Seth recalled an idiom he had learned from Bob.
"It isn't rocket surgery."
As he inspected the para-jet, he surmised he had finally learned practical "rocket surgery" was. It had in his mind only existed as theoretical until he beheld the science distilled into tangible form.
If he had any appreciation of aesthetics, it would have indicated to him how incredibly stupid a thing he was about to do. But apart from not understanding aesthetics, he also was incapable of feeling fear.
Seth had never worked on a compact fusion drive before. R-Grade technicians were too valuable to was on deathtraps. Still nuclear fusion was the same principle no matter the scale. The math was easy, he was not human, the numbers simply fell into place.
"Lloyd, your poster advertises this skiff moves at 2.2 kilometers per second. Judging by the power cells and its mass relative to the tidal forces. I am certain its V Max speed is significantly higher."
Lloyd stared at the android like he was from another planet.
But Seth, knowing what he did, showed Lloyd what he meant after setting the new course record.
In the middle of the course, the Eye of the Storm, in the period of calm Seth sent Bob a video. The Para-Jet was without a doubt a repurposed nuclear torpedo. It had been repurposed, but that didn't change the what of it. Seth knew, that Bob knew exactly what he was standing on. He wrote a caption on the video.
"On a Date with Dr. STRANGELOVE." He cut the video as he neared the opposite stormwall, the lense focused on a sheer wall of glass and crackling dwarf lightning approaching at ~5 kilometers per second.
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Not knowing what glass surfing is in reality I will let you imagine what it is.
Seth, having faster reactions than any human could possibly muster and no fear simply exploits physics. The threat is the storm slowing you. Going fast never killed anyone. Sudden decelleration kills most of the time. But don't go so fast that your craft disintegrates.
I also find it quite humorous that Lloyd is in possession of enough Hydrogen bombs to shatter a planet and doesn't even realize it.
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