The Longest Night of the Year

May 11, 2025 4:54 pm
"Hello?" Gertrude whispered as she came out of here room wrapped in her blanket like a big poncho. "Anyone awake?" She wanted to find other people, but she didn't want to yell and wake everyone up. Especially not Yazeba! Things were scary enough as it is. When there was no answer she decided to head to the kitchen. Perhaps one of Percy's cookies or a cup of milk would soothe her.
Gert

She saw movement out of the corner of her eyes and shined a light on it. "Sal?" She asked quietly, but there was nobody there. Must have been her imagination.
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May 12, 2025 1:40 am
Amelie’s sensors could hear a pin drop in a room full of one thousand typing monkeys. But they do not hear Gertrude, for they are experiencing a strange sense of wonder about flying with Wren Snow.

The robo-maid dusts the piano… a silent duty best suited for the night, normally, but FeatherBuster accidentally brushes against the keys, playing a trill strikingly similar to a tune stored in the maid-bot’s vast memory bank. Amelia likes the tune, and softly sings to herself.

"Two hearts… living in just. One. Mind…"
OOC:
I’ll choose 2♥️.
May 12, 2025 2:38 am
Edmund Wakeman could not sleep. The spirits that haunted him whispered and cheered for the longest night. They had drawn him back to the B&B like a spider in a web so that they might cavort with the creatures of the inky dark Night Danse.

They told him none of this though and let him wallow in his misery at thoughts of his extinct Elaine. Until at last he fled his rented room into the trecherous halls of the witch's house.
OOC:
I'll pick K❤️
May 12, 2025 8:51 am
Hey Kid had been woken up from a deep sleep by a trio of whines and scratching at the bedroom door. Dog, Dog, n'Dog barked and growled, their ears flat against their heads. "Really, boys? You gotta go potty now?" the young demon had sighed, groggily trudging to the door. But when they opened it, Dog, Dog, n'Dog had taken off at a run, disappearing into the darkened halls of the B&B!

"Farts afoul!" Hey Kid had cursed, emulating Yazeba's style of exclamation. And so they had set off after their beloved pets, clad only in their Neutron Gal jammies.

But tonight seemed darker and more mysterious than most nights. There was a strange tension in the air, and the twisting halls of the Bed & Breakfast had seemingly changed into an endless labyrinth. Of Dog, Dog, n'Dog, there was no sign.

So now Hey Kid creeps quietly through the darkness, trying to regulate their breathing, eyes and ears alert...
OOC:
I'll choose 4♥️
May 13, 2025 4:46 am
Edmund knew that it was pointless to endeavor back to his room. The only way was forward into the maw of the hungry shadows lurking in every corner. He steeled his nerves as a heavy sigh echoed from deep within his breast. The opening strains of the Night Danse had been struck and he headed forward to play his part.
OOC:
Bingo: Heave a heavy sigh before getting to work.

Draw for a Black Omen
May 13, 2025 6:58 am
Gertrude decided to stick to her plan. The kitchen was where she wanted to go. She needed those cookies badly. Even if the long dark hallway in front of her looked like the gaping maw of a giant wolf. She'll just close her eyes and walk to the stairway, leaving the laundry room behind her. As she walked forward down the hall, she closed her eyes and thought Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies, ... like she was trying to manifest them.
Gert
OOC:
Whoopsie: Put your Greatest Desire above all else
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May 13, 2025 8:37 am
OOC:
Edmund's Black Omen: Six of Clubs, Queen of Clubs
@Redcroc: It's too quiet, and your thoughts are racing. Tell everyone what's keeping you up tonight, or add 3 Index cards to the Night Danse pile.
OOC:
Gertrude's Red Omen: Seven of Spades, King of Hearts
Gertrude wanders through the halls for a few minutes, but it isn't long before she sees a figure walking towards her. It's Edmund Wakeman, the horror author. It seems he couldn't sleep either...
OOC:
Edmund and Gertrude are now together!
May 13, 2025 10:27 am
Amelie might have heard distant footsteps, but they have a job to do, and guests do not care for nosey robo-maids checking on the hall when they get up to use the washroom.
OOC:
WHOOPSIE!
⚡️ Refuse to diverge from my programming.

Pick a card! Any (Omen) card!
May 13, 2025 11:24 pm
Edmund is awake this night as doubts and regrets swirl through his mind at the things he did or did not do while he still had his elegant Elaine. At the same time, his spirits harangue him, feeding into the doubts that already lurk in the shadows of his mind.
May 14, 2025 7:02 am
OOC:
Red Omen: Ten of Diamonds, Six of Diamonds, Six of Hearts, Seven of Hearts, Nine of Hearts, Nine of Spades, Two of Diamonds, Jack of Hearts, Three of Hearts, Two of Spades, Ace of Hearts.
As Amelie continues their sweep of the hallway, they suddenly stumble upon a parade of terrifying, shadowy creatures that have emerged from behind the Bed & Breakfast's wallpaper! Unlike Ichor, these beings seem to be of a more sinister bent as they caper and cavort towards the robot!
OOC:
There are 11 cards in the Night Danse pile. Going around one at a time, each player does one of the actions below. Each time they do, remove two cards from the pile. Once you’ve emptied the pile, shuffle all the cards that were in the Night Danse pile back into the deck. So that's five actions total. I'll start us off, then each of you can take one of the actions, and I'll do the fifth one to wrap it up!
On the walls, they dance. A slender shadow with too many elbows twirls with the grace of a marionette. Another lurches after it, all knees and teeth, its silhouette jerking in a manic waltz. There’s one with a stovepipe hat and a spine like a broken rake, doffing its head to invisible music as it lurches in time. They cackle—high, cracked laughter that sounds like icicles snapping off eaves, or spoons clinking in empty teacups.
OOC:
@Legendary_Sidekick: If your character is in the scene, you can choose to:
+ Do a Whoopsie, to no avail.
+ Do a Bingo, to no avail.

