The Midnight Mushroom Hunt

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Jan 30, 2026 11:37 am
Gertrude flees towards the edge of the woods, but in her panic, she doesn't notice the enormous shape lurking in the trees above until she's almost directly under it. Then it lets loose a terrifying shriek and spreads its black wings wide. The thing is a monstrous, crow-like creature with horribly human hands and feet, and a second, smiling human face atop where its beak should be. But it has no beak, only a gaping maw filled with jagged teeth and dripping with foul saliva.

The monster takes flight, its shadow falling over Gertrude as it flies to the east. It passes over Yazeba, who pales at the sight of it. "Fetid feathers! It's... the Jeckerynne!"

The monstrous bird spies its quarry, descending abruptly from above and landing in a crouch near Parish and his companions, kicking up a cloud of dirt and grass with the impact of its enormous form. "Parrrissssh..." it hisses, drawing out the word. "I have been watching you since you arrived beneath these benighted boughs..."

Parish's green skin goes pale and he takes a step back. "Zounds! It can't be! I thought you long gone!"

The Jeckerynne snarls. "It's been some time, hasn't it? Since our battle before the advent of the Wicker War. The Codest Bell sounded before either of us could prevail. I was forced to flee to the darkest corners of the world, hunted by the Starving King and his pack of shadows. It was in those wretched hours that I lost all sight of who I once was and what I could have been. I became this... and it's all... your... fault..."
OOC:
Now comes the Jeckerynne! Parish can do a Bingo to scare it away, but if he decides to let bygones be beygones, it'll follow us home as a guest. It's up to you all what you want to do...

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Vermi

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Jan 30, 2026 2:24 pm
Vermi
The small mushroom kid waddles up behind the scary creature, unaware of any possible danger. This is something they have never seen before. Would it taste good? In the assumption that this creature is edible and is indeed going bad, they make a cooing noise and bite down on one of its toes.
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Whoopsie: Put the wrong thing in my mouth
Feb 2, 2026 7:58 pm
The Jeckerynne squawks and stomps. "Skraaaw! Whose minuscule myceloid is this?" The creature shakes its foot vigorously, dislodging Vermi and tossing the child across the clearing. Fortunately, the tiny mushroom lands softly in a bed of fallen leaves.
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If anybody else wants to react including Gertrude, Yola, or Sherry, they may. Either way I’ll post for Parish tomorrow morning.

Gertrude

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Feb 3, 2026 9:25 am
Gertrude
Gertrude freezes in panic as the big bird ... person... thing drops from the trees just in front of her. This forest is too creepy! What would the princess in Hearthsword do? ooooh no, where did Yazeba go? She can save us with her magic. Wait! Magic. Yazeba would do magic! Being too scared to think straight, Gertrude tries to remember some spell and, shaking, summons some magic light to herself. The Jeckerynne, caught by surprise, is affected by the magical aura and starts to sneeze, more likely from the dust raised by the spell than the spell itself.
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Bingo: Work a tiny magic
Feb 3, 2026 3:30 pm
Parish takes a deep breath. If he had still been a human knight, young and brash, he likely would brandish his weapon at this twisted creature and scare it away with a shout and a threat. But he is a frog now, not to mention older and wiser. Instead of a monster, he sees just another lost soul, nursing an ancient hurt. Perhaps his past actions lead to the creation of the Jeckerynne, perhaps not. But it takes a bigger man, or frog, to offer a hand in friendship than to raise one in anger.

"Listen, Jeck. Can I call you Jeck?" Parish begins. "I can't imagine what you've gone through all these years. The pain of your transformation, the loss of your identity, the isolation. But now that you've found me and my friends, you don't need to go it alone anymore. We come from a place nearby, a bed and breakfast. The owner is a powerful witch named Yazeba. She might know of a way to help you.

"I can't promise she can restore you to the person you were before, but perhaps she can help in other ways. And I want to help you, too. So, what do you say, Jeck? Are you willing to let bygones be bygones?"


The Jeckerynne blinks. It leans in close and sniffs at Parish, as if trying to smell deception on him. The creature squawks and ruffles its feathers. "Bygones be bygones? Skraawk! Very well. I shall tolerate your offer for the time being. I will linger near this 'bed and breakfast' anon and see if this witch of hers is worth her salt. But be warned, should this be some sort of trick, I shall devour you whole and feast on your despair!"

