The Midnight Mushroom Hunt

Dec 5, 2025 10:19 am
Unknown to Yazeba, Parish and the others, Seth Boggs was already in the haunted woods. He had taken up a new hobby while on holiday and now spent much of his time making pictures of the beauties this world has to offer. Normal things like clouds, sunsets and flowers really spoke to him.

However, today he was after something quite particular. One of the most beautiful creatures of the night. The elusive Silver Tree Owl. He had read in a photography magazine that they live in dense pine forests and this place was the only such place Seth knew about.

Of course he had seen the signs on the way in.
DANGER ! Turn back ! Enter at your
own peril !


We've been trying to
reach you about your
car's extended warranty !


They had given him a good chuckle. "Kids these days..." Is all he said to himself as he strolled into the forest, camera at the ready.
OOC:
Whoopsie: take a serious situation unserious
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Dec 6, 2025 9:58 am
Parish grips the paring kinfe in white knuckled fear (well, light cyan is what it comes out to, but you get it.). He feels the trees of the forest begin to grow taller, their shadows grow deeper. A flutter of wings overhead provokes a basic, very animal flight response. Jump Away! Flee!

At the moment, he can't remember that he is trained in blades of all size and shape; that his paring knives are wickedly sharp and the perfect size for getting in close and taking advantage of his own small size. All he has is the certainty that he is prey.
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Setting up for a 'Lose track of reality while caught up in a flight of fancy' whoopsie
Dec 8, 2025 10:15 am
Yazeba clucks her tongue at the cowering Parish and glances back over her shoulder to where Gertrude is taking up the rear. "Keep up," she snaps. "If you're going to be a real witch, you're going to have to learn to gather your own reagents for potions and poultices. Remember to stick to the list and try not to wander off. This place is not for the faint of heart..."

The sound of a whirring camera is like nails on a chalkboard. She grits her teeth and whirls to see Mr. Boggs, of all people, wandering through the benighted forest. And in the distance, more figures--Lady Sheridan, Yola Oleander, and the enormous hulking frame of T.H.E.M. "Forests aflame! When did this turn into a midnight mass?" Yazeba clears her throat and calls out, "Attention, guests! This is not an officially sanctioned excursion! Yazeba's Bed & Breakfast is not responsible for any damage, death, or dismemberment that may occur in these benighted woods! By being here, you accept any consequences you bring upon yourselves and waive the right to seek compensation from myself, the B&B, or any of its employees."

The witch takes a long drag from her cigarette and exhales, shaking her head. "Nincompoops. Let's start our search here."

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Yazeba pauses just past the threshold of the woods, kneeling down to examine a patch of dirt. With a whisper of magic, she clears the dirt away to reveal a mushroom protruding from the ground. "Pleurotas ostreatus. An oyster mushroom. We need two of these, Gertrude. Off to a good start." She collects the mushroom and places it in her pouch.

Despite her earlier words to the other guests who have wandered into the woods, the witch is keeping a sharp eye out for them. It wouldn't do for any of her guests to get her hurt on her watch...
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Bingo: Protect the Bed & Breakfast and those under its roof. Yazeba collects the card and the oyster mushroom.

Gertrude

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Dec 8, 2025 10:43 am
Gertrude
Gertrude puts down her Heartsword copy. She was re-reading some of her favorite chapters to get more inspiration for her fan-fic when a strange noise from the kitchen caught her attention. Was that... Yazeba?

It was!

What could have gotten her out of her office at this time of night? Ooooohh Gertrude was sure it had to be some secret witchy business and she was going to figure this mystery out. Just like her heroine from Heartsword, sneaking out the castle to figure out what the evil emperor was plotting. She was a bit of a witch herself after all, so she should know what witches do at midnight, right? She follows the two of them into the bike shed and, waiting a bit for them to leave, she runs in and takes a second bike to follow them.

Oh! What adventures would be waiting her! She could stop imagining Yazeba and her frog knight secretly off to fight off dragons and evil emperors in the night as she tried to keep up with them...

Gertrude

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Dec 8, 2025 10:54 am
Dmbrainiac says:
Yazeba clucks her tongue at the cowering Parish and glances back over her shoulder to where Gertrude is taking up the rear. "Keep up," she snaps. "If you're going to be a real witch, you're going to have to learn to gather your own reagents for potions and poultices. Remember to stick to the list and try not to wander off. This place is not for the faint of heart..."
Gertrude
Gertrude feels embarrassed as Yazeba turns back to handle her a list of ingredients as if she knew she was going to be there all this time. She tried to follow them unnoticed, but somehow, the witch knew. Yazeba must be so really powerful it is impossible to catch her by surprise!