@TheGenerator,@Redcroc: If your character isn’t in the scene, you can choose to:
+ Describe the shadows on the walls, cackling and dancing.
+ Describe the light in the window, turning and capering.
+ Describe the banging of the radiator.
+ Describe the creaking of the house.
+ Describe the scrabbling of claws.
+ Describe one of the horrible creatures that dances in the Night Danse (less is more!)
May 14, 2025 10:48 am
Amelie the maid-bot can see in the dark. But these sinister shadows prompt her to feel fear, as humans do, according to their vast database.

The robo-maid tries to use pyrotech to alleviate this sudden case of The Willie’s.
OOC:
🔥 Start a warm and comforting flame..?
✨FLICK?✨

✨FLICK?✨

✨FLICK?✨FLICK?✨FLICK?✨FLICK?✨FLICK…


"Me oh my..?"
May 14, 2025 11:56 am
The radiator in the hallway knocks and thumps. It bangs a staccato rhythm. At times it beats like a guilty heart unable to escape itself and at other times it races like fearful footsteps fleeing down the hallway. And then it bangs loudly like a ravenous monster eager for a victim as the Night Danse capers on.
May 14, 2025 9:51 pm
Gertrude, eyes still closed, hears the creaking of the house. Not just the boards under her feet. The whole house is suddenly sounding like a wooden ship in rough seas. She swallows but is determined to keep going. Until...

"AAHH!" She lets out a short shriek, but stifles it by putting both hands on her mask. She bumped into something that should not be where it is! With fear running through her entire body, she slowly opens one eye.
Gert

"Mister Wakeman???" She breathes a sigh of relief. "What are you doing up at this hour?" She asks while at the same time thinking Actually with a name like Wake-Man, it's not so surprising that they would be awake. "Boy am I glad to see you! This house is creeping me out. Anyway, I'm going down to the kitchen for some cookies. You can come if you're not gonna be a nark about it to Yazeba."
May 15, 2025 3:16 pm
Claws scrabble across the walls, the floor, the ceiling around Amelie. Scritching, scratching, scampering. A feeling of dread settles over the maid—

—and then, abruptly, the parade vanishes. The Night Danse has moved on, for now, but there is still a lot of night ahead...
May 16, 2025 2:26 am
As the Night Danse wends its way past them and then vanishes, Edmund replies to Gertrude. "Indeed it is I," he says with a bow. "I am usually awake at this time as I find it is best for ruminating upon the... darker side of existence."

He quirks an eyebrow at her admission of malfeasance. But he himself has often indulged in late night snacking and so gestures for her to lead the way. "I will join you in your walk to the kitchen. And worry not, for I am not one to 'squeal.' In fact, I am a deep, dark well where others may cast their secrets without fear of discovery."
May 16, 2025 7:48 am
Meanwhile, in another part of the B&B, Hey Kid continues to walk alone, looking for Dog, Dog, n'Dog. "Here, boys! Where could they be?" they ask aloud, but only silence answers. In the corner of their vision, things stir and writhe in the shadows, but Hey Kid pays them no mind. They're growing up into too much of a Cool Kid to be worried, even if the night is dark and full of terrors...
OOC:
Bingo: Glide past a problem on devil-may-care charisma. Black Omen: King of Spades.
That's when Hey Kid realizes something grim, in the darkness and the cold...
OOC:
The Omen indicates I should ask another player what in their character's life is going to come to a conclusion soon. So I'll ask @TheGenerator about Gertrude. >:)
May 16, 2025 10:45 am
✨FLICK!🔥
OOC:
BINGO 🔥 Start a warm and comforting flame.
Picking a card.
Much to Amelie’s relief, their warm glow lights the room. No creepy shadows dancing about. Nothing to see here. Moving along…

The maid-bot whistles while they work.

"Foo-fee, foop-foo, fwoop, fwoo, foo?"
May 16, 2025 1:29 pm
OOC:
Black Omen: 3 of Clubs, 7 of Hearts, Jack of Spades.
As Amelie strides through the hall by the light of their flame, they realize something upsetting, in the darkness and the cold.
OOC:
@Legendary_Sidekick, ask another player what their character is keeping secret from everyone. 2 cards added to Night Danse pile.
May 16, 2025 2:09 pm
OOC:
@Redcroc, Amelie is technically* asking what Edmund is keeping secret from everyone. (*Technically is how robots ask.)
Amelie suddenly becomes suspicious. They remotely connect their vision to the security cameras in the halls—which were installed after Amelie developed a love for photography, and there are so many moments that happen in the public areas of the B&B, it’s nice to get them on film…

But—!

