[ +- ] ✂️ Dapper Unfortunate Souls
👿👿👿👿 4 UNFORTUNATE SOULS
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The
B☢️BMSHELLS work together to defend the boat! Their attacks are mostly harmless, but Murasaki focuses completely on attacking!
As she rams into the spider legs, the boat is deflected upward. The bow strikes the underbelly and cracks form—splitting the cauldron into four!
The quarter-cauldrons each wear a face and start seven feet tall on spindly legs. Purple steam billows from each "head" and solidifies to form bulky elastic arms!
The Purple Cauldron introduces himself to you—or themselves, as four distorted voices speak in unison:
We are Four Unfortunate Souls for whom Hell wasn’t good enough. So we left Hell in search of a new eternal home. Your zombified bodies will do nicely.
Prepare to meet your makers.
One quarter-cauldron hops aboard your boat. Purple water pours from his head, rinsing the boat free of fairy dust. The boat plunges into the liquid at the bottom of the volcano—
—which luckily for you is no longer acidic!
Gong-Ju falls from the boat into the water. She’s in her mermaid form. The quarter cauldron before her becomes a purple merman.
I am King Shiton. I demand you offer me your mortal form without a fight.OOC:
Gong-Ju, ㊙️SHIELD HIS FLOUNDERING MAGIC WITH YOUR TRIDENT!
• On a 💢
MISS, you not only get hurt, but your attack will be nerfed this turn.
(NERFED = You need a 💥💥
COMBO or better to harm a foe.)
Casey is flung from the boat and onto an intestine-waterslide. She slides down a corkscrew curve while a quarter-cauldron grows to an immense size. Its gorilla hand is as large as the damsel’s entire body!
I am King George. Blondes in red dresses are like hot dogs with that mustard people pass to each other through limousine windows. If I’m to possess a snack such as yourself, I think I’ll chew on you a bit to savor the flavor.OOC:
Casey, 🕹️DODGE HIS GRABBY HAND BY SLIDING AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
• On a 💢
MISS, you not only get hurt, but your attack will be nerfed as long as you are held in George’s giant hand.
(NERFED = You need a 💥💥
COMBO or better to harm a foe.)
• Also, per
button-mash you
can’t get a second action unless you only use buttons (㊙️ and/or ☢️). If you don’t want to lose your attack, you can simply
not defend and use ㊙️+☢️ to attack twice. If the first attack is a 💥
HIT or 💥💥
COMBO, the second attack will not be nerfed.
Diamond is out of the boat. But then, she can fly, so it’s really not a problem. What might be problematic is that the quarter-cauldron is a boy with a bottle of bright green liquid in hand and
two 30-Liter bottles strapped to his back. One bottle contains So-So Soda. The other, little white candies branded as
Methos.
Both bottles are connected to a tube. A ripcord opens both at one—liquid pours through the tube, up into the Methos bottle, and FOOM! The purple boy flies—rocketing himself straight at the fairy princess!
I am King Dink! I’ll make you drink! It’ll make you tall and big and plump as a pig!OOC:
Diamond, 🕹️DON’T GET BOTTLED!
• On a 💢
MISS or a 💥
HIT, you grow to a whopping FIVE-FOOT-THREE!
(At FIVE-FOOT-THREE, you can’t fly or use the 🕹️.)
• Also, you get hurt on a 💢
MISS from the glass shattering around you as you grow inside the bottle.
Murasaki remains on the boat, and finds herself standing toe to toe with a purple pirate.
I am Captain Buzzard. Show me your moves!
The captain holds out his rapier and waits.
OOC:
Murasaki, instead of defending normally, 🕹️USE A SECRET MOVE THAT YOU HAVE NOT YET USED!
• On a
💥HIT, the Captain will counterattack your next attack if the attack is also a 💥
HIT.
• On a 💢
MISS, you get hurt and take double damage if your attack is a 💥
HIT.
• On a 💥💥
COMBO, the Captain will fail to counter attack. If your attack is a 💥
HIT, you will inflict double damage against the captain!