"Ah yes, sure, I'll... the ingredients, yes faint." she struggles to answer, but Yazeba is already gone, looking for ... what are these ingredients on the list? she doesn't recognize most of them. Is this death caps? Oh no, that sounds really dangerous.
OOC:
So, since the card was collected, this means we can't enter this space again right? Maybe we can color red or some other color to distinguished turned up and collected cards?

clearly whoopsie: take on more than she can carry handle ><
Dec 8, 2025 11:12 am
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I'll mark the collected cards with a strike-through. :)
Dec 9, 2025 5:20 am
The Huge Enormous Monster looms in the trees and mist of the eerie forest. They had followed the chef from the B&B out into the forest, sensing the excursion involved more tasty food to eat. The monster's cavernous stomach was rumbling for a night-time snack and Parish had been a delightful source of treats so far. And already the mean witch in charge had found a savory, velvety oyster mushroom! Their mouth watered, drool running down into the mist-dampened hair on their chin as they stomp toward Parish.
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Dec 9, 2025 9:20 am
Mr Boggs, looking through the lens of his camera had indeed spotted something resembling the Silver Tree Owl through the canopy. In the moonlight its feather reflected a beautiful silver shine, hance the bird's name. Unfortunately, there were too many branches in the way. He moved for a better position but then several birds got spooked by something and the owl spread its wings to fly to a different perch.

Seth, not wanting to miss this opportunity, chased after it. "Hey, wait up!" He called out as if the owl would listen.
With his head up and eyes fixed on the bird, he ran through the woods until..

CRASH!

.. He ran straight into Parish, bowling him over and sending both to the luckily soft forest floor. A large pile of leaves had cushioned their fall.
"Parish? Is that you?" Mr Boggs says after getting his bearings back. In the distance, a rumbling noise was getting louder.
Dec 9, 2025 3:38 pm
Lady Sheridan "Sherry" Dusang
She sipped her tea and followed along, "Ahh, what a lovely night, beautifully dark. Sun if really just terrible for my complexion." A true statement though she did suppose anyone's complexion would look rather poor when they were on fire.

She wheels herself onto the next patch of ground mumbling about the difficulty of wheeling herself at such an advanced age. There she thinks she sees a decent mushroom. She slowly fades into mist and begins collection.
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Linger. Bingo turn into mist. Card would be 5-A
Dec 9, 2025 3:41 pm
Lady Sheridan uncovers a Hericium americanum, a Bear's-Head Tooth Mushroom. It's delicious and tastes like crab, and it's one of the mushrooms on Parish's list!

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Dec 10, 2025 2:14 am
Yola Oleander
Following her partner in tea, Yola meanders with the group looking at the shrubs in the forest. Might find a long lost cousin here after all and wouldn't that be exciting. Mistress Yazeba's warning was surely directed at those young bucks and the less experienced. No one made it to her age without knowing a thing or two about wandering lost in the woods.

Whispering to Sherry, "I brought something to fight back the chill later, when we run out of tea." Yola will reveal a bottle of red wine tucked away.
OOC:
Whoopsie - Misunderstand the stakes of the situation.
Dec 10, 2025 5:10 am
Get In, Get The Mushrooms, Get Out. Get In, Get The Mushrooms, Get Out.

Parish is repeating this to himself as hew tries to steel his nerves. It is only when he hears the shriek of a bird that he is startled out of his trance, and notices he's taken a different path than Yazeba. The Silver Tree Owl eyes him hungrily. Oh, what a delicious meal this poor frog would make, marinated and plumbed with the finest the B&B has to offer.

Frozen to the spot by the birds hungry gaze, he is rescued by a chance collision with Seth! As they tumble to the ground, the soft whooosh of an owl in flight indicated the danger is passed for now.

"Seth! What are you doing here? The Haunted Woods are no place for a guest in the middle of the night. I was foolish to come here myself. We should find our way back to Yazeba's."

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"Did.. you hear something?"

Back along the trail, impeding Parish's way back home, a monstrous shape looms in the moonlight. Taller than the trees, it approaches step by thundering step.

"Monster!" Parish croaks in fear.