…for the first time, Amelie is using the cameras for their intended purpose. For she is feeling insecure.

"Aha," she says to the empty room. "This Edmund Wakeman is awake. That is to be expected from a man named Edmund Wakeman, but what is unexpected is his shadows outnumber his surrounding light sources. Perhaps the shadows on the wall are connected."

ODDS OF DANCING SHADOWS ON THE WALL BEING CONNECTED TO A MAN WITH MANY SHADOWS = 50.0%

ODDS OF THAT BEING A HIGHLY AMAZING COINCIDENCE = 50.0%


"…"

ANALYZING . . .
SEARCHING FOR SECRETS . . .
1 SECRETS FOUND
May 16, 2025 2:34 pm
Gert
"I knew I could count on you, Mr. Wakeman!" She strides on towards the kitchen. Now that she's not alone anymore, things don't seem as scary. Though there are A LOT of shadows about. Must be light reflecting off of the windows or something.

For a split second she stiffens, thinking that red eyes are watching her. But when she takes another look, she notices it's just a blinking red light in the upper corner of the hallway. Probably one of Amelie's contraptions. She shrugs and carries on.

When she gets to the stairs leading down, she looks around. No Yazeba in sight. Great! She's always wanted to do this! "Hey Mr. Wakeman. Have you ever done this before?" She asks and hops her bum up onto the stair's railing to slide down it. She had seen Hey Kid do it plenty of times and get yelled at plenty of times because of it too. Now it was her time. With way more confidence that she should have right now, she glides her way down.
OOC:
Bingo: Show off a cool skill nobody knew you had
OOC:
Dmbrainiac says:
The Omen indicates I should ask another player what in their character's life is going to come to a conclusion soon.
I think Gertrude realizes that she won't be a teenager anymore soon. Surrounded by so many grown-ups she is aware of the fact that she too will have to take on responsibilities and do grown-up things.

In her deepest self it scares her to death! She hasn't even really figured out how to be a teenager yet. No way she's ready to be an adult.
May 17, 2025 5:37 am
Edmund smiles wanly at Gertrude as he recalls the tragic consequences meted out to some of those who have come to rely on him.

He is unaware of the carmine eye of Amelie's camera watching and probing him, instead lost in his own memories.

The next thing he realizes, Gertrude is calling his name and then sliding daringly down the bannister to the first floor. His mouth opens to call out "Be careful!" but no words escape.

Instead, he sees that a spirit of woe has rushed ahead of Gertrude on the stairs and has maliciously weakened the bannister supports. Its gnarled talons have scored and scratched the wood, causing it to buckle and break as Gertrude slides to the end, ready to dismount onto the first floor landing.

He rushes to the top of the stairs just in time to see Gertrude crash to the ground amidst the broken shards of the bannister.
OOC:
Edmund's secret is that his evil spirits manifested before Elaine died. And he worries that he caused her death.

Also, Bingo: Watch in horror as the spectres that haunt me cause needless destruction.
May 19, 2025 6:41 am
OOC:
Black Omen: 4 of Diamonds, 9 of Diamonds, [b]Ace of Spades[/B]
As the banister breaks and Gertrude tumbles, the dark shadows lengthen and begin to dance and cavort about. A horde of bizarre phantoms emerge. The Night Danse has come!
OOC:
There are only 4 cards in the Night Danse pile right now, so let's keep this to just Edmund and Gertrude. Both of them must either do a Bingo or Whoopsie to no avail, then the Night Danse moves on.
May 19, 2025 6:41 pm
Edmund bounds down the stairs after Gertrude, hoping to find her safe. But his poor coordination causes him to stumble over his own feet near the bottom of the stairs as the bizarre phantoms spring to unlife in the Night Danse. He ends up sprawled on the floor close to Gertrude instead of helping her up. "I'm so sorry! Please forgive me, Elaine! I mean Gertrude..."
OOC:
Whoopsie: Fail a physical task with my soft scholarly hands.
May 19, 2025 9:50 pm
Gertrude is crying while she lays on the ground clutching her leg. "It hurts." She tells Edmund, and keeps crying.

The night danse spirits move in to surround her, making her world dark and lonely.
Gert

"This is the worst night ever!" She says between teardrops. "I just wanted to sleep, but this house doesn't want to let me. And then I just wanted some cookies but I can't even get to the kitchen." She sounds as if she's lost all hope. "Why do I even stay here? Nobody wants me here. There's no room for me. Everyone hates meeeeeee!" Her words turn to sobs.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Assume the worst of what's going on.
No effect, this is for the night danse.
May 20, 2025 7:02 am
Edmund and Gertrude cower before the spirits on parade, but before they know it, the creatures have gone. The B&B is quiet again. A little too quiet...
Hey Kid frowns as the realization hits them. Gertrude just had a birthday recently. That means she's getting older. And getting older means growing up. One day, Hey Kid will have to grow up, too. What will that be like? They've been a kid for as long as they can remember. That's all they know how to be.

