Jan 15, 2026 1:20 am
Alex rolls over, stretches, and begins preparing for his morning ablutions. A quiet, peaceful night is nothing to be ignored, he thinks. Maybe the road won't be so bad—so long as it doesn't rain!. Alex shudders at the thought of mud getting into his tunic, or worse, his smallclothes. Rubbing his eyes as he extracts himself, he starts his morning ablutions. Washing his face, brushing his teeth with a twig, checking his possessions, including the various weapons he has secreted on his body.
After packing his bedroll, Alex eyes his hides with askance. They are uncomfortable, stiff, and smelly. Oh for a proper ox hide set, he mentally laments. As Alex sighs and makes his way to his armor, his thoughts are most rudely interrupted by the younger guard from yesterday—the fox-killer.
Oho! It seems that the Mistress of Good Fortune has heard my prayers. Well, M'lady, I shall dare all, and trust in the Lady.*
Alex turns slowly to the younger guard. "Are you, perchance, talking to me, my good sir." Alex vocally enunciates the word "good" with the barest hint of sarcasm. "I am both honored and surprised. Honored that you recognize my cutting wit and risible turns of phrase." At this, Alex performs a shallow bow, never taking his eyes off of the guard's eyes. The eyes telegraph the movement; that is what my fencing instructor always said. While slightly bent over, Alex draws a couple of copper coins from his pouch, which is nowhere near his dagger, thankfully.
Straightening up, Alex continues "I am surprised, in that you had the mental acuity to discern the humor in the first place. Your mien and demeanor both speak more to the puissance of your musculature—especially between your organs of aural receptivity!"
Alex starts one coin dancing in his hands; around his fingers, between his knuckles, sliding across his wrist, Alex attempts to keep the coin moving. Then he adds a second.
"Touch your dagger? My dear sir, is that what the youth are calling it these days? What an unfortunate euphemism. I shall have you know—in no uncertain terms, mind you—that I much prefer to sheathe my dagger. If you would like your gear touched, there are plenty of people in the dock ward who would be willing for a nib or two." Alex keeps the one-handed coin juggling going on, leaving his other hand relaxed, but close enough to his weapons should things go awry.
"As for the slip of metal in your hands, my good man," once again, Alex slightly stresses the word "good", playing more to his companions, the ranger, and Master Jacob, than to the oaf who accused him. "I have perfectly serviceable weapons of my own. Those, I would be happy to show you if you wish", Alex says with a wide grin.
Finesse with advantage (as entertainer) and Influence ("captivating performance") rolled below. Hopefully good rolls. If not, well Tymora favors bold, non-suicidal risks!
After packing his bedroll, Alex eyes his hides with askance. They are uncomfortable, stiff, and smelly. Oh for a proper ox hide set, he mentally laments. As Alex sighs and makes his way to his armor, his thoughts are most rudely interrupted by the younger guard from yesterday—the fox-killer.
The Younger Guard says:
You! Funny man! Tell me! Now! Did you touch my gear last night?!"Alex turns slowly to the younger guard. "Are you, perchance, talking to me, my good sir." Alex vocally enunciates the word "good" with the barest hint of sarcasm. "I am both honored and surprised. Honored that you recognize my cutting wit and risible turns of phrase." At this, Alex performs a shallow bow, never taking his eyes off of the guard's eyes. The eyes telegraph the movement; that is what my fencing instructor always said. While slightly bent over, Alex draws a couple of copper coins from his pouch, which is nowhere near his dagger, thankfully.
Straightening up, Alex continues "I am surprised, in that you had the mental acuity to discern the humor in the first place. Your mien and demeanor both speak more to the puissance of your musculature—especially between your organs of aural receptivity!"
Alex starts one coin dancing in his hands; around his fingers, between his knuckles, sliding across his wrist, Alex attempts to keep the coin moving. Then he adds a second.
"Touch your dagger? My dear sir, is that what the youth are calling it these days? What an unfortunate euphemism. I shall have you know—in no uncertain terms, mind you—that I much prefer to sheathe my dagger. If you would like your gear touched, there are plenty of people in the dock ward who would be willing for a nib or two." Alex keeps the one-handed coin juggling going on, leaving his other hand relaxed, but close enough to his weapons should things go awry.
"As for the slip of metal in your hands, my good man," once again, Alex slightly stresses the word "good", playing more to his companions, the ranger, and Master Jacob, than to the oaf who accused him. "I have perfectly serviceable weapons of my own. Those, I would be happy to show you if you wish", Alex says with a wide grin.
OOC:
DM, Alex is doing his best to simultaneously confuse and cow the oafish brute by a two-pronged approach of biting wit and dexterous prowess. If this gets ugly, Alex believes he is far enough from the oaf to get one (if not two) throws in before he has to draw his short sword and engage in melee. However, he is hoping that the guard, face or otherwise, will take just enough time to process both Alex's words and actions so that his boss, Master Jacob, will step in and tell him to get to work.Finesse with advantage (as entertainer) and Influence ("captivating performance") rolled below. Hopefully good rolls. If not, well Tymora favors bold, non-suicidal risks!
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One of the actual prayers to the lady, at least per some sites.
Last edited January 15, 2026 1:22 am
Rolls
Secret Roll
Influence (Charm & Intimidate via Performance) - (1d20+4, RA)
(18) + 4 = 22