In a panic, Parish bounds deeper in the forest, not recognizing T.H.E.M as one of the friendly guests at Yazeba's.
OOC:
Parish bounds south into the heart of the woods. B4
Whoopsie - Lose Track of Reality while caught up in a flight of fancy
Dec 10, 2025 9:21 am
Parish hops deeper into the woods, fleeing from the harmless T.H.E.M. The knight nearly careens headlong into a patch of mushrooms. Chief among them is a Boletus edulis, a Death's Cap mushroom. It's a tasty source of protein, and it's on Parish's list!
OOC:
Parish or somebody with him can do a Bingo to collect the mushroom.
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Dec 10, 2025 7:28 pm
Lady Sheridan "Sherry" Dusang
Sherry always enjoyed an outing with her dear friend. Especially when Yola brought out the good vintages. She grins a bit and smiles a toothy smile. "I always do like a nice crimson drink. Better fresh from an artery but, I'm sure you've got something nice to share later even if it isn't quite so warm and fresh."
OOC:
I realized I should have flipped last round and then lingered this one. So, they are still at A-5 while they linger to collect the mushroom.
Bingo: Act a bit like the villain you used to be
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Dec 12, 2025 8:50 am
"Frogs a-fright! Steel yourself, Parish," Yazeba chides as the cook flees from T.H.E.M. "That's no way to treat our newest guest!" She cranes her neck to look up at the huge monster. "I'm terribly sorry about his skittishness. I don't know what's gotten into him lately."

Clucking her tongue, she glances over her shoulder at Gertrude. "Well? What are you standing around for? Go on, find some fungus!"

Gertrude

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Dec 12, 2025 9:41 am
Gertrude
Gertrude is still trying to figure out what are those mushrooms on the list when Yazeba calls her out.
Dmbrainiac says:
"Well? What are you standing around for? Go on, find some fungus!"
"Fungus! Right! I'll, I'll go and, find some..." she starts wandering mindlessly as she tries to remember anything about potions and ingredients. The thing is, she only remembers never having seen anything about them...

Maybe she is not cut out to be a witch after all.
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I guess whoopsie: keep a secret I shouldn't. Moving to A3 and very tempted to RP skip that one and move to B3
Dec 12, 2025 10:38 am
@CESN: Scrounging around, Gertrude comes upon a fine specimen: Grifola frondosa, the Hen-of-the-Woods. Named after its resemblance to a hen's plumage, it is a vital component in many folk remedies for chronic fatigue and exhaustion. It's also on of the mushrooms on Yazeba's list!

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Gertrude

CESNInactive for 18 days

Dec 12, 2025 11:46 am
Gertrude
At least Gertrude knows what she is looking for. Well, sort of. She knows it's mushrooms, but not which ones. But she knows what a mushroom looks like, right? So... maybe she can just pick some and hope for the best? Oh! look at that one hiding between he root of the tree!

"Look Yazeba, there's a mushroom there!"
[ +- ] that thing is huge!
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bingo: make myself useful. If its on the list I'll have to pick it, though we are running out of ways to go back ><
Dec 12, 2025 1:48 pm
OOC:
I was waiting to see what THEM would do, but I'll go ahead and post :)
Feel free to insert other things happening with Mr Boggs and THEM if it fits your story, Redcroc
Mr Boggs is a bit confused by what Parish tells him. "Haunted?" He asks. But before he gets a decent answer, Parish mumbles something about a monster and runs off.

"Shillings... I wanted to ask if he'd seen the Silver Tree Owl." Seth says to nobody.

As he dusts himself off, the now disturbed pile of leaves reveals a beautiful specimen of a mushroom. Hmm.. Yazeba likes such things as mushrooms, doesn't she? He muses. If she's here too, I could take it with me as a present.

After all, had she not mentioned potion making in the past? To Seth this seemed like a perfect opportunity to stimulate Yazeba to start some sort of potion shop. The B&B could surely use the extra income. As the endless possibilities float through his head, he picks up the mushroom, pockets it and runs off after Parish. The bird will have to wait.