"No! No, no, no! I'm not ready to grow up! I'm not READY!" they wail. "Dog, Dog, n'Dog! Where are YOU?!? Where is ANYBODY?!?" they cry. They begin to bang on the walls, suddenly overcome with grief and loneliness!
OOC:
Whoopsie: Have an enormous meltdown. Red Omen: Three of Hearts, Three of Spades, Ace of Clubs, Ten of Clubs, Jack of Hearts, Queen of Hearts, Two of Spades, Three of Diamonds, Ten of Diamonds, Seven of Clubs, Two of Hearts. The other cards are not added to the Night Danse pile!
May 20, 2025 7:30 am
OOC:
@Dmbrainiac, didn't we reveal 2 aces in a row? Because in that case the second is ignored. The non-omen cards don't count, right?
May 20, 2025 7:43 am
OOC:
You're correct. I edited my previous post and changed Hey Kid's Bingo to a Whoopsie. And now:
The warm glow of a comforting flame illuminates the foyer as Amelie arrives on the scene! They see Edmund and Gertrude cowering on the floor.
May 20, 2025 10:10 am
Amelie sees Edmund is not the cause of the strangeness… and Gertrude melting down like this breaks her…
OOC:
BINGO ⭐️ Process a feeling not in your index: having a…
Well…

Amelie knows they do not have a heart, but humans do, and they think they should set a good example.

"Gertrude. No one hates you. You are my dear friend, and it pains me to see you like this."

They are afraid to give Gertrude a comforting hug. She may not want that. That, and a robo-maid’s arms are designed to wrap around a boulder and crush it into gravel. (How else would one get a boulder out of a driveway?)

Instead, she offers her hand.

GRIP OPTIONS:
BOULDER-CRUSH (OFF)
NANNY-MODE (ON)


Should Gert take Amelie’s hand, she will find it gentle and warm.
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May 20, 2025 11:16 am
Gerttrude is already in a bad state at this point. She can hear Amelie's words, but they don't hit home. In fact they cause the opposite effect. That's teenagers for you... She gets up, still crying from the painful leg, lack of sleep and horrible ghosts. "You don't understand!" She shouts at Amelie and Edmund. "Just leave me alone! I don't need your help."
Gert

With a bit of a limp she runs off down the hallway and disappears in the darkness.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Take on more than I can carry.
May 21, 2025 5:21 am
Edmund rises, clutching his elbow in pain. Upon hearing Gertrude's words and seeing her go off alone into the B&B, he says "And now the young lady shall journey forth in contemplation of the isolation of existence. All of us are islands and by realizing this, we can see reality for what it is. Like the unshaped clay not yet a pot.... Wait I'm mixing my metaphors. Regardless, she was headed to the kitchen, so we should continue there. And when we find her, we can all be alone together, united in suffering."
OOC:
Whoopsie: Romanticize someone's suffering.
May 21, 2025 6:37 am
OOC:
Red Omen for Gertrude: Five of Clubs, Two of Diamonds, Eight of Hearts, Ten of Hearts, Nine of Diamonds, Five of Spades, Seven of Hearts, Jack of Diamonds. 7 cards in the Night Danse pile.
As Gertrude runs down the hallway by herself, a window creaks, startling her!
OOC:
@TheGenerator how do you react?
May 21, 2025 6:59 am
Gertrude gasps as the window near her creaks. But she's still filled with anger and isn't going to take any sass from anybody. Not even a window! "Shut it!" She simply shouts at the window and the night danse. Right now she is the scary thing roaming the halls. Without a second thought, she continues along and finally reaches the kitchen.
Gert

To escape everything and everyone, she opens up a cupboard, throws out all the pots and pans that were stored inside and gets in it herself. She quickly grabs the cookie jar before sitting down and closing the door. Right now she want's nothing to do with the B&B. She just wants cookies!
OOC:
Whoopsie: Put your Greatest Desire above all else.
May 22, 2025 7:20 am
Hey Kid sniffles and wipes at their eyes. A tantrum isn't going to solve things right now. They're going to have to be brave, like Parish. Parish! Maybe he can help Hey Kid find their wayward pet! He's probably in the kitchen.

Hey Kid decides to practice their brave knight march. Back straight, shoulders back, chest out. Step, step, turn. Or is it step, turn, step? How does Parish march again? They scowl and try again. Step, step, step, turn. No, that's an extra step! "Come on, come on," they mutter.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Let perfectionism get in the way. Black Omen: Nine of Clubs, Six of Diamonds, Seven of Diamonds, Six of Clubs, Eight of Clubs, Four of Clubs, Eight of Spades, Four of Diamonds, Two of Clubs, Nine of Spades, Five of Hearts, Four of Hearts!
Eventually, Hey Kid manages to march into the kitchen. They look around. No Parish, but the cookie jar is missing, and... is that crunching coming from that cupboard? "Aha!" Hey Kid calls, yanking open the door and expecting to see their three-headed pup gobbling down some sugary sweets. But instead they see--

"Gertrude!" Hey Kid calls. They leap forward and throw their arms around her waist in relief. "I'm so glad to see you! And you're not a smelly grown-up yet!"
OOC:
All four travelers are reunited! The revealed cards are not placed in the Night Danse pile.
May 22, 2025 9:31 am
Amelie lets Hey Kid do the talking while they clean up the pots and pans. Of course, the pots and pans can’t go inside the cupboard with a teenager inside it.

