DarK_RaideR says:
Which is to say, things get even more unpleasant once the group are yet again knee deep in water.
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or, neck deep for the vertically challenged
As much as his first boat ride made him fall in love with the water, this bloody mire is making him hate it. Turning his naive search for adventure into a personal grudge. He trudges along, miserable, cold, his water filled boots putting blisters on his blisters. Knowing that he's slowing down the whole group hurts his pride even more. When Aldeera points out the cave, it takes all his strength to remain calm. Those little blue cretins look feeble enough for even a little gnome to rough up. He indulges himself in a bit of heroic fantasy; striding out like a mighty warrior, demanding they surrender, then humbling them with a stunning display of martial prowess. He grins, then sighs. Even these two pathetic blue wretches would likely beat him to a pulp. Or worse.
But smarts? These two don't seem the deep thinking type. Constantine is sure he can outsmart them.
"I have an idea" he whipers to the group,
"as cowardly as these two appear, they won't be scared of a soggy gnome, all alone in this murky slop. I can barely keep moving. They've already heard something, let it be me. I'll just walk right out into plain view, and pretend I'm lost. Ask them for help. I'll make enough noise to cover for you to move into position, and grab them!"
He points to the path he'll take and the ambush point as he talks.
"They don't look smart, but they have to know something"
Last edited February 28, 2026 5:04 pm