It doesn't take him long to find the others. "Ah! Yazeba." Mr Boggs says. "I found something in the moonlight that you might turn into some good proffit." He offers the Death's Cap mushroom.
OOC:
Bingo: Encourage enterpreneurial spirit
Dec 12, 2025 3:24 pm
OOC:
No problem! Sorry I am lagging behind recently, but thanks for keeping things moving along @TheGenerator 🙃
The Huge Enormous Monster is enjoying the night time walk, even if the haunted forest was a bit chilly and damp. They look around, trying to smell for the owl Seth is looking for, but then Parish runs off and Seth follows, so T.H.E.M. lumbers after the other two.

As they approach the patch of mushrooms, T.H.E.M. can smell the earthy, nutty aroma of the Boletus edulis in the air. How might Parish cook the mushroom? Sautéed? In a risotto? They let out a low rumble in anticipation of the dish.
Dec 12, 2025 3:24 pm
Yazeba gives Gertrude a slight nod of approval as she opens her magical knapsack (it's bigger on the inside), slipping the huge mushroom into it. She then turns as Mr. Boggs approaches and accepts the death's cap mushroom from him. "Boggs. I thought you were off seeing the world. The postcards you keep sending are piling up on Sal's desk."
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@Thalanthalas,@Ysolde: Sherry and Yola are up next to explore and look for a mushroom.
Dec 12, 2025 7:12 pm
Lady Sheridan "Sherry" Dusang
Her chair moves itself even as she continues chatting with Yola over some of the good times way back when. "You know, hunting in the night like this reminds me of the summer of 1863. Were we in Alabama or Georgia? I can't quite recall but we did have a grand time indeed and the night was dark and lovely."

She shakes her head, "Nothing like this day and age. Cameras, phones, newspapers. You can't hunt down a group of people without being found out anymore. It's just not fair..."
OOC:
Whoopsie: Complain bitterly about how things were better back in the day
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Dec 12, 2025 7:21 pm
Yola Oleader
"Did I ever tell you that once Prince, you know that nice young singer, visited me at the royal gardens. He pricked his finger after I offered him a cutting in exchange for a private performance. He tasted quite good." Yola winks at her friend while meandering further into the forest.

Yola will take a look around here for anything of interest to her and for the mushrooms or whatever. "Who was your favorite drink?"
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B5
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Dec 12, 2025 8:03 pm
@Thalanthalas,@Ysolde: Sherry and Yola come upon a Galerina dormioso, a spectral white mushroom that glows in the dark.
OOC:
This mushroom is on neither list and can be placed back in the earth to create a path that was previously removed. You may do a Bingo to pick this mushroom or continue to another card.
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Dec 12, 2025 11:14 pm
Mr Boggs holds up his camera. "Indeed I am!" He smiles. "I'm trying to snap a picture of the Silver Tree Owl. I almost had it, but ..." Not far behind, T.H.E.M.s rumble overtakes the regular forest sounds. Seth turns his head in the direction the noise if coming from. "... well... something spooked it. " He continues. "Friend of yours?"

"I was lucky to run into Parish" He chuckles "Literally!" For some reason, he doesn't appear at all bothered with the possibility of imminent danger. "Oooh, what's that over there?" Boggs lifts his camera to capture some movement in the bushes.
Dec 14, 2025 3:47 pm
Lady Sheridan "Sherry" Dusang
"Too many to really say but, I always did enjoy the ones who thought they were ever so evil. What do the youth call them these days?" She thinks a few moments then smiles as she says, "Ahh yes, posers. Every now and again something in this new day and age is actually half decent."

She looks at their mushroom and turns into a bat, the bat flaps around with it and then buries it before coming back to the chair and becoming Lady Sheridan again. "Didn’t really need that one, shall we continue our lovely stroll?"
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Move to C5 and restore the path. Not sure where yet..
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Dec 15, 2025 9:54 am
@Thalanthalas,@Ysolde: Continuing deeper into the woods, Sherry and Yola come upon an iridescent flyer, worn and torn by the elements, which reads "The Everyone Hostel: We Have Room!" On the flyer is a picture of a young Yazeba...
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You don't need to do a Bingo and linger so you can keep moving on after picking up the flyer. You can choose to show it to Yazeba later or not.

I've marked the map in different colors to show everybody's location. Blue is Yazeba's group, Green is Parish's, and Red is Sherry and Yola.


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Dec 23, 2025 5:54 am
T.H.E.M. peers over the ghostly canopy of the woods, trying to see this owl that the picture taker was looking for. But none are in flight and owls hide too well, even for the eyes of a huge, enormous monster.