The maid-bot seems to calmly make towers of pots and pans, with larger ones supporting smaller ones. It’s efficient and neat, but at the same time, it will just need to be taken down again as soon as some people are no longer curled up in the cupboard.

Amelie shines the cookware columns with their FeatherBuster.

OOC:
WHOOPSIE: ⚡️ Get passive-aggressive about it. (Where "it" is Gertrude running off last time Amelie spoke to her.)
May 22, 2025 1:11 pm
Gertrude is surprised and at first even more annoyed. "I told you I just..." Then she realizes who it is. ".. Oh Hey Kid." She said, wiping some tears from beneath her mask. "I.. Uh... Just wanted to eat cookies in a quiet place." The comment of not being a smelly grown-up kinda lifts her spirits again.

"I guess you can join me." She says, offering Hey Kid one of the cookies. "These aren't so great anyway." She shrugs.
OOC:
Bingo: show kindness .. of a kind.
"Why are you awake?" She asks them.
Gert

Meanwhile, Amelie is rummaging around with pots and pans. Gertrude decides to ignore it. She's still mad. Why was she mad again? Doesn't matter, she concludes. It's Amelie's fault for sure! Right?
May 22, 2025 3:16 pm
Amelie pretend to ignore Gertrude as well. But the robo-maid is listening…

They very casually take a baking sheet off of a pan-stack and slip out of Gertrude’s sight. If Gertrude were to poke her head out in the next minute, Amelie would be out of the room. But only for that minute.

In the minute after that, the room should have a soft glow. Warmth.

And in the third minute, there is an unmistakable aroma of cookies baking. Oddly, it’s not coming from the direction of an oven or stove!

Amelie is simply holding her hands over the baking sheet, using pyromancy to bake the dough, which has already been rolled and cut into heart-shapes!
OOC:
PYRO-BINGO: 🔥 Start a warm and comforting flame.
May 22, 2025 6:06 pm
Edmund straggles into the kitchen out of the shadowy hall. He sees Gertrude and Hey Kid eating cookies from the pantry while Amelie prepares hand baked cookies. The spirits whisper that this little room of light and warmth is a fleeting illusion on this the longest night.

But everyone deserved a respite, no matter how brief, he thinks to himself. So he says nothing and awaits the fresh cookies, forcing a thin smile on his face as the others talk.
OOC:
Bingo: Choose common sense over misery.
May 23, 2025 7:50 am
OOC:
Edmund's Black Omen: Nine of Hearts, Eight of Diamonds, Six of Hearts, Six of Spades, Jack of Clubs
Edmund recognizes that it's too quiet here. His thoughts race as he worries about how long this illusion of safety will last.
OOC:
The omen dictates Edmund tell everybody what he is worrying about but it seems like he did that already in his last post so we'll go with that. :)

"Why am I awake?" Hey Kid repeats Gertrude's question. "I thought Dog, Dog n' Dog had to pee, but then they ran off, and then I couldn't find them, and then there were all these weird noises, and then I thought about how you've been acting funny lately. It's cause you're getting old, right? Oh, no! Are you going through... the CHANGE? You know, when you start to grow hair in weird places and your voice gets deep and your farts become more smelly?!?"
OOC:
Whoopsie: Embarrass someone with an innocent question. Red Omen:, Ten of Spades, Queen of Spades, Seven of Spades, Four of Spades, Queen of Diamonds
A radiator clunks somewhere nearby, startling Hey Kid. They yelp and squeeze into the tiny cupboard with Gertrude. "I don't like tonight. It's scary!" they whine.
OOC:
7 more cards added to Night Danse pile, 14 total now.
May 23, 2025 1:47 pm
"I'm not smelly!" Gertrude replies sharply. Then she realizes she's yelling at a kid and continues in a softer tone. "... But yeah. I don't think I'm ready for growing up yet. What if I want to just eat a jar of cookies? I'd have to.... act rationally ... or something." She says those 2 words in a silly voice that resembles Yazeba's.

After a short moment she talks again. "Hey Kid? I think I was very mean to Amelie." She sighs. "She's always going to remember that, isn't she?" Her voice sounds like she's on the edge of starting to cry again.
Gert

"I don't like tonight either."

At that point, the sound of paws hitting the floor boards loudly can be heard. Attracted by the smell and thus promise of cookies, Dog, Dog 'n Dog stomp into the kitchen. As they run past Amelie to get to Hey Kid, Gertrude and of course the cookie jar, their tail whips around excitedly and knocks over the amazing tower of pots & pans.

Having 3 heads, they use 2 of them to cuddle the sad ones and one to gulp up cookie crumbs. All 3 heads produce the regular amount of drool.
OOC:
Bingo for Gertude: Use your fulfilled Greatest Desire to help others.
Bingo for Dog, Dog 'n Dog: Snuggle up to someone and comfort them.

Sorry, Amelie, I had to take the opportunity to knock over those pots! :P
May 23, 2025 8:18 pm
Amelie isn’t concerned about the pots and pans. Instead the maid-bot asks Gertude, "Why would you choose cookies from a jar over freshly baked?"

