sense if she is lying.
Nov 24, 2025 4:52 am
Beneath a very furrowed brow, Lauretta's eyes darted back and forth from one ally to another as they engaged in discussion with the hag. R3N-L3, she could understand. The machine-man was an odd one that never seemed to really understand human thought on a fundamental level. However, the other two surprised her. Had they learned nothing? Her fingers tightened around the haft of her great axe. The fey were not to be trusted, but especially not these vile creatures. If they had to bargain with the fey to get out, then the Preceptor would be upholding the one they made with the pacifist korrigan, not this thing.

"Are the lot of you serious? This creature is among the most vile of the fey and will do us no favors. Put the damned bird away. This is the last task given to us by Myxlix. By the High One, let's kill this wicked monster and free that man!"
Nov 24, 2025 2:16 pm
"Are you amenable to a slight probability of moral degradation should this entity prove to not be eminently hostile?" R3N-L3 inquired in a clinically curious tone.
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