Instead, they catch a whiff of another mushroom to the south. The way is blocked by a particularly dense copse of thick-trunked trees but the monster is determined to find the source of the smell and smashes through them. The trees crack and snap as they plow through, heeding only to their nose.
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Let's go south to C4!
Dec 29, 2025 11:42 am
@Redcroc: T.H.E.M.'s nose leads the huge monster to Calvatia bovista. This is a delicious white puffball mushroom that tastes great fried! It's on Parish's list!
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You may choose to do a Bingo to collect the mushroom or keep going.
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Dec 30, 2025 4:05 pm
The Huge Enormous Monster salivates at the sight of the round, white puff of mushroom. They can practically taste the creamy, marshmallow-y flavor on their tongue as they bend down to pick the fungus with surprising delicacy. Then, in a bellow of delight, they hand it to Parish and grab him in two large paws, enveloping the chef in a hug that feels like lying in a sunny meadow filled with soft cool grasses.
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Bingo to keep it: Give someone a really good hug.
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Dec 30, 2025 8:15 pm
Lady Sheridan "Sherry" Dusang
She keeps the flyer, "Oh look dear. This is fascinating, it seems that the bed and breakfast once went by a different name. Look here too Yazeba is practically young. It must have been back when we were young as well."

She smiles at the thought of those days. "I remember meeting you back then, barely a bush. Such pretty roses and deadly thorns."
Dec 31, 2025 1:32 pm
"The others are delving deeper into the woods. Come, Gertrude. Let us stay along the edges to hunt where they have yet to tread," Yazeba says, heading to the west.

After a bit, she stoops down and sweeps some of the dirt and moss aside to reveal a mushroom that looks like a harmless puffball. But the witch's eyes light up as she exclaims, "Fruitful fungus! Look closely. Most would assume that this is an ordinary puffball, but that is far from the case. This is, in fact, an incredibly toxic stalk mushroom. Aminata bisporigea, the Destroying Angel. And it's exactly what I was looking for."

Yazeba carefully collects the mushroom and stores in in her pack.
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Bingo: See something no one else could. Collect the mushroom.

@Thalanthalas,@Ysolde : Sherry and Yola are up
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Gertrude

CESNInactive for 18 days

Dec 31, 2025 2:39 pm
Gertrude
Gertrude follows Yazeba around, trying not to mess up anything while also definitely not look like a little girl lost in the forest. If she was to become a real witch, she should start ... faking it like one...
Dmbrainiac says:
This is, in fact, an incredibly toxic stalk mushroom. Aminata bisporigea, the Destroying Angel. And it's exactly what I was looking for."
"Aaa yes, yes, Ami nata bisporrr. We need this? Did you say incredibly toxic?" A multitude of scenarios where Yazeba would need something incredibly toxic run through her uneasy mind. Most of them ended with someone dead. A mystery for Heartswords's princess to solve!
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Jan 4, 2026 5:18 pm
Mr Boggs is torn between staying with Yazeba and following T.H.E.M. until he notices Parish being dragged along by the monster. Tossing aside all notions of potential danger, he rushes that way to go and help his friend. "Unhand him, you big lumbus!" He shouts, not sure if T.H.E.M. can ever hear him.

When T.H.E.M. abruptly stops to pick up a mushroom, Seth is too late to notice. He crashes into the heel of the monster with a 'thump' and falls down, knocked out cold.
OOC:
Is it possible for Boggs to have landed in C3?
Jan 7, 2026 3:47 pm
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Yes, that's fine! We'll go with you while we wait for Yola and Sherry.
When Boggs comes to a short while later, he finds himself in a different section of the forest. He rolls over and sees a large mushroom nearby: Laetiporus sp. Also known as Chicken-of-the-Woods, the bright yellow soft-flesh shelf mushroom supposedly tastes just like chicken. He remembers that Parish's list calls for three of these mushrooms.
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@TheGenerator may do a Bingo to collect the mushroom. Boggs' location is purple on the map until he rejoins another group.


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Jan 8, 2026 7:43 am
Boggs wakes up seconds after falling down. His head is swimming and vision blurry. Looking to his left he spots a beautiful rose. It would be perfect for his composition with the owl. Blinking a few times, he picks up the rose and gives it a smell.