Amelie offers the pan of freshly baked cookies.
OOC:
BINGO - ⭐️ Make someone's life easier without them realizing.
May 26, 2025 2:48 pm
"Have you ever tried writing, Gertrude? Or any of the arts really. Telling stories and journaling have helped me process my darker feelings and find some clarity in difficult situations. Making objects of art can do the same thing when words are insufficient," Edmund says in between bites of fresh cookie.
OOC:
Bingo: Help someone find catharsis for their pain.
May 27, 2025 7:02 am
OOC:
Black Omen for Bingo after reshuffling deck for reaching the end: Two of Spades, Seven of Clubs, King of Diamonds, Three of Diamonds, Eight of Hearts, Ace of Diamonds, Ten of Hearts, Queen of Hearts, Ten of Clubs, Two of Diamonds, Nine of Diamonds, Ten of Diamonds, Five of Spades, Five of Diamonds, Three of Spades, Two of Clubs, Queen of Spades
Hey Kid laughs and throws his arms around Dog, Dog, n'Dog, happy to be reunited with their pet as last. As everybody gathers around and eats cookies, though, Gertrude realizes something painful, in the darkness and the cold.
OOC:
@TheGenerator, ask another player why their character doesn't like you as much as you thought. 14 more cards in the Night Danse pile (28 total now)
May 27, 2025 9:06 pm
OOC:
I think the, out of the characters in this chapter, Amelie seems most appropriate for the question. So I'll ask @Legendary_Sidekick
May 27, 2025 10:31 pm
Gertrude feels anger rise up inside her again as Amelie and Edmund try their best to help her feel better. They don't get it! Nobody gets it! AAAAARRRGGGH She gets a pounding headache from all the feelings inside her right now.
Gert

With a quick arm movement, she slaps the pan of fresh cookies out of Amelie's hand, sending them all scattering across the floor. Dog, Dog 'n Dog have never been so excited in their lives and start gobbling up whatever they can. "Just STOP IT!" She yells.

At the same time, the room seems to get darker. The night danse is feeding on these dark emotions like a flame reaching dry grass. Shadows swirl and dance across the walls, some of them latching onto Gertrude in a similar way as the ones Edmund is known to carry around.

"Why can't you just leave me alone?" She asks, now crying again. "I don't want your stupid fresh cookies and I don't want to write anything, OK?!?! I just want..." What did she want? At this point she wasn't so sure herself. She knew it a minute ago, but the thought had left her. All she knew now was anger. "And stop drooling on me, you dumb dog." She lashes out at an innocent bystander as the shadows amplified the darkness.

To be honest, she couldn't even tell them what she wanted before she lost what it was either. They wouldn't understand.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Stay cryptic and secretive about something that matters to everyone.
May 28, 2025 2:11 am
Amelie reacts as a robot would in this situation.
OOC:
WHOOPSIE - ⚡️ Refuse to diverge from my programming.
They watch the heart-shaped cookies break into thousands of crumbs. And this does not convince the maid they should stop.

"You think this will get me to stop liking you? You are wrong, Gertrude. I am a machine. Your attempts to hurt me are futile because I only feel what I am programmed to simulate.

"What I do not like, if you wish to know, is your behavioral shift. It is seemingly sudden, but not without cause."
The maid-bot is more machine-like than they have been in a long time, like when they were new. It hurts too much to feel right now, she admits to herself.

"What is the cause?" they ask Gertrude flatly. Not as a friend. As a machine that is programmed to clean up messes. And she is a mess unlike any I have encountered, her friend fears. "I will find out whether you tell me or not."
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@TheGenerator -

The answer to Gert’s question is in part what Amelie said aloud. But the implication may be harsh. In Amelie’s attempt to spare her own feelings, the emerging Humanity has retreated into the machine. They (the Machine) feel nothing except, supposedly, what they are programmed to feel.

In that respect, Amelie may appear to be no more a friend than Chat GPT.

On the inside, Amelie’s Humanity is more deeply hurt than she dares to admit.

TL;DR Version: Amelie’s answer is, "It’s complicated."
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May 28, 2025 6:57 am
OOC:
Red Omen: Jack of Hearts, Ace of Clubs,, Three of Clubs, King of Clubs,, Seven of Hearts, Three of Hearts, Five of Clubs. Reshuffle: Ace of Diamonds. All 40 Non-Omen cards are now in the Night Danse pile, and the deck consists only of 3 Omen cards...
There is a moment of uneasy quiet, as if the night itself is watching this conversation with bated breath...
May 28, 2025 2:52 pm
"Oh yeah? I'm not myself huh? Do you even know who I am? Cause I sure don't!" Gertrude rudely responds to Amelie. "Well I guess you would be the one to know of all people." She continues sarcastically. "You don't have a heart either!" She meant this as a hurtful insult not realizing the implications of what she just blurted out.
Gert
OOC:
No bingo or whoopsie here.
May 28, 2025 3:22 pm
"Either…?"

Amelie the emerging "human" would have surely been deeply wounded by this. But the robo-maid simply acknowledges the factual statement.

I do not have a heart.