The Jeckerynne flaps its mighty wings and takes to the air, flying off to the B&B to await your return. Parish lets out a long, shaky breath. He hopes he hasn't just made a big mistake...
OOC:
The Jeckerynne has joined the B&B as a Guest! Anybody who wants to post may do so to get the mushroom hunt back on track. :)

Gertrude

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Feb 4, 2026 9:11 am
Gertrude
After catching her breath, Gertrude looks at Parish as if he were a shinning knights who just rescued her from a tower. So this is how real knights do it! No swords, no fight. She needs to had this to her fanfic. A dashing knight side-kick to help her wizard initiate princess overcome the evil emperor. But first...

"Is it... it is going to be save going bac... Is the B&B going to be ok?"
OOC:
This risks dragging the chapter for a bit longer, but we are still missing some mushrooms and a pair of goblins, so I think she will drift towards F1 if that's ok
Feb 4, 2026 3:20 pm
Yazeba lights yet another cigarette and takes a long drag as she follows Gertrude. "The B&B abides. I've dealt with worse riffraff than that foul feathered fiend. Still, I'll keep an eye on it. Two eyes, in fact."

Gertrude comes across a Calvatia giantea. The enormous Giant Puffball mushroom is big enough to serve as the centerpiece of a whole feast! Parish is looking for one of these beauties!
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Gertrude

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Feb 5, 2026 11:47 am
Gertrude
Gertrude nods confidently as Yazeba guarantees she can handle that creature. She walks up to Parish and, after some hesitation, puts her hand on his shoulder. "That was truly heroic. That, what you did. There, back there."
Dmbrainiac says:
Parish is looking for one of these beauties!
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I guess we already have one sowe don't need this one, but I will bingo: give a genuinely sweet compliment. Parish deserved that and can take the mushroom if he wishes, leaving F/G5 as the only way out.
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Feb 6, 2026 2:02 pm
Mr Boggs takes advantage of the situation by making more pictures for his collection. Wow! He thinks while adjusting the zoom. A walking little mushroom and a scary bird person creature! The clicking of the camera shutter is quite obvious behind Parish.

"Boy, Parish. You sure do make friends easily." Seth says. "But have you considered the consequences of your actions just now? Yazeba will have to find room for that big bird. And I suppose for this cuddly fella here too!" He points to T.H.E.M. with his thumb. "That's going to be a bit of a task even for her."
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Whoopsie: Explain a logistical complexity
"Perhaps we should try and find the others. The clouds seem to be getting heavier and obscuring the moonlight." He encourages his friends. "Perhaps that way?"
OOC:
We can head south to F4
Feb 6, 2026 3:16 pm
Parish blushes a deeper shade of green at Gertrude's praise. "Pshaw! I merely did what anybody else would have done in the situation." But his chest is puffed out a little bit more, and he can't help but grin. The frog waves off Boggs' concerns. "Zeebs will figure it out. Like the sign out front says, 'Room for Everyone.'"

He bends down and scoops up the little Vermi so the mushroom child doesn't get lost, and the group wanders south, coming across a second Death Head's mushroom.
OOC:
Yazeba needs this mushroom so somebody can do a Bingo to collect it. Four more mushrooms left to find. Anybody who wants to post next may do so. :D

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Feb 7, 2026 2:47 pm
The Huge Enormous Monster grumbles and gesticulates to Seth, attempting to explain that they are planning on staying outside the B&B until making a house of their own. They assume they made themselves clear despite everyone's confused looks.