As his vision refocuses, helped by his sense of smell, he realizes it's not a rose at all but a mushroom! He seems to remember this one being on Parish' list. "Hmm.. Suppose I'll take this with me." He says to nobody. With the shroom in his pocket he tries to find Parish again.
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Bingo: Stop and smell the roses
Jan 9, 2026 3:20 am
Yola Oleander
"Back when we were young! We're still young, just look at us full of life and unlife. Or maybe just full of spunk.

In an attempt to show off her youth Yola will "somersault" through the grass. Aka lay down and just roll gently down a slight incline before standing up a few feet away from where she started.

"Tada! Whelp, I'm winded."
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Bingo - Absolutely refusing to act my age. Rolling into D5.
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Jan 9, 2026 9:20 am
Yola has rolled herself next to another mushroom. This one is an Omphalotus illudens. It looks like a Golden Chanterelle, but upon closer inspection, Yola determines it to be instead the poisonous Jack-o'-Lantern mushroom, named after its orange coloration. It is toxic and unpleasant.
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This mushroom is not on either list, so @Thalanthalas,@Ysolde may continue on to another card.


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Jan 10, 2026 12:12 am
Lady Sheridan "Sherry" Dusang
She giggles at Yola’s antics before putting a hand to her mouth. Surely she ought not be giggling! She shook her head, "You are a lady of many talents Yola and far more mobile than any person of your type and age. Why, just look at those redwoods, all they do is stand there and look tall. Certainly not as good a companion as you."

Sherry shakes her head, "Be that as it may this is not on our list. Shall we continue into the night? She takes her friend’s hand, stinging thorns or poison hardly bother her, and trots off into the mushrooms. (D5)
Jan 12, 2026 1:02 pm
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Yola and Sherry are already on D5 so I moved them to E5.
The pair of older ladies continues on through the forest, finding a second Chicken-of-the-Woods. Just what Parish is looking for!
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Either Yola or Sherry may do a Bingo to collect the mushroom. Then Parish and T.H.E.M. may take their turn @Redcroc,@prymalfire


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Jan 12, 2026 3:51 pm
The Huge Enormous Monster ends the hug with Parish and puts him up on their shoulder on a soft mossy area with their hair like vines and roots to hold onto. The mushrooms and chef must be protected!

Then they notice their other companion is missing! Did something happen to Seth? Hopefully none of the ghosts, ghouls, or banshees in the woods were terrorizing the birder- or else they'd have T.H.E.M. to answer to!
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I'll go to D4 in search of Seth, hopefully reconnecting in columns 1,2, or 3.

I think Parish's player might be gone, but THEM can carry Parish in case the player comes back and wants to jump back in.
Jan 13, 2026 9:19 am
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Yeah, prymalfire's been inactive for a while. I'll play Parish for now.
"Whoa!" Parish cries out as T.H.E.M.'s huge, furry arms envelop him. His apprehension soon gives way at the softness of the giant monster's fur and the soothing smell of loam they give off. The little frog gives the monster a pat. "Yes, err, thank you for the hug. Oh, up I go!" He clings to T.H.E.M.'s vines as they tromp off deeper into the woods.

As they reach a new area of the woods, Parish spots what at first looks like a poisonous Jack-o'-Lantern mushroom. He hops down to take a closer look at it, though, and he is delighted to discover it is actually an oyster mushroom. Perfect for cooking! "Mmm, delicious! I can't wait to sauté this beauty here," he says as he collects the mushroom. "Good work, noble monster. Are you hungry?"

Parish reaches into his satchel and produces a delicious cinnamon bun, holding it out for T.H.E.M. to eat!
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Parish uses his chapter ability to swap the card with another face-down one (G1). Bingo: Lift everyone's spirits with the perfect snack. @CESN Gertrude may go now!

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Gertrude

CESNInactive for 18 days

Jan 13, 2026 5:11 pm
Gertrude
CESN says:
"Did you say incredibly toxic?" A multitude of scenarios where Yazeba would need something incredibly toxic run through her uneasy mind. Most of them ended with someone dead. A mystery for Heartswords's princess to solve!
Gertrude gets a bit lost in her thoughts as she plays out the new mystery she could add to her Heartswords' fanfic. A powerful evil sorceress and a toxic mushroom. Who would be killed? And the motive, you need a motive. And dragons. Was the dragon poisoned? The evil sorceress could be the sister of the evil emperor... or maybe she was the princess in the castle. Oh the twist! Maybe she poisoned the dragon to escape.
OOC:
Wandering off to B2 for now
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Jan 13, 2026 9:09 pm
Mr Boggs, still separated from the others, tries his best to find his way by moon light. "Aha!" He says, looking at the ground. "This is most definitely a footstep from that big monster." and pulls out his trusty measuring tape.