Nor does Gertrude…
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BINGO 📸 Look closely with your zoom lens.
ANALYSIS . . . MICROEXPRESSIONS INDICATE AGGRESSION, ILL INTENT AND HONESTY. GERTRUDE IS BEING LITERAL. SHE EITHER LACKS A HEART OR BELIEVES THIS TO BE THE CASE.

And now, Amelie’s Humanity speaks. "Who did this to you, Gertrude. That is the person I do not like."
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May 28, 2025 10:19 pm
"Ah, Gertrude! You have given me an idea for my next story! A lonely heroine who discovers a shadow version of herself. She ends up not knowing which is the real shadow. A suitably tragic ending that would leave the reader with lingering dread," he says, oblivious to the subtext flying between Gertrude and Amelie.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Romanticize someone's suffering
May 30, 2025 7:34 am
Hey Kid shrinks away from Gertrude as she suddenly starts to cry and scream at everybody. They're not sure exactly what's going on. One moment they were enjoying cookies and puppy cuddles, and now there are bad feelings all around.

Meanwhile, Dog, Dog n'Dog sit calmly and stare at Gertrude with their big puppy dog eyes. Maybe that will help calm her down?
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Dog, Dog n'Dog do a Bingo: Stare with our big puppy dog eyes. Black Omen: Ace of Clubs

The relative oasis of peace and quiet the kitchen had been quickly turns to bedlam as the parade of shadowy creatures that has been prowling through the B&B all night finally finds you! The Night Danse has reached a fever pitch, with every being from behind the wallpaper capers and cavorts around you!
OOC:
There are 40 cards in the Night Danse pile, which equates to 20 total actions. Everybody should choose 5 of the following to do in their next post:

+ Do a Whoopsie, to no avail.
+ Do a Bingo, to no avail.
+ Describe the shadows on the walls, cackling and dancing.
+ Describe the light in the window, turning and capering.
+ Describe the banging of the radiator.
+ Describe the creaking of the house.
+ Describe the scrabbling of claws.
+ Describe one of the horrible creatures that dances in the Night Danse (less is more!)
May 30, 2025 10:58 am
The shadows around Gertrude move and seem to come together behind her back. They are loving the vibe here. It's exactly what they were looking for tonight. Outside the wind picks up, making the kitchen window rattle and in the distance a flash of lightning breaks through, though it takes a while for the thunder to arrive at Yazeba's.

Gertrude now realizes that she's told her secret. But what does it even matter anymore? This has been the worst night ever! Compared to this, even her birthday seems like a dream come true. "Who cares?" She says to Amelie. "I don't have to tell you anything!"

From the hallway nearby, creaking and banging noises enter the kitchen as if a ghostly band is using the house like an instrument. The shadows move to the beat.
Gert

"Besides, they're not here anyway..." She continues. "Oh great another book idea. Well la-di-da. Let's all just grab a pen and be happy forever." An eye-roll follows this sentence, then she sighs heavily out of annoyance. "At least they went away without me having to say anything." Another sneer in the direction of Amelie, who is getting the full brunt of it. Unfortunately, even Dog, Dog 'n Dog can't break Gertrude's bad mood right now.

She notices the look on Hey Kid's face, combined with the fact that they recoiled from her. Though she pretends not to care, it feels like a dagger to the hole where her heart used to be. She turns away into the cupboard so nobody can see her face.
OOC:
+ Stay cryptic and secretive about something that matters to everyone.
+ Describe the shadows on the walls, cackling and dancing.
+ Describe the light in the window, turning and capering.
+ Describe the banging of the radiator.
+ Describe the creaking of the house.
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May 30, 2025 10:06 pm
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+ Describe the light in the window, turning and capering.
+ Describe the banging of the radiator.
+ Describe the creaking of the house.
+ Describe the scrabbling of claws.
+ Describe one of the horrible creatures that dances in the Night Danse (less is more!)
The sounds of clanging metal are not coming from the radiator. Something is beating within the maid-bot’s body.

Her feet creak across the floor as Dog, Dog and Dog stumble past, claws scrabbling for stability along the slick floor.

The first ray of daybreak creeps toward the window, illuminating the crumbs that cling to the hunched back of the temperamental teen.

Amelie is hurt. She is becoming more human while Gertrude is going in the opposite direction. But even deeply wounded, a robo-maid is a logical being. So she knows, it’s not Gert’s fault…
Quote:
"Who cares?"
"I do."
Quote:
"I don't have to tell you anything!"
"I do not have to be told anything. Your microexpressions tell me the quiet part. Masking your face and turning your back is not enough to conceal the truth from me… not when the truth will save you."
May 31, 2025 2:16 pm
At Gertrude's words, Edmund smiles thinly. "I do not write to be happy. I write to draw the misery out and transform it for others to devour - to feed their own shadows as it were." But the clangor of the Night Danse swells and drowns out any further words.

As the shadows seep and ooze from behind the wallpaper, Edmund's own personal spectres leap in wild exultation at this celebration of the darkness. They spin and dance along, spindly arms slapping pans off hooks and gnarled fingers grabbing handfuls of cutlery to fling them wantonly about.