Then T.H.E.M. smells the sweet smell of death coming from the mushroom and snatches it up between large, log-like fingers. Parish indicates that Yazeba needs this for her potions and they lope off into the forest, crashing into - and through - trees to deliver the deadly fungus.
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Bingo: Smash through an obstacle
Feb 12, 2026 1:16 pm
"Come along, Gertrude," Yazeba says, leading the young witch-in-training south to the far edge of the forest. Here, they come upon a second sickener mushroom which Yazeba collects. "Very good. I just need one more mushroom now to complete my list. Keep your eyes open for a Lion's Mane."
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Gertrude

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Feb 12, 2026 5:29 pm
Gertrude
"Ah yes, right. One more mushroom. Lion's mane. Eye open" Gertrude follows Yazeba to the edge of the forest. She won't want to miss any important witch lesson Yazeba might have for her... or be too far if Whittleshanks shows up again ... hungry...
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Feb 13, 2026 1:44 am
Yola Oleander
The perfect opportunity to pull put that bottle and share a round of drinks while simply enjoying being in the forest. Taking it all in with her friend Yola let's her roots dive into the earth and relaxes.
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Whoopsie - Rest my old roots.
Feb 14, 2026 10:47 pm
The Huge Enormous Monster charges through the woods, smashing through large trees like they are hardly there, eager to find more mushrooms!
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Bingo: Smash through an obstacle

Heading to F3!
Feb 16, 2026 12:57 pm
T.H.E.M. knocks down trees with reckless abandon as he barrels through the benighted woods. As foliage falls around the monster, they come upon the last mushroom Parish is looking for--the King Boletus, a delicious source of protein!
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Just one more mushroom left to find!
Feb 16, 2026 9:12 pm
T.H.E.M. hadn't noticed, but as they had rushed past him, the strap of his camera got caught onto a branch stuck in the monster's fur. Clinging on for dear life, Mr. Boggs was thus dragged through the forest at break-neck speeds. When his huge friend finally stopped, Seth needed a minute to get his bearings back. Dizzy from the ride he collapses into a, luckily soft, wild flowerbed. The scent of flowers fills his nostrils.
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Bingo: stop and smell the roses
When the dizziness finally ends he opens his eyes and stands up slowly. "My what a ride!" He checks his camera. To his relief it's still intact. But perhaps it's time to stop tempting the spirits of these woods before something really bad happens!

"Parish. I think we need to think about heading back to the B&B." He looks around to get a sense of direction. Up ahead, to the south he notices the trees are a bit more sparse. "I think that might be the edge of the woods." He says pointing south.
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Go down to G3
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Feb 17, 2026 1:40 pm
Seth indeed comes to the edge of the woods. And there, waiting to be collected, is a mushroom that resembles a mane of fur growing emerging from a tree. It's the Lion's Mane, the final mushroom you need to find here!
OOC:
I fudged this one's location a little bit, but I think we've been on this chapter long enough so it's a good time to wrap it up! Everybody can make a post describing how you head back to the B&B, and I'll make a final post to end this chapter tomorrow or the day after.
Feb 19, 2026 2:11 pm
The Huge Enormous Monster carefully snags the strap of Seth's camera and gingerly hands it back to him, looking sheepishly at the scuffed device. They sigh a deep sonorous apology that sounds like shifting earth and stones.

With the mushrooms collected, they could look forward to many tasty meals from Parish. Yes, such things took time but T.H.E.M. didn't mind waiting. They would stay close to the B&B so that the smells and sounds would keep them from falling back into the forest slumber. Maybe they could even make a house nearby!

Gertrude

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Feb 20, 2026 11:38 am
Gertrude
Gertrude tags along Yazeba, mostly keeping to herself and trying to copy and learn as much from the powerful witch as she could. Once they make it to the edge of the woods, she checks the list and counts the mushrooms. It seems like they got all of them and, above all, made it alive through the haunted woods. Gertrude gives a sigh of relief as she realizes she is finally safe. This witchcraft business is more dangerous than she had expected. After all, she had only ever seen Yazeba behind her desk. But now, she does wonder what witchy business Yazeba is up to all these days she spends locked away from everyone.

"So, I know Parish can craft a delicious rissotto from these, by what would a witch craft from this list?" Her timid voice is barely audible above echoes of the wood's strange wildlife as she tries to probe the witch for more knowledge. She wasn't so sure becoming a witch was a good choice while she faced the dangers in the woods, but now that she made it out of this adventure, she is surer than ever that this was the right choice.

At that realization, she takes one last look back into the dark shadows between the trees. There, in the darkness, she makes out two shiny eyes and the reflection of the moonlight in the huge twisted horns of the Black Deer of the Woods. The creature stood there, motionless, watching them. Maybe it had come to see them out safely. Maybe it was its way of saying goodbye.
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