"Now, if I take the circumference of the foot, divided by the depth of the imprint, plus pi and take away the log of this root." He chucks a small log into the bushes, then looks up facing south-east and puts on his sunglasses. "Bingpot!"
OOC:
Whoopsie: Crunch the numbers
Unfortunately, the forest path leads him more south than east here, landing him in a new area once again alone.
OOC:
Going to D3
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Jan 14, 2026 9:05 am
As Gertrude wanders away from the wood's edge, a rustling in the undergrowth gets her attention. Looking up, she sees a strange deer with too many eyes and horns that seem to writhe under the moonlight. The deer snorts and paws at the ground before suddenly charging at Gertrude! She leaps out of the way as the beast runs past, suddenly vanishing into the woods.
OOC:
All face-up cards (which are just the two 10 cards) are flipped face-down and mixed up.

Meanwhile, Boggs finds himself in a small clearing where another oyster mushroom grows. This is the third and final one needed to check off Parish's and Yazeba's lists.
OOC:
Boggs can collect this mushroom with a Bingo. @Thalanthalas,@Ysolde Sherry and Yola are up again.


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Jan 14, 2026 11:38 am
Yola Oleander
"Oh did you feel that? Something just changed in these woods. I think one of our friends may have seen something they shouldn't or that didn't want to be seen. I know the plants around us have changed ever so slightly by its mere presence in these woods."

Yola looks around with a bit of awe as she feels the very nature of the forest change at the passing of an unknown to her entity.

"This is why it's fun to stay here at this Bed & Breakfast. I find it has been growing harder to find these moments of wonder like I feel now. Do you agree?
OOC:
Bingo - Piece together what's really going on.

Gertrude

CESNInactive for 18 days

Jan 15, 2026 1:10 pm
Gertrude
Gertrude turns around looking for Yazeba, confused by what just happened and, perhaps, trying to find some reassurance from the old witch. "Is that? Was that? What was that?"
OOC:
I guess our turn is done with that :)
Jan 15, 2026 6:18 pm
Lady Sheridan "Sherry" Dusang
She nods to her friend's question, "Well, my first favorite will always be having time to chat and reminisce with my best friend over tea. These moments of wonder, fun, and intrigue also add to the experience. If one is going to retire then this is the best place for it."

She looked at the path back, "Hmm, we could get trapped out here. Well, wouldn't that be a pickle."
Jan 16, 2026 11:38 am
OOC:
I'll have Sherry and Yola continue along the path they were previously taking, so moving them to F5 and then on to F6.
Continuing along their path, Yola and Sherry come upon another Golden Chanterelle mushroom. It's not one they need, so they proceed south, reaching the far edge of the woods. Here they come upon a second Chicken-of-the-Woods and collect it for Parish. He just needs one more now.

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Jan 16, 2026 11:51 am
CESN says:
Gertrude
Gertrude turns around looking for Yazeba, confused by what just happened and, perhaps, trying to find some reassurance from the old witch. "Is that? Was that? What was that?"
OOC:
I guess our turn is done with that :)
Yazeba curses as she hurries to catch up with Gertrude. "Fulminous fawns! That was Whittleshanks, the Black Deer of the Woods. You're lucky he wasn't hungry. It's because of beasts like him that I was trying to skirt along the edges of the woods and not delve too deeply!"

The old witch sighs and reaches for another cigarette, lighting it and taking a long drag. "Well, we're here now. Might as well keep going this way." She leads Gertrude to the south, pausing after a bit to peer at a bright red mushroom. "Russula sp. They call it the Sickener, for predictable reasons. Don't eat it."

She continues past this mushroom and moves even further south. Here grows another mushroom, a puffy Common Earthball. "Toxic. Ugh," Yazeba remarks as they pass it by.

Even further south, the witch pauses to examine another puffball. "Aha! Amanita bisporigera. The Destroying Angel. Now this is more like it. Very toxic, quite useful for as a poison-related spell component. But it can also be distilled in a potion as a powerful antitoxin. Some magic has two sides, either to harm or to help. The trick is understanding which side to take advantage of..."
OOC:
Bingo: Share a smidgen of magical wisdom. Either Boggs or T.H.E.M. may take their turn next.
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