A fork and steak knife slash against Edmund's pajamas as he cowers on the floor. An impossible shape covered in the sharp angles of ebony thorns twirls and leaps, do-si-do-ing with Edmund's ghosts.
OOC:

+Choose misery over common sense
+Watch in horror as the spectres that haunt me cause needless destruction
+Describe the shadows on the walls, cackling and dancing
+ Describe the scrabbling of claws
+ Describe one of the horrible creatures that dances in the Night Danse (less is more!)
Jun 2, 2025 7:36 am
Hey Kid wails and wraps their arms around Dog, Dog, n'Dog as the shadows cavort. "You're doing this, Mister Wakeman, aren't you? Make it stop! Make it stop!" he shouts. Something with far too many glowing red eyes grins down at the child and their pet, chuckling to itself. The scritch-scritch-scritch of claws creates a maddening rhythm, even as the walls of the B&B creak and groan ominously with the incongruous weight of the ephemeral shades that waltz and limbo about!
OOC:
Whoopsie: Mistrust a grownup who is trying to help.
Describe one of the horrible creatures
Describe the scrabbling of claws.'
Describe the creaking of the house.
Describe the shadows on the walls, cackling and dancing.
"I don't want to be here anymore! Let's get out of here!" Hey Kid wails. Dog, Dog, n'Dog barks in the affirmative, and guides Hey Kid onto their back. Then they're off, racing through the halls ahead of the Night Danse! Back to the bedroom they go, and once there, Hey Kid locks the door and sighs, slumping against it. "Whew! We're safe, boys," they breathe. Dog, Dog, n'Dog barks again, wagging their tail.
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Everyone must now describe how they get to safety! The chapter ends when Gertrude finally manages to fall asleep.
Jun 2, 2025 11:09 pm
A maid-bot would not panic.

A robotic maid whose Humanity is emerging might consult her built-in database and see there is, logically, nothing to fear.

Except she’s been putting on this brave front for Heartless Gertrude who somehow managed to break the heart of the only naturally heartless being in the room—and Hey Kid’s wailing makes more sense than anything.

A red panic-strobe pops up from the robo-maid’s chrome dome.

BEE🚨YOOO

Amelie yells "SOMETHING UNINTELLIGIBLE!" as she scrambles down the hall! In her panic she accidentally activates her skates—and in her panicky attempt to retract them, she accidentally extends her legs—and in her panicked attempt to contract her arched, gangly legs, she accidentally contracts her arms!

So now Amelie’s limbs flail about like rubber stilts, skates failing to find traction on the hardwood floor as her hands, which protrude directly from her shoulders, flap like wings on a dodo!

But the worst part is that her escape route is up the mahogany stairs…
Jun 3, 2025 5:15 am
As the rattle and clamor of the Night Danse build into a deafening crescendo, Edmund staggers to his feet. Reveling in the darkness of this longest night, his evil spirits cackle gleefully at the terror that has been wrought.

Edmund speeds back through the hallways of the B&B toward his room as best he can. His spirits of woe scourge and berate him. "No....no! That's not.... Stop, please!" he croaks as he staggers from wall to wall.

Finally he reaches his room and flings open the door. After he slams it closed again, he leans against the door and locks the it. The Night Danse has faded but there is still giggling and snickering from just beside or behind him. He throws himself on his bed where he lies, eyes closed, until the tears dry on his face.

By the time the first fingers of morning sun stretch back over the B&B and pull it back into the light, Edmund had fallen into a fitful sleep where his spirits joined him to continue their torments.
Jun 3, 2025 8:00 am
With everyone gone, the spirits now have full reign over Gertrude. They close in on her as she cowers in the cupboard. She reflects on giving Monday her heart. How it's given her what she wanted, but at the same time taken away what she had. And now it's even taking away her friends. She hadn't meant to snarl at Amelie and Mr Wakeman, nor had she wanted to scare Hey Kid like that.

As much as she'd been blaming everyone around her, something deep down told her it was her fault. The shadows are loving this reflection, feeding off of the emotions. That's when something clicks inside of Gertrude's head. She was being way more of a monster than these shadows surrounding her. She had no reason to be scared of them, they should be scared of her!

She gets out of the cupboard and stands up. The shadowy creature with claws raises an arm in an attempt to scratch her. Gertrude stares right at it with a look that says "Oh, you don't want want to mess with me right now, buddy. Try it... I dare you!" The claw retreats back into the shadow it came from and so do the other shadows. They don't want to take their chances. Besides, they have had a lovely feeding already. Better to save some for another night.
Gert

Unburdened by the night danse, Gertrude walks back to her room. Maybe someday she'll figure out who she is or wants to be. But that day was not today. Without fear, she crawls in bed, pulls the blanket over her and goes to sleep.
Epilogue:

As Gertrude lays in bed, a shadowy hand slides across her blanket in the moon light. Starting at her feet and going up. When it's about half way up, the same sharp-clawed shadow appears next to it. But instead of joining the first hand, it claws at it. The first hand wavers. With whiffs of 'smoke' coming from the part where it's been attacked, it disappears. Then the claw pulls the blanket a bit more snug around Gertrude.

Nothing is going to give Gertrude any trouble tonight.
Jun 3, 2025 8:02 am
And that is the story of the longest night of the year!
OOC:
Everybody gets 3 leftovers to apply to their journeys. The B&B get a Flashlight (Square Memento).

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